75K for a joke (in Contests)

Mythology February 14 2005 9:21 PM EST

Okay, over next hour, first person who comes to Valinor and tells a joke that makes me lol gets 75K. Remeber while the room is not PG, it does not mean anything too rough okay?

Okay, let the joke telling begin!

Rollover from the other night.

Mythology February 14 2005 9:47 PM EST

had better reaction to 25K? no jokes left in CB2? :*(

QBBast [Hidden Agenda] February 15 2005 5:37 AM EST

Is there any way to make it more clear that the comedians should GO TO Valinor to entertain Myth? The instructions seem pretty explicit, yet the jokes keep getting posted. Are posters disqualified for inability to follow directions?

{CB3}-HR22 February 20 2005 4:39 PM EST

Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

{CB1}Lukeyman February 20 2005 5:18 PM EST

Bast, There only posting because they want to show there jokes to others, the contest was over, so they just post it. calm down missy

{CB1}Lukeyman February 20 2005 7:55 PM EST


/me walks away with his tail between his legs
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