Corrupt A Wish Continued (in Off-topic)

I saw a thread from February called the Corrupt A Wish, so I thought I'd continue it. (Some of you know what to do, but in case some new people try it, corrupt a person's wish and make your own)

"Next thread we should make a new rule in it, that your wish has to be something about the wish you grant yourself. " -- Shade, February 8 2006 4:03 PM EST

The rule above is added as well.

Here's my wish: I wish I had a hand grenade.

I wish it would blow up in your hand so i could have a good laugh.

i wish that your good laugh was not about the hilarity of the grenade blowing off serans hand, but that when the grenade went off you were standing next to him.

Granted, but your wishes turn back on you with a vengeance. 2 grenades fall to both of your hands and as a result, you get blown up instead of me.

I wish I had a tool kit. =P

You get your tool kit, it's rusty, you get tetnis.


I wish I had an answer.

the answer is and always will be no :)

I wish i was rich beyond my wildest dreams

Granted: You now have 1$

I wish Ottawa could win a game of hockey agaisnt Buffalo

( hey guys follow rules, your wish has to do wit the last wish )

I wish Edyit's riches would go down the drain.

I wish Edyits riches would magically appear in front of me so i could buy a bunch of CB$ and buy the best of every item, then spend the rest on whatever real life thing i want. i will do whatever strat i want then! muwhahah!

Granted, but it drops on your back and you're crushed by the weight.

No wish for me right now.