Make Me Not Obsessed!!100k reward (in Contests)

For the past few weeks i have been obseessed with Emma Watson. I went to the HP movie premiere on November 12 in New York and i got an autograph and a hug. Ever since I can't stop thinkign about her. She is 15 and is very hot. I'm offerign this contest as a chance for me to move on in life. Hopefully. 100k prize to best way to make me not obsessed with Emma Watson.

I'll send you a picture of myself. The only catch is that you *must* not allow yourself to drool over me the same way you do this underage celebrity girl. If you do, I'll have to reject you, HARD.

How bout you get some sleep and move on.
I can't really see how you could be obessed this much. Maybe try and to other things such as play CB, video games.
IMO, she's not all that great, but hey w/e floats your boat.

I've tried your method HR for the past 2 weeks or so. I've been playing cb and have played video games, splet every day, but it doesn't work.=(

well you probally will never see her again with time you will forget about her. Besides not to be rude or anything she probally does not even remember who you are.

You do realise she is a man child? He never went through puberty, grew his hair long and now passes himself off as a teenage starlet. He is actually 33 years old.

not funny stephen

Awwwwww, so cute. Puppy love. A cute little kiddie crush. ^_^

If you don't want to hear that from me 24/7, get unobsessed. Now that's incentive. Now get to it. Toughen up, it's not like she knows who you are or thinks about you.

i tried telling myself that it didn't work

Find someone else.

maybe it would be best if you stayed upsessed it is a part of life.

hehe maybe it'll just go away huh? she's popping up every two seconds can't concentrate

watch a scary movie

you'll be thinking about that murderer creeping around outside your house at night and forget all about her

however that doesn't stop the problem of not being able to concentrate....

Just concentrate on Carmen Electra instead...=)

i saw SAW2 the other day.. doesn't work, as for older celebs.....i am a teen and i find other teens around my age hot

I'm with you LoneWolf. I'm having same prob nothing you can really do.

Focus on how to get Lohan off the drugs and back into her old saddlebag that she used to be in......loller

u think Emma is hot too? sweet.. Emma-watson.net for all news related to Emma!!

I don't really see anything wrong with it - it's quite natural. However, it would be more productive if you were to obsess over a "real" person. Find some nice girl at school, and think of her instead. It shouldn't even be too difficult to find a girl that looks something like Emma Watson...

no not with her. But you should know what I mean

hey hows it going my char its really low PR but i've been playign since january....i have a kat that i never use....CSI is on right now, the one with the poker player and the street racer....my birthday is tomorrow....tscm is an idiot.....my computer sucks....my dog's scratching her ear....the xbox 360 comes out today, but im not going to buy it, im not an xbox fan and i dont really have the money......the most modern game system i have is a PS1, and i also have a SNES thats like as old as me.....going to my uncles house for thanksgiving....we've got our holiday band concert next month....

ok that probably made you stop thinking about her for at least a few seconds :-P

read my jokes thread, if you dont pass out and forget everything from the past weeks from lack of breathing after reading it, then you will never be cured

i read it slayer it was funny, took my mind off her for a while =) u just might win

Natalie Portman (before the nose job)

used to have a crush on her until i found out she went nude on the beach once that lowered her integrity in my book a whole lot...

"i found out she went nude on the beach once that lowered her integrity in my book a whole lot"

Are you a Muslim?

no i'm not i'm Christian

have u considered having your friends give u a swift kick in the crotch every time u think about her?

heh most of my friends thinks she's hot too but i don't think they're obsessed like i am cus i got the hug lol

Hey, if you got a hug and no one else did, maybe she actually likes you! I'm sure she goes online to chat with fans sometimes - get on there and tell her that you're the guy she gave a hug to in NY.

Best case: she wants to talk more.
Worst case: she says she only hugged you because she felt bad about how ugly you are :p
Most probable case: she has no idea what you're talking about.

You can't go wrong!

(But to repeat what I said early, it would be far better to just find yourself a girlfriend!)

nice suggestion maelstrom,.... but..... it's impossible to get her real IM screen name,,,, also i broke up with my girlfriend cus she noticed how obsessed i was over emma lol =/

i'll check this tomorrow and i'll give out rewards then =)
best of luck suggesting something good

Actually, I didn't mean to find her real address. Many musicians and actors go online in chatrooms to promote new releases. You could look out for something of that sort to talk to her in.

Alternatively, you could try to be an extra in the next movie.

You left your girlfriend because you're thinking of an actress? Sorry, but that's really pathetic. Apologize to her and ask her to come back.

No. i didn't leave her. She dumped me. There's a difference. And i think there was something else going on with her too...i dont wanna talk about it heh.

You don't want to talk about it? Eh.. pathetic. Get over yourself.

Hold up! New info. You lost a relationship with your g/f partially over this, you think there was more to it, but you don't want to talk about it?

Good luck to her, and I hope she never looks back or has a regret. >.<

As for you, you need more help than anyone online can offer you if you're willing to give up a real relationship for an infatuation that isn't returned.

/me gives you a swift kick in the pants.

she cheated on me wasn't my fault....grrrr....and she dumped me funny eh?

yes! see.. the cure is there.... a swift kick in the groin!, if that doesn't get ya to your knees, nothing will!

"i broke up with my girlfriend cus she noticed how obsessed i was over emma lol"

"she cheated on me wasn't my fault....grrrr....and she dumped me funny eh?"

Rather conflicting stories... :p

... How were you able to make those posts? It tells me there are too many spelling errors!

1) celebrities don't like interacting with our *normal* type
2) they give hugs so the media can think of them as caring people
3) she probably never thought anything about you, maybe not even during the *hug*
4) CELEBRITIES DON'T CARE. whatever the media makes them out to be, theyre all selfish and greedy

so basically, realize that she never will care about you, move on, and think about getting a new g/f
and if that doesnt work, stalk her and come up to her and wait until she slaps you in the face because she doesn't know who you are.

I've just received a message from my good friend Emma:

"New York? Omigod, there was a very weird boy there. He grabbed me and wouldn't let go! Even when security were hitting him, my agent was kicking him and I was screaming so loudly he wouldn't stop hugging me.

It was horrible! Daniel and Rupert just wet themselves laughing afterwards but I was so horrified!"

nothing worked.....so nobody wins but i'm sending out some rewards to helpful constructive posts =)

LoneWolf (Evaold) 172.165.115.20 Mitsuhide (Heavenly Sins) $5000 -- have fun =) 10:00 AM EST

LoneWolf (Evaold) 172.165.115.20 Slayer333 (Fascyn) $5000 -- have fun =) 9:58 AM EST

thread closed

uh huh. Glad to see someone was rewarded for all the hard work put in here ^_^ thanks LW!

hey find another hot one to get obsessed over, or kidnap her and make her eat raw kiwis?

i still think a kick to the groin will settle everything... but apparently he didnt try that one

Doesn't everyone eat kiwi raw? Is there some other way?

you could always boil your kiwi

it helps if they are peeled.