Brotherhood of Valinor wants a midget (in General)


BrandonLP February 9 2005 9:01 PM EST

We don't really want a midget, although that'd be cool. However, we are looking into adding a sixth member. But before I can officially call you a member of the coolest clan ever, we have some requirements:

1.) 2k+ clan points each day. I don't care if you achieve this with or without buying BA. Going above and beyond is certainly applauded and if it happens consistently, there are rewards available.

2.) Spending time in the Valinor channel. We don't bite. Even if we did, we don't have rabies, so it's all good. Part of being in this clan is interacting with the clan. There's no reason for me to put together a group of people that never talk to each other. Heck, I've learned so much from the clan it's not funny. Also, Valinor members are very open with money and gear *hint hint, nudge nudge*.

Now, for the application process. I've got a few questions I'm going to ask and some questions are worth more than others. Best of luck!

1.) Why do you think you'd be good for Brotherhood of Valinor?

2.) If you were to choose between buying two of the following cars, which one would you buy? Each one has a cost the dealer is willing to sell it for and a percentage chance that the car will cease to work the very first time you turn the key. If it works the first time, it will forever:

a.) Car 1 - Cost $10,000. 60%

b.) Car 2 - Cost $15,000. 20%

3.) Explain to me the most important thing about character (regarding CB2) building.

4.) Would you make a video of yourself singing a Whitney Houston song if I asked you to do it?

5.) What if Fave asked you to do it?

6.) Velo?

7.) Okay, okay.. back to serious questioning: Tell me about the strategy you're currently employing with your character and why you went with it.

The end. Best of luck!

smackdown92 February 9 2005 9:19 PM EST

1. i'd be good cuz im nice and im really really good at rpgs! i can get ur clan honar and other crap.. so in other words.. i can help out!


2. It really matters about if the second car is a sports car... i mean why else would i choose #2... hmm... so i guess if it's not ill go with #1

3. the most important thing huh? well id say the whole fact that i adore rpgs like kol and runescape and of course Carnage blender 2!

4. Well i dont really know much about whitney houston.... but u know.. if that is what it takes to get in then ok!

5. considering that they too are clan members.. if they asked really really nicely possibly..

6. considering that they too are clan members.. if they asked really really nicely possibly..

7. I kinda like balence.. and It's working pretty well for my guy... so i'm going to stay with it...

but people keep telling me " NO NO NO" and i kinda want to say shut [Edit: Keep it PG, fined 5k - Chuckles].. cuz know how to play good.. i just started the game like less than 2 weeks ago.. i mean comon..

let me do what i do.. and if it doesnt work ill ask for ur help..

so any way... like i said before i am very nice and usually pretty polite.. unless u really get me PO.. then im justed PO

and of course if u really dont like me.. just boot me... i mean why go to all this fuss.. if u dont like some1 u just bomb them and take over there contry..

i mean that is what Our great pres george bush did.. and u know he still won the election..

back on subject.. i started about 9 days ago and i have a rating of 23k!

and if anyone who reads this plays kol.. just message me!
i'm smackdown92 and im lvl 25 with 7 million meat! so just message me!

Undertow February 9 2005 9:28 PM EST

Btw, I'd want you to sing too, the song is "I'm every woman"

Chocolate Thunder February 9 2005 9:31 PM EST

I never request whitney houston. Though I may ask for a nice rendition of "It's raining men"

Undertow February 9 2005 10:13 PM EST

Some village people maybe? In The Navy?

If it's a girl, I'd recommend a nice cover of Closer by NIN. But............ well I was gonna say that's just me, but I'm sure it's really what all of us CBers want.

Grant February 10 2005 12:12 PM EST

1. I wouldn't be good for the clan. I just thought the questions were funny.
2. B
3. KISS
4. Yes, mostly because I enjoy causing other people pain.
5. Same reasoning applies.
6. Velo's too cool to ask something like that.
7. SMM, because you can spend the money you save on weapons to make more clan points.

Naturally, I still view the Valinors as evil, but I must say the wit and humor of this BrandonLP's post has left me with warm and fuzzy feelings towards the lords of darkness. :)

sasquatchan February 10 2005 2:12 PM EST

Well, I mean, if you pool your $cb2 and convert to $usd, I think these guys may be able to help you out..

NotSuitablForChildren [Yeeeaahh.................] February 10 2005 2:35 PM EST

It's funny the whole "renting of midgets" subject came up. For our high school talent shows one of my friends rented a midget stripper and taught him the dance from the first Austin Powers movie. Needless to say it was hilarious, and the guy only charged half price.

kosall February 10 2005 5:24 PM EST

Since I've longed to be in a Valinor clan since forever, I'll take a shot at these:

1) I'm sitting across from Bubo
2) A, I'm a risk taker when it comes to this stuff
3) Planning, Planning, Planning. Have a strategy and stick to it. If you want to try something else make a new guy and do it there.
4) Not unless your a hot chick
5) Not unless Fav a hot chick
6) Not unless Velo is a hot chick
7) EC+AMF/AMF+EC/HP-90%+ST-10%+CoBF/GA. Since AMF and EC aren't affected by DM I should get good returns by splitting it up like that.
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