You know it is time to reassess your relationship with your computer
when....
1. In real life conversations, you don't laugh, you just say "LOL,
LOL".
2. You turn off your computer and get an awful empty feeling, as if
you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
3. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just
for the free high-speed internet access.
4. Your family always knows where you are.
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5. You start using smileys in your snail mail. :-)
6. You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a
word processor.com
7. You move into a new house and you decide to Netscape before you
landscape.
8. When your email box shows "no new messages" and you feel really
depressed.
9. You don't know the gender of your three closest friends because
they have nondescript screen names and you never bothered to ask.
10. After reading this message, you immediately forward it to a
friend!