Enquiring minds want to know 3 things. (in General)

Hi,

There are a few items regarding Jonathan that can be found spread out on various fan sites, including CB itself. However, I know that there are many things we would like to know about CB/Jonathan but never asked. Post your question that you have wondered since you started playing CB1 or CB2. I'm not saying they will be answered should we as a community decide 3 questions to ask Jonathan but it doesn't hurt to bounce them around. I wouldn't blame him for not answering. (I've seen what happens to paparazzi when facing celebrities so I am not interested in being the camera man taking snapshots, if you know what I mean) Anyway, I thought it would be a fun little post.

Also, post any 3rd party pieces of information should you feel the need to do so. Before you post your question look under FAQs. If you ask something already posted all the other kids will make fun of you. :P

Again, I can not help myself for obvious reasons.

Dear Jonathan,

I would like to know how much wood could a wood chuck, chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

LoL is that your comment on everytihng? lol bah.

if peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers how many pickled peppers did peter piper pick?

Please, remit idiot tax to Central Bank, thanks.

What is idiot tax running these days?

Realistic question;

What kind, if any, of enjoyment do you personally get from the CB community.

Follow up;

Does this enjoyment out weigh the frustration and stress from issues that arrise and the annoying whines from those who think CB is personally coded for their enjoyment?

What are the best, worst, and most surprising emergent behaviors you've discovered since you first launched CB?

is CB all that you hoped for, and more?

speaking of, what were you hoping for?

If you could do something illegal and get away with it, what would it be ?

Filling the store I run with every ounce of stupid I can cram in it, then blowing it up, followed by a bulldozer..... -day dream-


Oh you didn't mean me.

Do you ever feel that you lose touch with the fact that the people that play your game are human?

Are you really foolish enough to believe these are thinking, reasoning humans playing your game(and devising these "strategies")?

1. Do you have a head?
2. Where are you employed?
3. Has Carnage Blender fulfilled your goals since the original creation of CB1?