We're Speaking In Code :-) (in Off-topic)

OK, we know that some of you CB1 players have been spying on us and forming your CB2 strategies based upon the scraps of information that you're getting through the forums. What you don't realize is that Jon sent us special decoder cards that scramble what we type for the forums into something coherent, but misleading. If you don't have a decoder card, you're not getting the true message.

If you see us talking about a Unicorn of Purity, for example, it's probably not a new item. We might be referring to SNK3R. Most of us here wouldn't know what to do with a Unicorn of Purity anyway if it were a new item for the game. :-)

Ey ame speling wron6 on purpou5

Tra-la-la, la-la-la-la
Tra-la-la, la-la-la-la
Tra-la-la, la-la-la-la
Tra-la-la, la-la-la-la

One banana, two banana
Three banana, Four
Four bananas make a bunch
And so do many more
Over hill and highway
The banana buggies go
Coming on to bring you
The Banana Splits Show

Making up a mess of fun
Making up a mess of fun
Lots of fun for everyone

Tra-la-la, la-la-la-la
Tra-la-la, la-la-la-la
Tra-la-la, la-la-la-la
Tra-la-la, la-la-la-la

Four Banana, Three Banana
Two Banana, One
All Bananas playing
In the bright warm sun
Flipping like a pancake, popping like a cork
Fleagle, Bingo, Drooper, and Snork

A quick test of the above post reveals that it will not make it through the spell check without an extensive amount of padding either before the main text of the post or immediately following the main text of the post. Someone will probably remind me to use tags so that I can abstain from padding the post, but I thought it would be fun for everyone if I did it this way. When someone looks back upon this historical post, they will wonder what we were taking during the alpha tests. My response will be that we were high on battles challenged and that I am naturally this way without any chemical augmentation. I also propose that we add the Unicorn of Purity as a member of the Banana Splits. That might make it difficult to add additional lyrics to the song, but I am certain that we could get it a shot. I'm going to sign off now before someone kicks me or kills me!