entertain me and win 50k (in Contests)

yea i am bored so entertain me. keep it pg please. 1st to entertain me wins 50k

:D lol

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Happy Day and Jackpot

that would have worked with visual aids :P

http://www.zombo.com/

":D lol"

/me tells HellRazor not to swear!

Did I win?

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

eh my gf is blonde so blonde jokes don't work. i will change this to best entertainment not the first 1.

I got a blonde joke myself

A blonde listening to her CD player walks into a beauty salon and asks to get her hair cut. One of the hairdressers calls her over, and asked the blonde lady to remove her headphones. The blonde told her to ignore the headphones and cut around them. The hairdresser did so and the blonde paid her and left.

A few weeks later the same blonde walks in and the hairdresser asks her to remove the headphones. Again, she said "cut around them."

A few weeks later the blonde walks in again asking for a haircut. The hairdresser knew she wouldnt take off her headphones so she just starts cutting. After a while, the hairdresser couldnt take it, she had to know. She removed the blondes headphones and the blonde dropped to the ground, dead. The hairdresser put the headphones on and heard "Breath in, Breath out. Breath in, Breath out"

u want entertainment? here ya go .. check the post I added this morning at 8 am or so in the public records .. I had just gotten to work and was still half asleep ... I needed some slayer arrows so I was purchasing some on auction ... the rest u can just kinda figure out from the post ...

As if that isnt enough I was posting in the joke forum and didn't exactly meet the PG requirements ... I was then fined 50k and had my post edited ..

Glory because of this probably takes me for a foul mouthed racist .. well he didn't like my joke selection anyway ... u can check those jokes out if u want a bit of a chuckle :P

peace

A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic

He walks up to the drivers window and asks, "You drinkin'?"

The driver said, "You buyin'?"

There were Two guys at a bar. They were making small talk and realized a couple of interesting things.. this is how their conversation went.
Guy 1: Yah..I'm originally from Dublin, Ireland
Guy 2: REally?! Me too!
Guy 1: I went to O'Malley Highschool.
Guy 2 : I did too! What year did you graduate?
Guy 1: 1988!
guy 2: Same here!

A guy sitting next to them was amazed how they grew up together and didnt know it. He asked the bar tender, who was friends with both of them if the two irish guys knew eachother.
The bar tender replied, " Yeah. It looks like the Donohue Twins are drunk again."

Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,"I'd like a pint of blood."

The second vampire says,"I'd like a pint of blood, too."

Then the third vampire says,"I'd like a pint a plasma."

Then the bartender says,"OK, so let me get this straight, you want two bloods and a blood light?"

One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried.

"What's the matter?" the bartender asks.

"My wife and I got into a fight," explained the guy "and now she isn't talking to me for a whole 31 days."

The bartender thought about this for a while. "But, isn't it a good thing that she isn't talking to you?" asked the bartender.

" Yeah, except today is the last night.

Você é entretido

these jokes are not doing anything for me... so far ilovehellokitty is winning

....what? come on!

what are u kidding me??? she does it for you?? lol

at least her entry was original

Two men walk into a bar, the third ducks.

:)

origional?? well out of the three people that have posted ... you've got one person telling jokes, another telling you his odd day at CB, and another teasing you .. origionality doesn't seem to be the issue, but lack of participation ...

ok since i gtg the contest is over she wins

are you not entertained!?!?!?