Retard Support Group (in Off-topic)
BootyGod
March 6 2006 7:41 PM EST
This is a group that will help us folks with serious mental problems lol. If you are either stupid, hated, or just weird we will take you. We will support each other and let each other know its cool to be a complete crackmonkey. To join just sign here.
BootyGod
March 6 2006 7:43 PM EST
You can only sign yourself up. Yes I know there are many retards in denile but they have to come out of the river by themselves. So please keep it only to yourself.
/me cries everyone hates me... including gun :(:(:(:(:(
Mrs Beee
March 6 2006 7:51 PM EST
Very funny. I hope you get alot of responses. I am known as a 'Dumb Blonde' 'Dizzy' and other sayings that I can't repeat. Just ask G_Beee and Bast about my 'Botch checks' and '/me' emotions I believe I have what it takes to be a member.
BootyGod
March 6 2006 7:51 PM EST
I welcome both Mrs Beee and ELF to the group and remind you both that retardation is in the eye of the beholder ;)
And beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder! ;)
SNK3R
March 6 2006 8:00 PM EST
Haha, nice GL. ;)
[Cb2]Fool
March 6 2006 8:05 PM EST
I 'd sign up.
[T]Vestax
March 6 2006 8:28 PM EST
So why don't you. :P
Stephen
March 6 2006 8:31 PM EST
He's too retarded
Mem
March 6 2006 8:36 PM EST
I'm crazy!
BootyGod
March 7 2006 7:46 AM EST
Welcome all new members to the club.
Hi I'm your poster child (well poster old bitter man doesn't sound as good)
BootyGod
March 7 2006 4:04 PM EST
We are all poster retards. Thats why this group is special.
BootyGod
March 8 2006 7:53 AM EST
Looking for more retards in search of help. Be brave and come forth with your stupidity people. The first step to recovery is admitting that you are stupid.
BootyGod
March 8 2006 4:24 PM EST
Come on we need more crazy people to join. We know you are out there! *cough*Shade, bartjan, Jon, Mikel, Bast, etc.etc.*Cough*
[me]Davis
March 8 2006 5:38 PM EST
i think i is over qualified for this group... i be in... I wuv me
BootyGod
March 8 2006 6:09 PM EST
davis nah you are just perfect for our group. Ahh shucks you can be another one of our poster children even.
[me]Davis
March 8 2006 6:55 PM EST
i get to be a poster children woohoo
Umm what do we do in this here group? Besides drool of course...
RedWolf
March 8 2006 7:03 PM EST
sit around a campfire and sing kumbaya? :-P
[me]Davis
March 8 2006 7:03 PM EST
ride the short bus of course silly goose :P
BootyGod
March 8 2006 7:09 PM EST
Okay lets clear some things up. We , as the retards of CB2, have officially been told (by the voices in my head) that we are not allowed to sing kumbaya as it would instantly lead to the destruction of all humankind. Something along the lines of the world can only take so much agony in its more tortured ears. Secondly we drool AND spit thank you very much, and occasionally twitch if the mood calls for it. We do indeed ride the shorbus but only if we know the shortbus driver and the driver's name must be Larry or lucy. NOTHING ELSE. Thank you my fellow retards. Also we will have meetings if we can arrange a time when we are all on. I was thinking around 5 on Tuesday's in the Retard Support Group Room. I will keep this room if anyone in the group needs to come in and take a load off his/her complete messed up brain. Thank you for your time.
[me]Davis
March 8 2006 7:18 PM EST
you be too smart for we GW
BootyGod
March 8 2006 7:20 PM EST
Well as the leader of the retards I must shove my retardation as deep as I can when talking with you. In reality... I make you all look like darn Nuns
Hi, my name is BarzooMonkey. I used to think I was a pretty smart guy. I used to think, "bah, stupidity will never happen to me." Ha!
But in the past 48 hours, under the guise of "sharing info", under the pretense of "helping a fellow player figure something out", I gave my arch-nemesis, my "Lex Luthor", all the info she would possibly need to beat me.
Now, she has been wiping the floor with me all day.
So, um, er, I'm feeling kind of retarded right now, and um...
I think I need a hug :P
[me]Davis
March 8 2006 7:22 PM EST
thats not what the forefathers Harry and Lloyd would say. tehy is ashamed of you!!!!
BootyGod
March 8 2006 7:25 PM EST
Group Hug everyone!
*hugs Barzoo*
When I was younger, I was told I was smart. But after a while I stopped paying attention, got a mind of my own and just became plain random and stupid. I'll join :P
BTW I don't hate you Ann /me huggles ELF :)
BootyGod
March 9 2006 7:49 AM EST
Welcome to the group. =P
faedarklight
March 10 2006 9:00 PM EST
HEY!!!!! Tard-mania here!!! Tuesdays at 5 hmm....well I work then..i am usually busy until about 6 0r 7 EST. and Wolf can atest to my tardation when typing :P
BootyGod
March 12 2006 1:08 PM EST
How about 6 o'clock on Tuesdays? That work with everyone? and yes Fae is a complete idiot. ;)
[me]Davis
March 12 2006 1:53 PM EST
sure...
BootyGod
March 13 2006 4:35 PM EST
righteous then. meeting tomorrow around 6 o'clock server time. See you all there. Can't wait.
BootyGod
March 14 2006 4:05 PM EST
Meeting today 6 o'clock. Room= Retard Support Group
BootyGod
March 14 2006 5:32 PM EST
Making room at 5:45. I hope to see a few of you there. We can just have fun. By the way standard rules of chat will not apply except for WAY too much flooding.
BootyGod
March 14 2006 5:57 PM EST
Meeting started now.
RedWolf
March 14 2006 6:00 PM EST
I'll sign up to be a supervisor/chaperone incase the freaks get out of control :-P
BootyGod
March 14 2006 6:03 PM EST
Agreed but you have to be at least SEMI retarded or you will just go insane because of the complete retardation that will be surrounding you.
rufen
March 14 2006 6:16 PM EST
I would like to officially join.
BootyGod
March 14 2006 6:46 PM EST
First meeting went great though I was hoping for a little more people to show. But still really good for the people that did show. Hope you all had fun. We will have another meeting same time next week. Of course you all can run meetings even if I am not here.
I was so startled, I swallowed my gum.
Vive la gorrila revolucion!
BootyGod
March 14 2006 6:54 PM EST
rofl BM. Yeah Novice next week we finalize plans.
Jen-Nay
March 16 2006 10:45 PM EST
*pretends she is singing up* Sweetheart...I have a serious mental problem and I don't want to admit it.
BootyGod
March 18 2006 1:07 PM EST
Oh come on Glory. Come out of the closet. You can do it we all have faith in you.
BootyGod
March 20 2006 5:38 PM EST
WOOT. We have another meeting tomorrow everyone and I want to see everyone there.
BootyGod
March 25 2006 1:18 PM EST
Another meeting on Tuesday same time.
Jen-Nay
March 27 2006 4:33 AM EST
I'm outta the closet. Your now in it.
rufen
March 28 2006 9:14 PM EST
I don't believe I saw a meeting today...Or did I just happen to miss it?
Jen-Nay
March 29 2006 9:49 AM EST
Where are these meetings and things at? I am starting to feel left out :(
BootyGod
March 29 2006 3:02 PM EST
Guys they are On Tuesdays at 6 pm server time. If for some reason I am not on one of you just join the room. Retard Support Group and you all have a good time. Really its cool.
Jen-Nay
March 29 2006 5:55 PM EST
I feel dumb now. Blah.
BootyGod
March 29 2006 6:02 PM EST
Glory= Dumb? never... just retarded ;)
Jen-Nay
March 30 2006 1:07 AM EST
-Wonders what the difference between retarted and dumb is-
[me]Davis
March 30 2006 7:03 AM EST
they are spelled differently... duhhhh
Jen-Nay
March 30 2006 5:41 PM EST
Well, I noticed that but I mean well, ah never mind. I am waiting for our next meeting.
rufen
April 4 2006 5:17 PM EDT
Meeting tonight at 6 pm. Be there!
[me]Davis
April 4 2006 7:56 PM EDT
beware the pm carps.....
I'd like to join. Is it 6 yet?
BootyGod
April 5 2006 3:39 PM EDT
welcome Nam. By the way guys I figure we had so much fun why not make it two meetings a week? Whats another good time of the week for you all? I was thinking Saturday around 12pm server time. Also we would keep the Tuesdays 6 pm server time meetings also. Nam you missed yesterdays meeting. its at 6 pm server time.
Saturday at 12 wouldnt be good for me, i wouldn't be awake by then since it will be 9 here. Im good for 6 pm or later on any of the weekdays but weekends i wont be able to do so early :)
BootyGod
April 6 2006 2:48 PM EDT
how about Thursdays and tuesdays 6 pm server time? that cool for everyone?
That works good for me :)
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