Giving away 2.3m nw katana (in Contests)

Giving away 2.3m nw katana to whoever pays 2.3m for it... lol.
Actually, giving it to the person who posts the funniest CB based joke.
Ill decide in 2 days

"Knock knock" " Whos there" "Tank" "Tank Who" Tank you for answering the door" :P

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume?
Because they are ugly and smell bad!
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How many walls does it take to screw in a light bulb?


None! Walls don't do anything but stand there!


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Why did the mage cross the road?

To get the heck away from the tank with that big Morg coming after him!

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Bast, GL, and JW die in a firey burst of out of control flaming in the forums, they all arrive in Vallhalla at the same time. Upon arrival GL notices the fine wood grain of the bar, JW sees a jukebox with some choice albums in it, and Bast notices a typo in the local paper from ten paces.

Your wall is so fat it can block both your mage and tank. :P

Your enchanter is so stupid he casted AS on the other team and AMF on your mage.

Stuff like that? :P

'Bast, GL, and JW die in a firey burst of out of control flaming in the forums, they all arrive in Vallhalla at the same time. Upon arrival GL notices the fine wood grain of the bar, JW sees a jukebox with some choice albums in it, and Bast notices a typo in the local paper from ten paces.

{cb1}novice, May 16 2006 5:38 PM EDT'

Sorry, we died? Ouch. Still, these nice warrior maidens are waiting on me saving my sword arm from getting tired picking new tunes on the old jukey. Oh wait a minute I'm UC guy...I don't have a sword arm.....

What do you call a UC pig? Pork Chop.

I died with my sword in my hand! ;P

"Once upon a time there where three Single Mages....


Now there's thousands of them!"

Arcane is [Edited for UN-PG - Shade]



/me awaits the price [That price is $50k deducted from your account - Shade]

Don't make me change my nick back to IH8U....

i got my price >.<
it was a fun contest.
carry on people.
no sarcasm here.

Prize is changed to Axbow, nw 500k, as my brother forgot to take the katana out of auctions and it was sold

This is my katana
And this is my sword
This is for fighting
This is for when I'm bored.

that's a nice prize, you should extend the contest maybe?

In the beginning Jonathan looked down from his chair and as he typed, the world of Carnage Blender assembled from bits of codes. So unique in its unlimited possibilities and crack-like addictiveness that all of life could not help but be beckoned to its magnificence and grandeur.

Seeing his creation fully realized in its unmistakable glory Jonathan spoke, "Let thy gates of Carnage Blender release!" and the players rushed in. God saw the players, and saw that it was not good. God called the bad ones "fools" and the worse ones "morons." There were fools and there were morons, united as one within the walls of CB.

Jonathan said, "Why does mine cranium ache with such fury?" and it was so. Jonathan named this ache "migraines". Jonathan saw that it was very very bad. The migraines brought misery upon the creator of Carnage Blender and thus he withdrew himself in part as to protect his remaining sanity.

Jonathan saw everything that he had made, and, behold, it was quite disturbing. There was neverending chaos amidst the great framework the he had created. And thus even today the world of Carnage Blender stumbles on in madness at the mercy of its players while its riddled architect watches from above with trepidation.

extended 1 day. currently its a tie between novice and nerevas

What do you call a tank wearing a double chain mail? A trashcan.
What do you call a mage wearing a double chain mail? A trashcan on fire.

why does a mage like FB? because when he cast, he is on fire

i know i know im bad at jokes, im AoD for a reason

The Gospel of Johnnywas

Our lager
Which art in barrels
Hallowed be thy drink
Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk)
At home as it is in the tavern
Give us this day our foamy head
And forgive us our spillage
As we forgive those who spill against us
And lead us not into incarceration
But deliver us from hangovers
For thine is the beer, the bitter, and the lager
Barmen

A Fireball Mage walks into a tavern commonly frequented by Tanks, and struts up to the center of the bar to order a drink. He downs it quickly, turns to his right, and as flames begin to dance on his fingers, exclaims, "All of you tanks on the right side of this bar are idiots! Anyone have a problem with that?" He is greeted with silent stares.

He orders another drink, downs it quickly, and then turns to his left. As flames begin to dance on his fingertips, he exclaims, "All of you tanks on the left side of this bar are scum! Anyone have a problem with that?" He is greeted with silent stares again.

As he turns to order another drink, he hears clanking to his left, and turns again to see a tank wearing double chain mail shuffling towards him. He points a flaming finger at the the shuffling tank and asks, "Are we going to have a problem here?"

The tank responds, "No, no problem. I'm just on the wrong side of the bar."

BM FTW!

ok ok what do you call a bunch of white guys on a school bus?
a twinkie!

c, enter
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c, enter (please enter a 3-4 ....) grrr
cgin, "what"!, beef, "NO"! -$$$$$
c, enter
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c, enter...

"i feel like a dog taking these hits for the mages" says the apocolipse books (AB) walls
"work work work now i will kill you you evil monkey butt you" yells AB mages
even though the walls were walls they wanted to be mages.one day they desided to revolt on the mages.
they took up their fists and attacked. the mages faught back but their atempt was fruitless. the mages hp would not go down. the mages were exasted. after the walls won the fight they took the mages to the training room and made them untrain there attack spells and train defense spells.
"No" yelled the mages "yes" yelled the walls and so from now on the story is known throught the land of cb that walls are better than mages.

"i feel like a dog taking these hits for the mages" says the apocolipse books (AB) walls
"work work work now i will kill you you evil monkey butt you" yells AB mages
even though the walls were walls they wanted to be mages.one day they desided to revolt on the mages.
they took up their fists and attacked. the mages faught back but their atempt was fruitless. the walls hp would not go down. the mages were exasted. after the walls won the fight they took the mages to the training room and made them untrain there attack spells and train defense spells.
"No" yelled the mages "yes" yelled the walls and so from now on the story is known throught the land of cb that walls are better than mages. (sorry sp changes)

Novice wins the prize!
Arcane (Walking Dead) 24.60.75.251 {cb1}novice (Critical Fumble) An Assassin's Crossbow ($496283) 4:59 PM EDT

Wow, thank you!
I'm all a twitter!

*bows*, I'd like to thank the F.S.M., my parents, the producers, and Bast for being the punchline to my terrible Joke!

BTW, BM had my vote, even if that Joke had appeared in forums before it's still the best cb related joke around...

Nice win! Well done mate! ;)

You can keep the bow, I'll take my half in cash. Thanks!

I'm not paying you a cent over scale!
The cb nolti/actors guild regulates all royalty payments to
folks whose persona has been misused for humorous purposes...