Retard Support Group (in Off-topic)
This is a group that will help us folks with serious mental problems lol. If you are either stupid, hated, or just weird we will take you. We will support each other and let each other know its cool to be a complete crackmonkey. To join just sign here.
You can only sign yourself up. Yes I know there are many retards in denile but they have to come out of the river by themselves. So please keep it only to yourself.
/me cries everyone hates me... including gun :(:(:(:(:(
March 6 2006 7:51 PM EST
Very funny. I hope you get alot of responses. I am known as a 'Dumb Blonde' 'Dizzy' and other sayings that I can't repeat. Just ask G_Beee and Bast about my 'Botch checks' and '/me' emotions I believe I have what it takes to be a member.
I welcome both Mrs Beee and ELF to the group and remind you both that retardation is in the eye of the beholder ;)
And beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder! ;)
March 6 2006 8:00 PM EST
Haha, nice GL. ;)
March 6 2006 8:05 PM EST
I 'd sign up.
March 6 2006 8:28 PM EST
So why don't you. :P
March 6 2006 8:31 PM EST
He's too retarded
March 6 2006 8:36 PM EST
Welcome all new members to the club.
Hi I'm your poster child (well poster old bitter man doesn't sound as good)
We are all poster retards. Thats why this group is special.
Looking for more retards in search of help. Be brave and come forth with your stupidity people. The first step to recovery is admitting that you are stupid.
Come on we need more crazy people to join. We know you are out there! *cough*Shade, bartjan, Jon, Mikel, Bast, etc.etc.*Cough*
March 8 2006 5:38 PM EST
i think i is over qualified for this group... i be in... I wuv me
davis nah you are just perfect for our group. Ahh shucks you can be another one of our poster children even.
March 8 2006 6:55 PM EST
i get to be a poster children woohoo
Umm what do we do in this here group? Besides drool of course...
March 8 2006 7:03 PM EST
sit around a campfire and sing kumbaya? :-P
March 8 2006 7:03 PM EST
ride the short bus of course silly goose :P
Okay lets clear some things up. We , as the retards of CB2, have officially been told (by the voices in my head) that we are not allowed to sing kumbaya as it would instantly lead to the destruction of all humankind. Something along the lines of the world can only take so much agony in its more tortured ears. Secondly we drool AND spit thank you very much, and occasionally twitch if the mood calls for it. We do indeed ride the shorbus but only if we know the shortbus driver and the driver's name must be Larry or lucy. NOTHING ELSE. Thank you my fellow retards. Also we will have meetings if we can arrange a time when we are all on. I was thinking around 5 on Tuesday's in the Retard Support Group Room. I will keep this room if anyone in the group needs to come in and take a load off his/her complete messed up brain. Thank you for your time.
March 8 2006 7:18 PM EST
you be too smart for we GW
Well as the leader of the retards I must shove my retardation as deep as I can when talking with you. In reality... I make you all look like darn Nuns
Hi, my name is BarzooMonkey. I used to think I was a pretty smart guy. I used to think, "bah, stupidity will never happen to me." Ha!
But in the past 48 hours, under the guise of "sharing info", under the pretense of "helping a fellow player figure something out", I gave my arch-nemesis, my "Lex Luthor", all the info she would possibly need to beat me.
Now, she has been wiping the floor with me all day.
So, um, er, I'm feeling kind of retarded right now, and um...
I think I need a hug :P
March 8 2006 7:22 PM EST
thats not what the forefathers Harry and Lloyd would say. tehy is ashamed of you!!!!
Group Hug everyone!
When I was younger, I was told I was smart. But after a while I stopped paying attention, got a mind of my own and just became plain random and stupid. I'll join :P
BTW I don't hate you Ann /me huggles ELF :)
March 10 2006 9:00 PM EST
HEY!!!!! Tard-mania here!!! Tuesdays at 5 hmm....well I work then..i am usually busy until about 6 0r 7 EST. and Wolf can atest to my tardation when typing :P
How about 6 o'clock on Tuesdays? That work with everyone? and yes Fae is a complete idiot. ;)
March 12 2006 1:53 PM EST
righteous then. meeting tomorrow around 6 o'clock server time. See you all there. Can't wait.
Meeting today 6 o'clock. Room= Retard Support Group
Making room at 5:45. I hope to see a few of you there. We can just have fun. By the way standard rules of chat will not apply except for WAY too much flooding.
March 14 2006 6:00 PM EST
I'll sign up to be a supervisor/chaperone incase the freaks get out of control :-P
Agreed but you have to be at least SEMI retarded or you will just go insane because of the complete retardation that will be surrounding you.
March 14 2006 6:16 PM EST
I would like to officially join.
First meeting went great though I was hoping for a little more people to show. But still really good for the people that did show. Hope you all had fun. We will have another meeting same time next week. Of course you all can run meetings even if I am not here.
I was so startled, I swallowed my gum.
Vive la gorrila revolucion!
rofl BM. Yeah Novice next week we finalize plans.
March 16 2006 10:45 PM EST
*pretends she is singing up* Sweetheart...I have a serious mental problem and I don't want to admit it.
Oh come on Glory. Come out of the closet. You can do it we all have faith in you.
WOOT. We have another meeting tomorrow everyone and I want to see everyone there.
Another meeting on Tuesday same time.
March 27 2006 4:33 AM EST
I'm outta the closet. Your now in it.
March 28 2006 9:14 PM EST
I don't believe I saw a meeting today...Or did I just happen to miss it?
March 29 2006 9:49 AM EST
Where are these meetings and things at? I am starting to feel left out :(
Guys they are On Tuesdays at 6 pm server time. If for some reason I am not on one of you just join the room. Retard Support Group and you all have a good time. Really its cool.
March 29 2006 5:55 PM EST
I feel dumb now. Blah.
Glory= Dumb? never... just retarded ;)
March 30 2006 1:07 AM EST
-Wonders what the difference between retarted and dumb is-
March 30 2006 7:03 AM EST
they are spelled differently... duhhhh
March 30 2006 5:41 PM EST
Well, I noticed that but I mean well, ah never mind. I am waiting for our next meeting.
April 4 2006 5:17 PM EDT
Meeting tonight at 6 pm. Be there!
April 4 2006 7:56 PM EDT
beware the pm carps.....
I'd like to join. Is it 6 yet?
welcome Nam. By the way guys I figure we had so much fun why not make it two meetings a week? Whats another good time of the week for you all? I was thinking Saturday around 12pm server time. Also we would keep the Tuesdays 6 pm server time meetings also. Nam you missed yesterdays meeting. its at 6 pm server time.
Saturday at 12 wouldnt be good for me, i wouldn't be awake by then since it will be 9 here. Im good for 6 pm or later on any of the weekdays but weekends i wont be able to do so early :)
how about Thursdays and tuesdays 6 pm server time? that cool for everyone?
That works good for me :)
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