Need 2 minion names, competition, prize = love (in Contests)

Okay, my char the kin (inspect to see the pic). I need two minion names for them. All you need to do is suggest the two names, then I pick the winner and you win my love effection and thankfulness and of course the admiration of the rest of the community.

bonus points : suggesting the battle cries to go with them :)

Is Kin like... Siblings?? like Brother Sister.....?

Brother and Sister... Battle crys: "No she did it!" and "No he did it!" ;)

Thats what i was gonna say!

Kind of a creepy pic if they are brother and sister. Maybe it's because i am from hickville it seem somewhat incestuous. So in the spirit of such my name idea is Bubba Joe and Lou Anne. Their battle cries respectivly being "No one dates my sister but me" and "Who stole the Spam?".

Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie
Paris says "I'm richer - you know you want me"; Nicole says "I'm smarter, but not by much"

No love for you lot, kin doesn't just mean brother and sister innuits.

Unless you have an OED handy, Myth (I don't), kin means relatives. Kith and Kin means country-men and family members. Looking online, I only see family members as the definition.

And in the US, 'kin' is only used by 'country bumpkins' (whom the more enlightened deride as all being inbred - especially when talking about places like West Virginia). Its use is mostly deprecated in any urban setting, tending to be used by rural (perhaps less well educated) people. If any of us use the word, we're generally mocking either ourselves (growing up poor or in the country) or some other group we feel superior to. A country boy moving to a big city would quickly learn to shun the word. It would be a source of great amusement to the people he was hanging out with.

You could go with 'Devilkin' and 'Demonkin'. The FBer would cry, "Burn, mortal" and the CoCer would cry, "Let the frozen void take you!" Or something.

dunno about names, but i've always liked the battle cries "Welcome to oblivion!" and "Worship me!"