Coherent growing sentences for a prize! (in Contests)

O.K., 50k is up for grabs to whoever can make the longest sentence beginning with a single-letter word and increasing by one letter from word to word. This will form a sort of 'word pyramid'. Sentences must be structurally correct, though they must not necessarily make sense. For example:

I
do
eat
lots
since
mommas
pancake
disaster.


On a side note, I'm quite impressed with myself for what I just did.

Begin the contest!

I
do
not
want
users
hating
Oddbird (if you want a dictionary word, replace with 'chicken')
although
sometimes
situations
necessitate
exasperation
traditionally.

That's about all the farther I think I can go. Well, at least before it loses its sentence structure. That was kinda fun.

"O
my
god,"
said
David,
behind
several
enormous
elephants
portraying
Pocatelloe's
masterpieces,
spontaneously
Astrophysicist
Constantinople's
misunderstanding
inconsequentially
constitutionalized.

This is in response to your contest with the words you are doing. It will not let me post the big words in the forums.

I do see dogs cheer barely angelic adorable aardvarks backdating repatriated, alphabetical, anachronistic, bioluminescent, interstratified faintheartedness.

Too many mis-spelled words! The following were not recognized: backdating repatriated bioluminescent interstratified faintheartedness I checked these words and they are correct spelling. Thanks

"O
my
god,"
said
David,
behind
several
enormous
elephants
portraying
Pocatelloe's
masterpieces,

- it lost sentence structure there. As for the one I recently posted from the CM, I simply posted it to show the effort - the sentence structure stopped quickly.

Vaynard, then, is still winning by one word.

I guess i will take a stab at this contest then here is my attempt

I
Am
The
Main
Judge
Giving
Justice
Honestly
Deserving
Throughout
Negotiation,
Unremorseful
Traditionally
Inconsistently.


Spellchecker says Unremorseful is misspelled but dictionary and Microsoft Word say it is spelled correctly

i
am
but
lost
while
hiding,
whether
valuably
acquiring
camouflage
synthesiser
measurements
understanding
photosynthesis
questionnaires

A
bird
that
works
career
causing
intelligence
miscellaneous
recommending
primogeniture
accompaniment
omnipotently
indestructible
omnipresently
prefabricating
antidisestablishmentarianism

thats like the longest i can go with all the vocabulary in my head.

Something different...

I
do
see
many
human
people
wearing
freakish
eccentric
outlandish
psychedelic
nightclothes,
particularly
inspiration
encounters
masculine
paranoia
between
Sunday
night
thru
Mon.
am
:p

Hal is currently winning. Good Job!
Duredhel, if you come in 2nd, I'll send you an Honorable Mention prize for how well constructed that was.
Black Ninja, great try =) Glad to see you entering!

G, I don't even know what to say.

*blinks*

I
am
out
here
where
chairs
couldnt
canonize
facetious
changeable
accelerants
nevertheless
unmentionable
overprotective
containerboards
counterattacking
misunderstandings
counterdemonstrate
histopathologically
electrocardiographic
counterdemonstrations

It SHOULD be structurally correct...

Er there should be commas in places, you should know where.

Whoa. That was good, flamewind. Flamewind = currently the leader, with Hal in 2nd and Duredhel in 3rd.

Contest ended.
OddBird (Safety Deposit Box) 206.148.180.252 Duredhel (Joe-b-1-kenobi) $20000 3:51 PM EDT
OddBird (Safety Deposit Box) 206.148.180.252 Hal (Eyeme) $30000 3:50 PM EDT
OddBird (Safety Deposit Box) 206.148.180.252 flamewind (Flame) $50000 3:50 PM EDT

Congratulations to the winners.



Oh, and G...I can show off too ;)
I
do
not
know
where
family
doctors
acquired
illegibly
perplexing
handwriting;
nevertheless,
extraordinary
pharmaceutical
intellectuality,
counterbalancing
indecipherability,
transcendentalizes
intercommunications'
incomprehensibleness.


Also, for those curious about how the transfer looked, I removed the tag from in front of my name for spellchecker's sake.

Thanks Oddbird for the fun contest, im just happy that the 20k put me over $200k mark, thanks a bunch