Calling All Dotsons! (in Off-topic)

Syn Kitten May 18 2006 3:07 PM EDT

Dotsons of the world unite!!! Carefull AoD the evil gargamel will attempt to catch us and rule the world for himself. So we must hide in the guise of smurfs.. Pretty_Dotson ( Smurfette) mem_dotson ( papa smurf) Th00p ( vainey smurf ) ( smurf is not in the spell check... how sad)

Syn Kitten May 18 2006 3:25 PM EDT

th00p - vanity smurf. my bad lol was told in chat i was wrong.

Mem May 18 2006 5:11 PM EDT

Hmm... I fancy myself in red...

Dudley Dotson May 18 2006 5:12 PM EDT

Hey what about me???

Syn Kitten May 18 2006 5:34 PM EDT

thats what this post is for, All dotson sound off what smurf are you?

Maelstrom May 18 2006 6:06 PM EDT

What is a Dotson?

sssimmo May 18 2006 6:19 PM EDT

1. a. A tiny round mark made by or as if by a pointed instrument; a spot.

1. a. One's male child.

Quick footnote to say thankyou to Bast for originally pointing me in the direction of 2 years ago :P

Maelstrom May 18 2006 6:23 PM EDT

Thanks sssimmo! That clears it up... kind of. My question now is: Pretty Dotson = Smurfette = a spotty male child ??

I always thought Smurfette was a girl... though perhaps if what Donnie Darko said is true, smurfs aren't really male or female...

sssimmo May 18 2006 6:34 PM EDT

If smurfs are neither gender then I guess its fair to say that because most people are lazy it easier to say "son" rather than "daughter". So this brings us to our next question. Is AoD Gargamel? Or dare I say it.....Azreal???

Angel of Death [Hell Blenders] May 18 2006 6:34 PM EDT

time to take some dotsons souls
the world is mine and noone will take it over, im the ruler of the universes and no single dotson will make me lose

its time to exteriminate some flies :D

Mem May 18 2006 6:50 PM EDT

If I've said it once I've said it a thousand times. Dotson is actually the name of the human antagonist in Jurrasic Park, or rather, the misheard name. Perhaps you recall a scene in the beginning of the movie where Wayne Knight meets a shady looking character in order to receive the dino DNA receptacle (the container of Barbasol) and his instructions? This is the man whom the name honours.

"Dodgson! Dodgson! We've got Dodgson here! See? Nobody cares..."

I'm sick of hearing about dots and sons. It has absolutely nothing to do with that. And you're annoying if you think otherwise.

P.S. I'm not a Communist. I just like the color red...

Ox [StephenMelinda Gates Fund] May 18 2006 7:07 PM EDT

Ironic that one of the founders of Dotson surname was not even mentioned in the post.

Blarg May 18 2006 8:14 PM EDT

AoD couldn't catch me, my dagger is way better than his stupid scythe. So what smurf guise do I get? Super duper smurf? Psychotic possibly homicidal smurf? I'm good with anything as long as I get to be kooky.

Mem May 18 2006 8:57 PM EDT

I told you that you should have done it, Ox. You could have been the first. You were too bleeding proud though! Then everyone would be calling you Papa Ox. You blew it!

sssimmo May 18 2006 9:07 PM EDT

From Ox 's attitude I'd say he's Grouchy smurf :P

QBBarzooMonkey May 18 2006 9:44 PM EDT

Silly Dotsons, trying to hide as Smurfs...

House May 18 2006 9:47 PM EDT

If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn ????

Zem loves Pretty Dotson May 18 2006 11:48 PM EDT

hi. i'm the fat smurf. lol.

Maelstrom May 19 2006 12:33 AM EDT

So what's so special about Dodgson/Dotson?

Angel of Death [Hell Blenders] May 19 2006 4:17 AM EDT

that they are multiplying and wanne take over something that is mine
blast i maby slow to a little smurf like you but dont forget im AoD and that my Reaper have magic power :D
time to cast some MM and FB around you

Mem May 19 2006 10:08 AM EDT

AoD, your role playing wears thin on me. Everyone knows you aren't really the angel of death. Maybe you like to assume that persona when you're playing online games, but it gets real annoying. Besides, everyone knows that while Gargamel may have actually caught some smurfs on occasion, he never harmed a one of them.

Mael, the name Dotson isn't all that special. It just started as a joke between Ox and I. After we were finished reminiscing about that part in Jurassic Park I suggested he change his name to that. He wouldn't do it, so I did it just to spite him. He followed suit a week or two later. Months later Ox and I were in chat just after he had tried to change his name. As we were discussing what Ox should try to change his name to (again, since he was sucessfully named 'X' for a short while), someone (sorry, I can't remember who) asked if they could change their name to Dotson and it just caught on.

Syn Kitten May 19 2006 10:16 AM EDT

Long lived the Dotsons!!! and Dot Daughters :P

Maelstrom May 19 2006 10:17 AM EDT

"After we were finished reminiscing about that part in Jurassic Park..."

That's what I'm wondering about. I can't remember that part at all, nor can I remember the character Dodgson. Did he have an important part, or what?

Mem May 19 2006 10:29 AM EDT

He was the owner of the main competition to John Hammond's company. He paid the fat programmer to steal the dino DNA. If you get a chance to watch the movie again pay attention to the beginning when Wayne Knight is in some tropical setting at a restaurant on a patio eating and drinking. Some guy comes up to him to make a deal with him. He's wearing sunglasses and has a very forgettable face. Newman screams out "Dodgson! Dodgson! We've got Dodgson here!" after Lewis Dodgson says to keep it down. "See? Nobody cares..."

"Don't get cheap on me Dodgson."

QBBarzooMonkey May 19 2006 10:37 AM EDT

Maybe Dotsons will become like Ramones - Tommy Ramone quits, and Marky Ramone takes his place, only to be replaced by Richie Ramone for a time, while CJ Ramone covers for Dee Dee Ramone - like an endless supply of Ramones / Dotsons!


Okay, I've made a lot of "not in the spellcheck" jokes before, but not having "Ramone" or Ramones" in it is just plain wrong! :P

QBJohnnywas May 19 2006 10:40 AM EDT

Shoot the spellcheck. Or beat on it with a baseball bat...

QBBarzooMonkey May 19 2006 10:49 AM EDT

Please welcome The Dotsons, with their new hit "I Wanna Be Decayed":

"20, 20, 24 hours to go -oh-oh, I wanna be decay- ayed! Fireball hurts and that cone is too cold, I wanna be decay-ayed!"

QBBarzooMonkey May 19 2006 12:05 PM EDT

I just found something really eerie, from one of my first contests exactly 1 year ago from when this thread was started:

BarzooMonkey, May 18 2005 1:53 PM EDT
Dr. Ian Malcolm was a world-renowned mathmetician and expert in Chaos Theory. He was hired as part of the team sent to the park to prove that it was too dangerous and needed to be shut down.
Specifically, he tried to prove way ahead of time, using Chaos Theory, that the entire idea of genetically re-introducing dinosaurs would end in disaster, and was very smug throughout the novel/movie whenever a new disastrous situation proved him right.
He was my favorite character...

Real Life is Better, May 18 2005 2:03 PM EDT
Newman was the best character.

Lew Dodgson: You shouldn't use my name.
Dennis Nedry: [loudly] Dodgson, Dodgson, we have Dodgson here! See? Nobody cares.

Dudley Dotson May 19 2006 5:59 PM EDT

As we were discussing what Ox should try to change his name to (again, since he was sucessfully named 'X' for a short while), someone (sorry, I can't remember who) asked if they could change their name to Dotson and it just caught on.

I was the first to ask :P

Angel of Death [Hell Blenders] May 19 2006 7:26 PM EDT

dont worry Mem ill come after you too i know who i am so dont worry, soon cb dotsons will the power of my Reaper

BootyGod May 20 2006 1:11 PM EDT

hehehehe Dotson is weird

Genie May 20 2006 3:18 PM EDT

Boo, Dotsons! Booo! ;)
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