Hellfire clan looking for new member. (in General)

Hellfire has been the dominating clan since CB2 launched. If you'd like to be part of us, please post here.

Requirements:
1. Weekly Clan point gain of at least 10,000 ;points (2,000 points per day 5 days per week)
2. Must like Pina Coladas and and getting caught in the rain (this is SNK3R's requirement: don't ask) :P
3. Must have a sense of humour: Note, this requirement is not retroactive to existing players, obviously :)

I wouldn't mind taking the spot if there's room for me. Would be nice to be back with the guys from CB1..

i wouldnt mind joining

Hmm, I'm ok with #3 and #2 sounds far fetched (I mean, I can just tell you I like those things but really, how could you tell). And I'm willing to work at the #1 requirement but I don't know how good I would do. I'd work hard at it but I don't really know how hard it is to maintain that kind of total.

I almost want to join just so SNK3R will stop farming me :P

Good incentive, eh? :)

Well, lets give some perspective to 2,000 clan points per day.

If you change your favourites list to win all of your fights, and only vs those in 3 point clans, you will need to fight at least 700 fights every day.

That's 160 you get when you log in plus 540 more. If you fight that amount per day, then you might be Hellfire material

Now, if SNK3R chatmails you looking for a picture, please ignore him. Despite what he says, it is NOT a requirement of being accepted into the clan.

Ugh.... I've gotten 18k in a week, and I'm still adding to that. I get about 3k-4k a day and you love me. If you wanna chat Todd.

Thanks for ruining my cover, Todd. :( I knew it was a bad idea testing it out on you.

By the way, you look like you got a great tan in the picture!

18,000 points in a week is excellent.

But, you are DESTLUCK! I mean really. I'm going to have to really think about this one.

:P

I love to play CB2 and I believe I'm capable of those scores are very close to them. It would be great if the one you chose was me. That's all and thanks for considering me.

Yea, I love you too Todd.

Alrighty, mathematically 700 fights is relatively easy. According to my logs I fight approximately 600 fights everyday, losing less than 2%. If I switched to buying 100 or so BA and fighting similarly 2000 points per day isn't that bad.

Since this is doable I'd like to try out for the team as it were.

Well, I already have 2k points on the day and its not even 2pm yet. :/ Anyway, I would love to come back to Hellfire if I'm needed/wanted.

Shadya, you are on my short list :) I'll let you know. I have a few offers I sent out in chatmail. Stay tuned.

I'm not always over 2k, but I do well over 10k/wk, and I have spikes over 3/3.5k. I buy BA, I have an awesome sense of humor. I love Pina Coladas, getting caught in the rain does suck though. Rain makes me itch :(. Besides, I have no idea want SNK3R would want to see a fat man caught in the rain anyway! :p

What happens to the new member when you hit the PR limit a few days / week after they join? :p

We can currently accept 156,000 PR. If we max out, we max out.. its bound to happen some day, I suppose.

I would not mind joining your clan, Todd. I get around 12-15000 points a week (a little more if I change my fight list), depending on whether I purchase BA.

Majestik_Moose has accepted the offer to join Hellfire.

Thanks to all who offered.

What happens to the new member when you hit the PR limit a few days / week after they join? :p

They kick SNK3R out :P

Why would we kick out _anyone_? we just get less of a bonus is all. As long as each person is pulling in around 2,000 points daily, it's more advantageous to have them :)