Caption Contest (in Contests)

My admin character has 10k and I will add 10k from my own playing character to the winner of this competition.

It's simple, in each NP sack is a New Player... What do you think the 3 experienced CB pros are saying ?




Winner will either be chosen by myself or if interest is enough perhaps we will start a poll for you to vote on.
Remember, keep it PG folks, otherwise the winning pot will be increased by the sum you are fined. :)

--The names have been changed to protect the innocent, the crimes are real.--

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A day in the life of the new player's chat!

Newb #1 has joined the room.
- new players: Congratulations on finishing the tutorial, Newb #1!
Newb #2 has joined the room.
- new players: Congratulations on finishing the tutorial, Newb #2!

Newb #1: Cn I gett sum $ or stuf
Newb #2: yeh me to!

Fhade (Korbat): No begging guys.

Newb #1 & 2: Were just askng n0t begin

MildThing (Meerca): It still counts as begging!

Newb #1 & 2: gosh u d0ods ar stpid and this game sux anyhow.

Newb #1 has left the room.
Newb #2 has left the room.

5P3(7|23 (With Shovel): Maybe I can beat the annoying ones away with my shovel next time?

CrAcKMoNkEy has joined the room.
- new players: Congratulations on finishing the tutorial, CrAcKMoNkEy!

CrAcKMoNkEy: h4h4h4h4, i 4(V) b4c|

CrAcKMoNkEy: h4h44h!

5P3(7|23 (With Shovel) looks up momentarily....then begins to dig his own grave with the shovel.

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I know it ended up a bit off-topic with the dialoge and all, but considering this is a pretty true statement of everything I see when I am online....at least it is realistic and mildly funny.

Purple = MrsDi: Ugh, why am i always the one to help the Newbs out?

White = Lukeman of corse: Where do they all come from? it's like theres millions out there and they just keep popping up out of nowhere.

Red = Jon: MrsDi, get back to helping out all of those newbs and stop complaining! And you Lukeman, just be quiet and go sit in the corner like all the other Cb players while im around... AND WHY ISN'T THERE SOMEONE KISSING MY FEET?!?!?!?!?!

(No offence in mine) lol

White: Man, you sure killed a lot of new players...
Purple: Yeah. Why am I even digging their graves? Red is the one who killed them.
Red: Oh..Right. /kill is not the same thing as /kick. Right...Anyone have a one way ticket to CB1?

Purple: If you plant them, they will come
Red: What do you mean they will come?! I don't want more people farming me
White: What if one of them is the next spid?!
Purple: Oh it doesn't matter, because I AM THE NEXT SPID
Red and White: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!

White: The stores aern't stocked1111!!!!! dp always gets it first111!!!!
Red: /kick white
White has left the room
-- You have been kicked out of New Players by Red
Purple: I know I put that Spider around here somewhere...

Red: Purple, don't you think digging up a load of new players you can't possibly use counts as farming?
White: Yikes! Farming! I'll go get an Admin.

me not entering contest buyt the newb actually sounded like me when i started out =P

Or;

Red: Purple, it looks like all your digging around New Players has unearthed quite some multiple accounts...
White: Yikes! Multi's! I'll go get an Admin.

Red: What are you doing?!? You're not planting those Newbies deep enough. They'll never grow into Veterans now...
White: You don't have to plant them as deep here, the ToJ in the bag with them protects them.
Purple: No no no, I plant them and then cast DM on them, that will protect them...
Red: No, DM only works on Newbies planted in the....

Continue ad nauseum.

I will also send 10K to G_Bee to boost the pot a little.

Timberwolf (Roont) 65.171.238.40 G Beee (Admin_Beee) $10000 7:28 PM EST

Pot is sitting at 30k.... isn't this worth a few more entries ?

White: They keep getting refered by purple!
red: noob people dont they read the rules?
Purple: All i wanted was the money from there referel.
red: well you got you happy now?
purple: no they keep killing me
white: then stop refering them got its like you just dig them out of the ground.
Purple: I do!
red: /kick purple
red: for shear stupidity

<[Short]Tommy> Hey Henry, Henry, hurry up will you? My mother's gonna make some fried peppers and sausage for us. Oh hey, Henry, Henry. Here's an arm.
<[Henry]Hill> Very funny, guys.
<SNK3R> If anyone's interested in borrowing a 28K Tattoo of Augmentation for an hour, PM me, please.
<[Short]Tommy> Hey, here's a leg. Here's a wing.
*[Short]Tommy laughs
<[Short]Tommy> Hey, what do you like, the leg or the wing, Henry? Or do you still go for the old hearts and lungs?
*[Henry]Hill feels sick

thats funny

Whitey the worrisome bat: Why is Barney digging up all these New Players?

Red the obese Squirrel: I think he's looking for some new friends? He keeps singing this song over and over.

Whitey the bat: I know he's freaking me out.

Barney the dino: I love you. You love me. Red and Whitey won't beat me. (snickers to himself... not after I make some money referring all these N00Bs)

White: Ok, CB is cool with a graphical interface - but Jon could've tried harder.
Purple: I preferred text combat than fighting with Neopets
Red (admin): They are not Neopets! Jon simply used inspiration from other successful games!
New player: When do I become a Neopet like you lot are?
Purple: Hopefully never. If I dig far enough, I can access the core of CB. There I can shut it down!
Red: Please, no!

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*rolls eyes* I think it's a funny idea.

aw man i think i am beat. i liked his way better then mine

We have a winner. Thanks to the Op who made the choice :)

G Beee (Admin_Beee) 81.86.217.165 Exotion (blockage) $30000 -- see /bboard..001A7j 4:50 PM EST

Well done Exotion! ;)

Cool but why did i win i meen some people way out did me. (not that im complaining)

I know this is over, but I like "When minions rebel"