RIP The Artful Dodger... (in Contests)

Yes, sadly, the Artful Dodger is no more. Dodger had run off with a hotel heiress, and was killed in a tragic polo accident. The insurmountable number1 UC spot holder is an ex-minion. In his stead, I was forced to hire a fire-breathing monkey from outer space, but in his haste to run off with that blonde-haired vixen, Dodger left his gear behind.

In Dodger's honor, as the holder of a UC level so high it may never be reached again, I am offering his gear for "instas", at the unheard of rate of 0%! You heard me right! 0%!!!!

He left these:

A Combat Gi [1] (+38) NW 407,710

A Pair of Helm's Gauntlets [4] (+11) NW 899,326

A Heavy Crossbow [4x30] (+32) NW 1,798,860

If you have an active UC minion in need of bigger gear (and I will check for "active"), I will trade mine for yours at par! I'll even pay your transfer fees! First come, first served, until what I have left is so low no one but a newb can use it. Then I'll announce a give away for the first UC newb to request it. Only posts to this thread will be considered.

And please, no tears - Dodger would have wanted it this way... :P

Ah Dodger, my old friend. I'll give a small token to the first to post in his memory as well.

contest is......???????

hello... i have a little little monk!

As the first person with a 'little monk' Portuj gets a little prize from me, as Artful Dodger's daddy:


(Johnnywas)ABoyNamedSue
(Jack Crow) 172.216.85.75 PortuJ (Bebop) $50000 -- RIP Dodger 4:03 PM EDT

I have a UC farm with nothing on it..I never bothered with it. I guess I need UC gear..

Cylo has a team full of monks. He could use some of it I am sure.

i dont think you guys are listening to the rules you give him either a Combat Gi HGs or a Hxbow and he'll give you his for free instaing it up

Ah, all we need is a drunken uncle and we have a typical funeral in my family!

thanks for those dollars, man! honor to the big monk!

I have an active UC minion and I could use an upgrade to my HG and GI.

Karn wins the first round. Send your gear to Dog Of War, post the transfers here, and I'll send the bigger gear and transfer fee refunds.

Karn ({cb1}I Love You) 69.155.227.1 BarzooMonkey (Dogs Of War) A Combat Gi ($78587) -- For 0% insta! 5:06 PM EDT
Karn ({cb1}I Love You) 69.155.227.1 BarzooMonkey (Dogs Of War) A Pair of Helm's Gauntlets ($272939) -- For 0% insta! 5:06 PM EDT

Don't worry about the transfer fees.

The gear that is now available is:

A Combat Gi [1] (+14) 78,587

A Pair of Helm's Gauntlets [4] (+9) 272,939

A Heavy Crossbow [4x30] (+32) NW 1,798,860

Next! :)

Oops! That crazy Sensei Boopadoo thought that the (+14) Gi was one of his, and took it to the Blacksmith. It will be (+21) when it gets back...

Next!

Drunken Uncle here! I'll miss that rotter Dodger... *sniff*

i got a heavy crossbow :)

Oops, he did it again!

The gear that is now available for 0% insta is:

A Combat Gi [1] (+28) 78,587

A Pair of Helm's Gauntlets [4] (+9) 272,939

A Heavy Crossbow [4x30] (+32) NW 1,798,860

Next! :)

i cant play?

ranger...ur just gonna sell it to store...let someone else get it.

If you have an active UC minion in need of bigger gear (and I will check for "active")

oh.. i never read contests can i give you two hxbows then?

lol....

so... do you want two Hxbows?

I have a gi +10 on my char Shaolin Monks II. you can see.. it is very active.. and well. it has uc on it for sure :)

darkdemon the whole point of this giveaway is to give those items to people that have UC minions not anybody else, you my friend do not have a UC minion therefore not eligable for the insta offers.

yay Flamey is my friend
sorry BarzooMonkey misread your contest :(

Bm my UC dude could use the H Xbow upgrade from his X25 +8 one and and upgrade to his HGs.....

Cylo gets the (+28) Gi! Sent me the smaller one at your first opportunity. please!

BarzooMonkey (Dogs Of War) 64.65.211.77 Cylo (Shaolin Monks II) A Combat Gi ($194783) -- 0% insta! 9:48 AM EDT

{tscm}davis gets the (+9) HGs! Sent me your smaller ones at your first opportunity, please! I didn't send the HXBow, because I didn't see one equipped on "My Lil UC Farm"... :P

BarzooMonkey (Dogs Of War) 64.65.211.77 {tscm}davis (My Lil UC Farm) A Pair of Helm's Gauntlets ($272939) -- 0% insta! 9:49 AM EDT

I'll update the stats for the next round after I receive the goods!
:)

lol i dont have it equipped yet cause im waiting to get some slayers and to grow a little more b4 i equip but i got it on him....

Cylo (Shaolin Monks II) 162.39.139.150 BarzooMonkey (Dogs Of War) A Combat Gi ($63278) -- thanks for insta 5:37 PM EDT

Well, we've had two successful "0% instas" on both the Gi & HGs so far. The HXBow is now going into my "future contest prizes bin".

The gear that is now available for 0% insta is:

A Combat Gi [1] (+16) 88,305

A Pair of Helm's Gauntlets [4] (+8) 150,557

Next!