Make Me Not Obsessed!!100k reward (in Contests)


XxFaezerxX November 22 2005 7:22 PM EST

For the past few weeks i have been obseessed with Emma Watson. I went to the HP movie premiere on November 12 in New York and i got an autograph and a hug. Ever since I can't stop thinkign about her. She is 15 and is very hot. I'm offerign this contest as a chance for me to move on in life. Hopefully. 100k prize to best way to make me not obsessed with Emma Watson.

QBOddBird November 22 2005 7:24 PM EST

I'll send you a picture of myself. The only catch is that you *must* not allow yourself to drool over me the same way you do this underage celebrity girl. If you do, I'll have to reject you, HARD.

{CB3}-HR22 November 22 2005 7:26 PM EST

How bout you get some sleep and move on.
I can't really see how you could be obessed this much. Maybe try and to other things such as play CB, video games.
IMO, she's not all that great, but hey w/e floats your boat.

XxFaezerxX November 22 2005 7:32 PM EST

I've tried your method HR for the past 2 weeks or so. I've been playing cb and have played video games, splet every day, but it doesn't work.=(

Kefeck [BlackSmith] November 22 2005 7:35 PM EST

well you probally will never see her again with time you will forget about her. Besides not to be rude or anything she probally does not even remember who you are.

Stephen November 22 2005 7:41 PM EST

You do realise she is a man child? He never went through puberty, grew his hair long and now passes himself off as a teenage starlet. He is actually 33 years old.

XxFaezerxX November 22 2005 7:43 PM EST

not funny stephen

QBOddBird November 22 2005 7:45 PM EST

Awwwwww, so cute. Puppy love. A cute little kiddie crush. ^_^

If you don't want to hear that from me 24/7, get unobsessed. Now that's incentive. Now get to it. Toughen up, it's not like she knows who you are or thinks about you.

XxFaezerxX November 22 2005 7:53 PM EST

i tried telling myself that it didn't work

Kefeck [BlackSmith] November 22 2005 7:57 PM EST

Find someone else.

Kefeck [BlackSmith] November 22 2005 8:09 PM EST

maybe it would be best if you stayed upsessed it is a part of life.

XxFaezerxX November 22 2005 8:11 PM EST

hehe maybe it'll just go away huh? she's popping up every two seconds can't concentrate

RedWolf November 22 2005 8:14 PM EST

watch a scary movie

you'll be thinking about that murderer creeping around outside your house at night and forget all about her

however that doesn't stop the problem of not being able to concentrate....

smallpau1 - Go Blues [Lower My Fees] November 22 2005 8:15 PM EST

Just concentrate on Carmen Electra instead...=)

XxFaezerxX November 22 2005 8:18 PM EST

i saw SAW2 the other day.. doesn't work, as for older celebs.....i am a teen and i find other teens around my age hot

Inferno November 22 2005 8:19 PM EST

I'm with you LoneWolf. I'm having same prob nothing you can really do.

smallpau1 - Go Blues [Lower My Fees] November 22 2005 8:22 PM EST

Focus on how to get Lohan off the drugs and back into her old saddlebag that she used to be in......loller

XxFaezerxX November 22 2005 8:22 PM EST

u think Emma is hot too? sweet.. Emma-watson.net for all news related to Emma!!

Maelstrom November 22 2005 8:24 PM EST

I don't really see anything wrong with it - it's quite natural. However, it would be more productive if you were to obsess over a "real" person. Find some nice girl at school, and think of her instead. It shouldn't even be too difficult to find a girl that looks something like Emma Watson...

Inferno November 22 2005 8:24 PM EST

no not with her. But you should know what I mean

RedWolf November 22 2005 8:27 PM EST

hey hows it going my char its really low PR but i've been playign since january....i have a kat that i never use....CSI is on right now, the one with the poker player and the street racer....my birthday is tomorrow....tscm is an idiot.....my computer sucks....my dog's scratching her ear....the xbox 360 comes out today, but im not going to buy it, im not an xbox fan and i dont really have the money......the most modern game system i have is a PS1, and i also have a SNES thats like as old as me.....going to my uncles house for thanksgiving....we've got our holiday band concert next month....

ok that probably made you stop thinking about her for at least a few seconds :-P

Admin{CB1}Slayer333 November 22 2005 8:38 PM EST

read my jokes thread, if you dont pass out and forget everything from the past weeks from lack of breathing after reading it, then you will never be cured

XxFaezerxX November 22 2005 8:40 PM EST

i read it slayer it was funny, took my mind off her for a while =) u just might win

AdminQBnovice [Cult of the Valaraukar] November 22 2005 8:42 PM EST

Natalie Portman (before the nose job)

XxFaezerxX November 22 2005 8:47 PM EST

used to have a crush on her until i found out she went nude on the beach once that lowered her integrity in my book a whole lot...

Stephen November 22 2005 8:50 PM EST

"i found out she went nude on the beach once that lowered her integrity in my book a whole lot"

Are you a Muslim?

XxFaezerxX November 22 2005 8:51 PM EST

no i'm not i'm Christian

Hyrule Castle November 22 2005 9:19 PM EST

have u considered having your friends give u a swift kick in the crotch every time u think about her?

XxFaezerxX November 22 2005 9:25 PM EST

heh most of my friends thinks she's hot too but i don't think they're obsessed like i am cus i got the hug lol

Maelstrom November 22 2005 9:33 PM EST

Hey, if you got a hug and no one else did, maybe she actually likes you! I'm sure she goes online to chat with fans sometimes - get on there and tell her that you're the guy she gave a hug to in NY.

Best case: she wants to talk more.
Worst case: she says she only hugged you because she felt bad about how ugly you are :p
Most probable case: she has no idea what you're talking about.

You can't go wrong!

(But to repeat what I said early, it would be far better to just find yourself a girlfriend!)

XxFaezerxX November 22 2005 9:35 PM EST

nice suggestion maelstrom,.... but..... it's impossible to get her real IM screen name,,,, also i broke up with my girlfriend cus she noticed how obsessed i was over emma lol =/

XxFaezerxX November 22 2005 9:36 PM EST

i'll check this tomorrow and i'll give out rewards then =)
best of luck suggesting something good

Maelstrom November 22 2005 10:00 PM EST

Actually, I didn't mean to find her real address. Many musicians and actors go online in chatrooms to promote new releases. You could look out for something of that sort to talk to her in.

Alternatively, you could try to be an extra in the next movie.

You left your girlfriend because you're thinking of an actress? Sorry, but that's really pathetic. Apologize to her and ask her to come back.

XxFaezerxX November 22 2005 10:01 PM EST

No. i didn't leave her. She dumped me. There's a difference. And i think there was something else going on with her too...i dont wanna talk about it heh.

Arorrr November 22 2005 10:22 PM EST

You don't want to talk about it? Eh.. pathetic. Get over yourself.

QBOddBird November 22 2005 10:38 PM EST

Hold up! New info. You lost a relationship with your g/f partially over this, you think there was more to it, but you don't want to talk about it?

Good luck to her, and I hope she never looks back or has a regret. >.<

As for you, you need more help than anyone online can offer you if you're willing to give up a real relationship for an infatuation that isn't returned.

/me gives you a swift kick in the pants.

XxFaezerxX November 22 2005 10:40 PM EST

she cheated on me wasn't my fault....grrrr....and she dumped me funny eh?

Hyrule Castle November 22 2005 10:42 PM EST

yes! see.. the cure is there.... a swift kick in the groin!, if that doesn't get ya to your knees, nothing will!

Maelstrom November 22 2005 10:53 PM EST

"i broke up with my girlfriend cus she noticed how obsessed i was over emma lol"

"she cheated on me wasn't my fault....grrrr....and she dumped me funny eh?"

Rather conflicting stories... :p

... How were you able to make those posts? It tells me there are too many spelling errors!

th00p November 23 2005 9:35 AM EST

1) celebrities don't like interacting with our *normal* type
2) they give hugs so the media can think of them as caring people
3) she probably never thought anything about you, maybe not even during the *hug*
4) CELEBRITIES DON'T CARE. whatever the media makes them out to be, theyre all selfish and greedy

so basically, realize that she never will care about you, move on, and think about getting a new g/f
and if that doesnt work, stalk her and come up to her and wait until she slaps you in the face because she doesn't know who you are.

QBJohnnywas November 23 2005 9:43 AM EST

I've just received a message from my good friend Emma:

"New York? Omigod, there was a very weird boy there. He grabbed me and wouldn't let go! Even when security were hitting him, my agent was kicking him and I was screaming so loudly he wouldn't stop hugging me.

It was horrible! Daniel and Rupert just wet themselves laughing afterwards but I was so horrified!"

XxFaezerxX November 23 2005 9:57 AM EST

nothing worked.....so nobody wins but i'm sending out some rewards to helpful constructive posts =)

XxFaezerxX November 23 2005 10:01 AM EST

LoneWolf (Evaold) 172.165.115.20 Mitsuhide (Heavenly Sins) $5000 -- have fun =) 10:00 AM EST

LoneWolf (Evaold) 172.165.115.20 Slayer333 (Fascyn) $5000 -- have fun =) 9:58 AM EST

thread closed

QBOddBird November 23 2005 12:58 PM EST

uh huh. Glad to see someone was rewarded for all the hard work put in here ^_^ thanks LW!

jing13 November 25 2005 2:13 PM EST

hey find another hot one to get obsessed over, or kidnap her and make her eat raw kiwis?

Hyrule Castle November 25 2005 8:16 PM EST

i still think a kick to the groin will settle everything... but apparently he didnt try that one

QBBast [Hidden Agenda] November 25 2005 8:19 PM EST

Doesn't everyone eat kiwi raw? Is there some other way?

Kefeck [BlackSmith] November 25 2005 8:25 PM EST

you could always boil your kiwi

maulaxe November 26 2005 4:02 AM EST

it helps if they are peeled.
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