RIP The Artful Dodger... (in Contests)


QBBarzooMonkey April 27 2006 3:51 PM EDT

Yes, sadly, the Artful Dodger is no more. Dodger had run off with a hotel heiress, and was killed in a tragic polo accident. The insurmountable number1 UC spot holder is an ex-minion. In his stead, I was forced to hire a fire-breathing monkey from outer space, but in his haste to run off with that blonde-haired vixen, Dodger left his gear behind.

In Dodger's honor, as the holder of a UC level so high it may never be reached again, I am offering his gear for "instas", at the unheard of rate of 0%! You heard me right! 0%!!!!

He left these:

A Combat Gi [1] (+38) NW 407,710

A Pair of Helm's Gauntlets [4] (+11) NW 899,326

A Heavy Crossbow [4x30] (+32) NW 1,798,860

If you have an active UC minion in need of bigger gear (and I will check for "active"), I will trade mine for yours at par! I'll even pay your transfer fees! First come, first served, until what I have left is so low no one but a newb can use it. Then I'll announce a give away for the first UC newb to request it. Only posts to this thread will be considered.

And please, no tears - Dodger would have wanted it this way... :P

QBJohnnywas April 27 2006 3:53 PM EDT

Ah Dodger, my old friend. I'll give a small token to the first to post in his memory as well.

YOU April 27 2006 3:58 PM EDT

contest is......???????

char April 27 2006 3:59 PM EDT

hello... i have a little little monk!

QBJohnnywas April 27 2006 4:05 PM EDT

As the first person with a 'little monk' Portuj gets a little prize from me, as Artful Dodger's daddy:


(Johnnywas)ABoyNamedSue
(Jack Crow) 172.216.85.75 PortuJ (Bebop) $50000 -- RIP Dodger 4:03 PM EDT

Dudley Dotson April 27 2006 4:07 PM EDT

I have a UC farm with nothing on it..I never bothered with it. I guess I need UC gear..

Abit April 27 2006 4:18 PM EDT

Cylo has a team full of monks. He could use some of it I am sure.

DD34isback(justkidding) [Severswoed Accounting] April 27 2006 4:19 PM EDT

i dont think you guys are listening to the rules you give him either a Combat Gi HGs or a Hxbow and he'll give you his for free instaing it up

QBJohnnywas April 27 2006 4:30 PM EDT

Ah, all we need is a drunken uncle and we have a typical funeral in my family!

char April 27 2006 4:32 PM EDT

thanks for those dollars, man! honor to the big monk!

Karn [Hell Blenders] April 27 2006 4:43 PM EDT

I have an active UC minion and I could use an upgrade to my HG and GI.

QBBarzooMonkey April 27 2006 5:01 PM EDT

Karn wins the first round. Send your gear to Dog Of War, post the transfers here, and I'll send the bigger gear and transfer fee refunds.

Karn [Hell Blenders] April 27 2006 5:07 PM EDT

Karn ({cb1}I Love You) 69.155.227.1 BarzooMonkey (Dogs Of War) A Combat Gi ($78587) -- For 0% insta! 5:06 PM EDT
Karn ({cb1}I Love You) 69.155.227.1 BarzooMonkey (Dogs Of War) A Pair of Helm's Gauntlets ($272939) -- For 0% insta! 5:06 PM EDT

Don't worry about the transfer fees.

QBBarzooMonkey April 27 2006 5:19 PM EDT

The gear that is now available is:

A Combat Gi [1] (+14) 78,587

A Pair of Helm's Gauntlets [4] (+9) 272,939

A Heavy Crossbow [4x30] (+32) NW 1,798,860

Next! :)

QBBarzooMonkey April 27 2006 5:27 PM EDT

Oops! That crazy Sensei Boopadoo thought that the (+14) Gi was one of his, and took it to the Blacksmith. It will be (+21) when it gets back...

Next!

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] April 27 2006 5:55 PM EDT

Drunken Uncle here! I'll miss that rotter Dodger... *sniff*

DD34isback(justkidding) [Severswoed Accounting] April 27 2006 8:26 PM EDT

i got a heavy crossbow :)

QBBarzooMonkey April 27 2006 9:06 PM EDT

Oops, he did it again!

The gear that is now available for 0% insta is:

A Combat Gi [1] (+28) 78,587

A Pair of Helm's Gauntlets [4] (+9) 272,939

A Heavy Crossbow [4x30] (+32) NW 1,798,860

Next! :)

DD34isback(justkidding) [Severswoed Accounting] April 27 2006 9:10 PM EDT

i cant play?

A Bathing Ape April 27 2006 9:13 PM EDT

ranger...ur just gonna sell it to store...let someone else get it.

QBBarzooMonkey April 27 2006 9:18 PM EDT

If you have an active UC minion in need of bigger gear (and I will check for "active")

DD34isback(justkidding) [Severswoed Accounting] April 27 2006 9:19 PM EDT

oh.. i never read contests can i give you two hxbows then?

A Bathing Ape April 27 2006 9:25 PM EDT

lol....

DD34isback(justkidding) [Severswoed Accounting] April 27 2006 9:32 PM EDT

so... do you want two Hxbows?

Cylo April 27 2006 11:10 PM EDT

I have a gi +10 on my char Shaolin Monks II. you can see.. it is very active.. and well. it has uc on it for sure :)

Flamey April 27 2006 11:14 PM EDT

darkdemon the whole point of this giveaway is to give those items to people that have UC minions not anybody else, you my friend do not have a UC minion therefore not eligable for the insta offers.

DD34isback(justkidding) [Severswoed Accounting] April 27 2006 11:42 PM EDT

yay Flamey is my friend
sorry BarzooMonkey misread your contest :(

[me]Davis April 28 2006 6:40 AM EDT

Bm my UC dude could use the H Xbow upgrade from his X25 +8 one and and upgrade to his HGs.....

QBBarzooMonkey April 28 2006 9:54 AM EDT

Cylo gets the (+28) Gi! Sent me the smaller one at your first opportunity. please!

BarzooMonkey (Dogs Of War) 64.65.211.77 Cylo (Shaolin Monks II) A Combat Gi ($194783) -- 0% insta! 9:48 AM EDT

{tscm}davis gets the (+9) HGs! Sent me your smaller ones at your first opportunity, please! I didn't send the HXBow, because I didn't see one equipped on "My Lil UC Farm"... :P

BarzooMonkey (Dogs Of War) 64.65.211.77 {tscm}davis (My Lil UC Farm) A Pair of Helm's Gauntlets ($272939) -- 0% insta! 9:49 AM EDT

I'll update the stats for the next round after I receive the goods!
:)

[me]Davis April 28 2006 3:40 PM EDT

lol i dont have it equipped yet cause im waiting to get some slayers and to grow a little more b4 i equip but i got it on him....

Cylo April 28 2006 5:40 PM EDT

Cylo (Shaolin Monks II) 162.39.139.150 BarzooMonkey (Dogs Of War) A Combat Gi ($63278) -- thanks for insta 5:37 PM EDT

QBBarzooMonkey April 29 2006 8:50 AM EDT

Well, we've had two successful "0% instas" on both the Gi & HGs so far. The HXBow is now going into my "future contest prizes bin".

The gear that is now available for 0% insta is:

A Combat Gi [1] (+16) 88,305

A Pair of Helm's Gauntlets [4] (+8) 150,557

Next!
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