Thanks for Friday!! (in Off-topic)

QBJohnnywas May 12 2006 7:00 AM EDT

It's been a long week. And, certainly for the next couple of months, I'm not going to be around anywhere near as much as I used to be. Which is a shame. That's not to say I won't be popping up here and there, as annoying or as weird as I can be! Have a good weekend everyone. I leave you with these small items of something.

I sat a monkey on my shoulder.
I fed it peanuts and sometimes small children as a treat.
But I never knew that these were not things that it liked to eat.
So I introduced it to friends and every one of them pretended.
That there was nothing wrong with a capuchin as an epaulette.


There was an old lady who lived in a big house on a hill.
She had been married once but nobody knew where husband had gone
Some said he'd run off with chauffeur or maybe the maid or maybe the old lady had paid someone off to get rid of that husband of hers

And maybe her new gentlemen friends the butcher and the baker and the ivory tie pin maker could shed some light on the theory


My mummy said I made too much noise when I was young.
So she sewed up my mouth and cut off my thumb
And when the boys came round to play
She sliced their throats and stuffed them with hay.


Maelstrom May 12 2006 4:17 PM EDT

Poor Johnny, no one replied to comment on your rather disturbing... anecdotes? I wish I had a child-eating capuchin-epaulette, a sewn mouth, a missing thumb, friends stuffed with hay, and access to old-man-burgers. Mmm. Hmm?

Do you see what's happening to you when you spend too much time away from CB? You're going crazy. CRAZY! Have fun! Enjoy the rubber walls!

AdminQBnovice [Cult of the Valaraukar] May 12 2006 4:27 PM EDT


[Redneck RV] Truc May 12 2006 9:03 PM EDT


Do you mean to say that there are walls somewhere that are *not* rubber???

I simply must ask the orderlies about this...

InebriatedArsonist May 12 2006 9:13 PM EDT

Your walls are made of rubber? You got ripped off, man. Padded walls are where it's at.

Maelstrom May 13 2006 9:13 AM EDT

Truc, those crazy people that live on the Outside don't seem to use rubber walls. Those savages. It's a good thing they've been locked out of the safe, civilized, rubber-walled world.

AdminQBnovice [Cult of the Valaraukar] May 13 2006 10:14 AM EDT

is that the really big mostly well lit place with out a computer

QBOddBird May 13 2006 12:58 PM EDT

the sun is Scary

spydah May 13 2006 12:59 PM EDT

I've heard that 'outside' has non-binary trees too... weird.


Maelstrom May 13 2006 1:03 PM EDT

spydah, do you mean things like quad-trees and oct-trees? I have some of those...

Rubberduck[T] [Hell Blenders] May 13 2006 1:10 PM EDT

Its just a myth.

QBBast [Hidden Agenda] May 13 2006 2:33 PM EDT

You are quite welcome! We'll be having one every week, if you'd like to plan your celebrations in advance. ;)

QBJohnnywas May 13 2006 3:18 PM EDT

Every week? I didn't know such things existed! Spoil me, spoil me!

QBBast [Hidden Agenda] May 13 2006 3:22 PM EDT

Just for you, dahling! :)

QBJohnnywas May 13 2006 3:27 PM EDT

Can I have a Sunday morning too? Or is that just a little bit greedy?

QBBast [Hidden Agenda] May 13 2006 3:35 PM EDT

We'll see what tomorrow brings.
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