Contest: Newb gifts (good prizes ;) (in Contests)

Rules:

1: Send any item and/or money to a random newb with the note "Newb gift".

2: Post here with why you think you should win (Note: humour/stupidity as always with my contests is most likely to make you win).

That's all!
And obviously if you're cheap and just send a whip I'll be cheap and just carp you or something.

Prizes:
3x LToE
1x LToF
Lots of other items (total value of those will be up to 200k).

Contest Ending Time: When enough people gives some newbs a gift :P

Recent Transfers
From IP To What When
Comentor (Comentor) 130.13.9.243 Cynic (Aditon) A Halberd ($57386) -- some help for you ^^ 7:22 AM EST
Comentor (Comentor) 130.13.9.243 Cynic (Aditon) $20000 -- some help for you ^^ 7:22 AM EST


bleh, just realised i sent with the wrong note, in case that doesnt matter I'm still posting here ^^ I think I should win because .... well, I dont think i should win, but if you wanted to make me the winner, i'd probably worship you as my god and i would probably teach people that you were awesome. Actually, i think you deserve to win the prize since you encouraged me to give help to a newb that needs the items/$ more than i do ... well, thats all i got, fl on picking a winner, and if i'm disqualified for not saying "Newb gift" its ok, cuz i still helped some1 new to the game ^^ well, before i start rambling (which i already have) I'll just submit this message and let you .... n/m, u get the point

Bast (Bartlett) to Comentor (Comentor) 324 Slayer Arrows ($324) -- Noob! 9:03 AM EST

Bast (Bartlett) to Comentor (Comentor) A Cloak ($16688) -- Noob! 9:03 AM EST

I had to! C'mon -- member since Feb. 25th. Less than a month!

Why should I win? I went to the Blacksmith! The _Blacksmith_! You know how hard it is for me to go in there, what with the smell and the soot everywhere. It's filthy in there and hot, and now I've utterly ruined a lovely pair of cashmere trousers.

Plus (yes, there's a Plus!), I made sure I sent the right sort of ammo for that bow of his. Yes! I specifically inquired as to just what sort of something he ought to be equipping with his ranged weapon. (Normally, I only have to ask about my own.) If no one lied, then the arrows are good.

Iron Leg Reebok (Leaf) 68.248.127.177 Endalia (Evi) A Hard Leather Armor ($2442) -- Sharp-Dressed Noob 12:50 PM EST
Iron Leg Reebok (Leaf) 68.248.127.177 Endalia (Evi) A Robe ($5421) -- Sharp-Dressed Noob 12:50 PM EST
Iron Leg Reebok (Leaf) 68.248.127.177 Endalia (Evi) A Pair of Leather Boots ($459) -- Sharp-Dressed Noob 12:50 PM EST
Iron Leg Reebok (Leaf) 68.248.127.177 Endalia (Evi) A Pair of Leather Gloves ($235) -- Sharp-Dressed Noob 12:50 PM EST
Iron Leg Reebok (Leaf) 68.248.127.177 Endalia (Evi) A Hard Leather Cap ($705) -- Sharp-Dressed Noob 12:50 PM


I think I should win because I just made the sexiest noob in the game. Who doesn't want to see this hot new player walking around in an all leather suit? The full leather suit is the ultimate testament to functionality meets fashion.

Not only that but I was thoughtful, it can get awfully smelly wearing leathers all day, and what minion doesn't want to sit back, relax, and take a nice hot bath after a hard day's battling? And so, the Robe, essential for anyone who doesn't want a freshly cleaned minion getting slaughtered right after they've just been stepping out of the bath.

Enjoy your free items Endalia, and don't forget to shake that money-maker!

MrChuckles (Chuckling Bank) 210.50.228.5 Iron Leg Reebok (Leaf) A Lesser Tattoo of Ice ($9471) -- Contest Winnings 8:44 PM EST
MrChuckles (Chuckling Bank) 210.50.228.5 Iron Leg Reebok (Leaf) A Lesser Tattoo of Endurance ($5920) -- Contest Winnings 8:44 PM EST
MrChuckles (Chuckling Bank) 210.50.228.5 Comentor (Comentor) A Composite Bow ($30960) -- Contest winnings 8:43 PM EST
MrChuckles (Chuckling Bank) 210.50.228.5 Comentor (Comentor) A Short Bow ($21721) -- Contest winnings 8:43 PM EST
MrChuckles (Chuckling Bank) 210.50.228.5 Comentor (Comentor) A Short Bow ($14138) -- Contest winnings 8:43 PM EST
MrChuckles (Chuckling Bank) 210.50.228.5 Comentor (Comentor) A Light Crossbow ($2832) -- Contest winnings 8:43 PM EST
MrChuckles (Chuckling Bank) 210.50.228.5 Comentor (Comentor) A Lesser Tattoo of Endurance ($5920) -- Contest winnings 8:43 PM EST
MrChuckles (Chuckling Bank) 210.50.228.5 Bast (Bartlett) A Lesser Tattoo of Endurance ($16092) -- Contest winnings 8:42 PM EST
MrChuckles (Chuckling Bank) 210.50.228.5 Bast (Bartlett) A Lesser Tattoo of Flame ($5920) -- Contest winnings 8:42 PM EST

Ended a little sooner than I thought but have too much happening in RL to keep this contest going.
Congrats to the winners.

Thanks, Chuck!

HOly jeepers! What a great thing to log on and see. Two new Tats. Thanks!