Seran and his Day at Carnage: Chapter 1 (in Off-topic)

Gallatin [Thanoscopter And You] April 8 2006 11:45 AM EDT

Here's a three-chapter story that's going to hurt our favorite canadian, the Carnage Canuck. No hard feelings.

Symbols used in this story:

"..." - Someone talking in any form.

(...) - These are thoughts.

It's going to be told in my point of view.

Ever wonder what happens when you stay around for 3 days at a town with a proverbial big bad wolf in it? Well, this is what happened to me.

I woke up to the sound of thunder outside. It was freezing. A storm had hit the...usually-quiet Carnage Village.

"Urgh...why in the world did this happen? And it was my working day too..." I asked myself. I felt really dumbfounded by it. Why, you ask? Someone apparently shoved me out of my home. Man, why didn't I notice it sooner?

I rushed back in and found Lukey, acting like a couch potato as usual. (He's always like this,) I thought. (He should give out some community service sometime.) I walked behind him, to make sure I keep myself from danger. He always drops a carp on me whenever I disturb him from his "work". He's a real hot-dog of his word.

I then walked into the kitchen and checked my refrigerator. No food.

(He must have eaten everything. Does he even have any manners?) I asked myself. I preferred an orderly house. No mess, no dirty stuff, nothing. And he comes around and ruins wrecking the place and dirtying it up so bad, he proverbially left the place 6 feet under.

I decided I get my revenge on him, and readied a plan that would get him out of my home once and for all.

I walked out the back door, gathering the supplies I needed...and this was just the beginning. Operation: Kick Out Lukey, Phase 1, Preparation.

That's the 1st one. 2nd and 3rd chapters may come soon.

DD34isback(justkidding) [Severswoed Accounting] April 8 2006 11:48 AM EDT

yay kick out the guy that killed me :)

{CB1}Lukeyman April 8 2006 1:16 PM EDT

Haha, no hard feelings at all man, this looks like it's going to be a good one, haha, can't wait!

Gallatin [Thanoscopter And You] April 8 2006 9:13 PM EDT

The next two chapters may be a little late, though, so don't be surprised.
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