Off-Topic treasure hunt. (in Contests)

I've buried some treasure in an off-topic post somewhere in the month of May.

First to cut and paste the exact description as identified and post it here gets the item.

Good luck, and happy hunting...

Start with a post made on: May 18 2006 9:44 PM EDT

I say we take the entire "Princess-Can't-Be-Wrong" generation and feed them more Ritalin so that they calm down and actually do leave us to yawn and chew tobacco in peace.

That way us oldens wouldn't be bothered with the childishly annoying spew that is this thread.

Admin Edit: Treasure hunt "May 5 2006 11:12 PM EDT"

Thread - Post by Barzoo Monkey.

Gah, I didn't realize there was more to it. I think I got it now...

Which witch switched which witch switch?

Admin Edit: Treasure hunt prize is a "A Tattoo of Endurance lvl 200,320 $3,557,223"

Thread - Post by thrakattack.

Well done SNK. Don't expect the next one to be so simple :)

G Beee (Admin_Beee) 85.210.6.66 SNK3R (Nascence) A Tattoo of Endurance ($3557223) -- see /bboard..001oYq 5:20 PM EDT

The has many prizes to hide and won't always give notice :)

Deleted all the clues from the last game in order to avoid confusion for any future games.

Very cool contest...I'm betting there might be a surge in the number of search requests in off-topic.