J Edgar Hoover/ FBI Contest (in Contests)


Bull3t F4c3 April 18 2005 1:51 PM EDT

Just post anything you got on J. Edgar Hoover (i sort of need a timeline or important dates in his life) and the founding of the FBI (what events led up to their founding and what not)

The best paragraph (most informative) wins 20k

Nixon Jibfest April 18 2005 2:01 PM EDT

lol... it's been a while since someone has requested CBers to do his/her homework.

mchaos April 18 2005 2:13 PM EDT

J. Edgar Hoover born in 1904, was the son of a mill worker. His father was killed in WWI and he was raised primarily by his mother and aunt. Following his graduation from Cornell, he joined the NYC police department and eventually became the comissioner. He was chosen by President Truman to head the newly formed FBI following the end of WWII. The FBI was founded largely out of fears of communist infiltration as the cold war kicked off.

QBBast [Hidden Agenda] April 18 2005 2:16 PM EDT

Including or excluding the ladies' lingerie stuff?

Vagabond April 18 2005 2:20 PM EDT

lol @ bast

wikipedia entry

Bull3t F4c3 April 18 2005 2:35 PM EDT

i got everything on him...now i just need stuff on the founding of the fbi

mchaos April 18 2005 2:42 PM EDT

are you really too lazy to look this up in Wikipedia or a dead-tree dictionary yourself?

Bull3t F4c3 April 18 2005 3:41 PM EDT

basically ya

Special J April 18 2005 3:51 PM EDT

Then I hope you flunk whatever grade you are in, lazy kids do not amount to anything except lazy adults.


And yes, before you ask, I WOULD like fries with that.

Bull3t F4c3 April 18 2005 5:45 PM EDT

/me cries
lol i go to the best college prep high school in la...go look it up

Reebok April 18 2005 5:47 PM EDT

Just because you've got a lot of cash doesn't mean you're not lazy =)

slurpz April 18 2005 5:50 PM EDT

PREPPY! lol

in the time that you spent looking at this thread...you would have done this paragraph already

mchaos April 18 2005 6:08 PM EDT

LA, ha ha, everyone knows the best prep schools are on the east coast (and switzerland)*

*this meant to be good natured

Vagabond April 18 2005 7:02 PM EDT

See, the sad thing about a guy like you is in 50 years you're gonna start doing some thinking on your own, and you're gonna come up with the fact that there are 2 certainties in life. One, don't do that. And Two you dropped 150 grand on a $%#$*&@ education you could have got for a dollar fifty in late charges at the public library.

Special J April 18 2005 8:48 PM EDT

Vagabond, thats the best quote ever.


BrandonLP April 18 2005 9:12 PM EDT

Just because you go to the best college prep school doesn't mean you've learned or learned how to apply anything.

Khardin April 18 2005 9:24 PM EDT

J. Edgar Hoover flew battleships during WWV. One day he smoked too much methamphetamines with some Japanese pilots and started looking out his window for police and commies spying on him. This gave him the great idea to form an agency that would actually spy on its own country as he didn't want to learn foreign languages. And thus, the FBI was born.

Bull3t F4c3 April 19 2005 1:09 AM EDT

lol...funny..bunch..no one wins...cuz i did it by myself :P

BrandonLP April 19 2005 1:31 AM EDT

Much like you should've.

Sevare April 19 2005 1:56 AM EDT

I bet you forgot to add a part about Hoovers favorite dress too....

Bull3t F4c3 April 19 2005 8:45 PM EDT

i didn't need that part..and i aced the report../me bows
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