Learn to speak chinese :-P (in Off-topic)


good ol]Newmcyo May 5 2006 2:24 AM EDT

learn 2 speak chinese

Are you harboring a fugitive- Hu Yu Hai Ding
See me A.S.A.P. - Kum Hia Nao
Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni
Your price is too high - No Bai Dam Thing
Did you go to the beach - Wai Yu So Tan
I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a facelift - Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here - Wai So Dim?

QBPixel Sage May 5 2006 2:42 AM EDT

Lol, took me a while to get that.

When I read "I think you need a facelift - Chin Tu Fat", I read it more like "Jeen Tou Faht", which means "cut hair (haircut)"... and was like... wait, that's not right...

Sorry, dunce moment.

Dudley Dotson May 5 2006 3:14 AM EDT

staying out of sight-lei ying lo

I'm chinese too! anyone else:P?

Gosh the spell check doesn't accept chinese!! racism!! hehe just kidding

bartjan May 5 2006 3:43 AM EDT

Learn to spell Chinese correctly, and it *will* accept it...

Dudley Dotson May 5 2006 3:46 AM EDT

Lets check:

Wo qu mai mi.

Gunny Pew Pew [Red Permanent Assurance] May 5 2006 3:58 AM EDT

This Chinese to Redneck for Dummies?

Seran [Hidden Agenda] May 5 2006 8:31 AM EDT

*beats up Newmcyo*

Language geek.

AdminG Beee May 5 2006 9:39 AM EDT

Stupid Man                     : Dum Gai
This is a tow away zone        : No Pah King
You are not very bright        : Yu So Dum
I got this for free            : Ai No Pei
I am not guilty!               : Wai Hang Mi?
Please stay a while longer     : Wai Go Nao?
They have arrived              : Hai Dei Kum
He's cleaning his automobile   : Wa Sing Ka
Your body odor is offensive    : Yu Stin Ki
I thought you were on a diet?  : Wai Yu Mun Ching?

blackshadowshade May 5 2006 9:41 AM EDT

dudley, ni zenme qu mai mi?

shadowshade

deifeln May 5 2006 1:20 PM EDT

Wo hui shuo zhongwen.

Dudley Dotson May 5 2006 1:30 PM EDT

Wo yo qian :P

typical american response

maulaxe May 5 2006 4:26 PM EDT

a quotation from Mark Twain:

"Why, Huck, doan' de French people talk de same way we does?"
-"NO, Jim; you couldn't understand a word they said--not a single word."
-"Well, now, I be ding-busted! How do dat come?"
-"I don't know; but it's so. I got some of their jabber out of a book. S'pose a man was to come to you and say Polly-voo-franzy--what would you think?"
-"I wouldn' think nuff'n; I'd take en bust him over de head--dat is, if he warn't white. I wouldn't 'low no nigger to call me dat."
-"Shucks, it ain't calling you anything. It's only saying, do you know how to talk French?"
-"Well, den, why couldn't he SAY it?"
-"Why, he IS a-saying it. That's a Frenchman's WAY of saying it."
-"Well, it's a blame ridicklous way, en I doan' want to hear no mo' 'bout it. Dey ain' no sense in it."
-"Looky here, Jim; does a cat talk like we do?"
-"No, a cat don't."
-"Well, does a cow?"
-"No, a cow don't, nuther."
-"Does a cat talk like a cow, or a cow talk like a cat?"
-"No, dey don't."
-"It's natural and right for 'em to talk different from each other, ain't it?"
-"Course."
-"And ain't it natural and right for a cat and a cow to talk different from US?"
-"Why, mos' sholy it is."
-"Well, then, why ain't it natural and right for a FRENCHMAN to talk different from us? You answer me that."
-"Is a cat a man, Huck?"
-"No."
-"Well, den, dey ain't no sense in a cat talkin' like a man. Is a cow a man?--er is a cow a cat?"
-"No, she ain't either of them."
-"Well, den, she ain't got no business to talk like either one er the yuther of 'em. Is a Frenchman a man?"
-"Yes."
-"WELL, den! Dad blame it, why doan' he TALK like a man? You answer me DAT!"

[Cb2]Fool May 6 2006 8:57 AM EDT

You said the "N-Word" dude. I would be strongly offended by that.
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