The other cows might be interesting, but this cow is the coolest.
I first met him up at the corner of the street, standing there singin' something about mixin' his milk with some cocoa puffs. It was then that I knew that Cocoa Puffs would never be the same. I asked him about his milkshakes, and he informed me that his milkshake brought all of the opposite sex to the yard. I queried about being taught this milkshake method, but was informed that he'd have to charge.
We walked and talked for some time, and he told me about his dayjob = wearing a big purple hat to keep unfriendly strangers off of his "territory" and singing to get what little charity he could. I informed him of this contest on Carnage Blender, told him you would be a good master, and he's agreed to it. He is quite the singer, has many interesting stories to tell, and if you'll find him some sweet shades, he'd have a razzle dazzle look that no other cow could beat.
Please buy this cow. Do it for the calves - their pa sends them what money he can from his charity every month, but with a good, lasting, well-paying job like what you are offering, his calves will live well.