New tattoo idea (in General)

How about making a tattoo that is basically a meat shield familiar. Because be honest how many of you hate training an extra minion and just training HP and buying those expensive items? This Tattoo of Meat, or whatever, would gain health and reside infront of the minion the tat is on. Just an idea, say what you think.

How about just using a ToJ?

lol, ya that's what the ToJ is used for :p as stated by boo

And the ToJ has bonus evasion & endurance to be extra-meaty.

And it does damage because of UC.

LoL, true but this would grow fast because it's just Hp and endurance. So you don't have as much to worry about with FB.

I'm waiting for the Decay Wall familiar that doesn't get targeted by seekers.

A decay wall? That would be retarded, a wall is meant to soak up damage. If AMF was cast on the familiar, decay would backfire and the wall would inflict damage to itself.

Notice I didn't even say base decay, just decay. It's so common that a low level decay is just assumed.

Listen to daddy Fuhgawz kids and stop making those silly minions.

Anyone could come up with a tattoo that fit their strategy. Decay that doesn't get targeted by seekers... That's an interesting one. Might as well make "A Chameleon Tattoo"... you choose 1-3 things that the tattoo trains in, and then the ratios it boosts them in. -.-

Where are the anti-CoC/MM tats? (Dunno how bad they'd suck though)

"Decay that doesn't get targeted by seekers... That's an interesting one."

There is a way to do this, however the decay is always base and whether it is a bug or not has not yet been announced by Jon, so I assume it is a "feature"

Yeah I guess a decay that is not zero and that does not get targeted by seekers is impossible in the current game mechanics. However Raresumo, putting on a MgS with Decay will make your effective level of decay zero allowing you to do the same damage, half HP, against non-AMF teams and is NOT targeted by seekers as a "feature". I wasn't picking stuff from out of the air, these things actually already exists. Regardless, everything I said was to be taken as joke, except for the part where I say you should listen to daddy Fuhgawz. :)

That's no joke, you really should listen to daddy Fuhgawz.

or you could just make a tattoo and its for decoration

Sounds about right... I run the show and Fuhgawz gets the credit. ;)