We're looking for a CBer with the requirements below to join me, Random-X, Nemod, Hellblender, and Bolfen:
1. Extremely poor work ethic with a high-paying job and with little responsibility; works all day in front of a high-speed computer especially configured to play CB, read Fark, and search for the next Ghost-In-the-Jar and Grilled-Cheese-Mary fad on eBay. Federal government employees welcomed.
2. A touch of social ineptness combined with flaming case of gingivitis to deter the distraction from a member of opposite gender (which was the downfall of our latest member, Buffet).
3. No family history of mental illness, heart disease, or kidnapping. Must be a child of good upbringing and have a single, visually-appealing, extremely tolerant sister who is attracted to men for their personalities and not their looks. (for Bolfen).
4. Camping skills a plus. Fighting skills desired. Dancing skills mandatory (for Nemod).
5. Ability to overlook our questionable clan name and see us for what we really are... 5 guys with bad haircuts, lots of money, and an impeccable reputation for being fooled by Nigerian 419 scams more than once (*cough* Hellblender).
6. Farkers and former WWF stars (like "Random-X") welcomed.
7. Special considerations will be given to those with a fiance who can master store camping within 5 days.
8. Must be willing to abide by our strict "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy (again, for Bolfen's sake).
If this sounds like you, and your doctor says the infection will be gone within a few days, contact us at 1-900-Rep-tATu
