Make Genie Laugh his Behind off V. 1 300K Prize (in Contests)

Ok everyone... This is how it's gonna work.

You come up with a joke, "of your own"!!! has to be based off of CB and must be PG. Genie will decide who wins.

There are no entrance fees.

However the winner will win 300K Right out of my pocket.

1 Entry per person.

Contest ends on Sunday at 12AM Server time..

Good luck and may the best CB'ER win.

This post is for Nerevas:

I was about to say this in chat but decided this will be my joke for the contest =p "I didn't bother to clear the confusion, I was content enough with knowing genie as the only transgender player in CB"


I feel that this is PG, and Genie took no offense, so there you have it folks

Joke #1 By Nerevas.

You can make fun of me as much as you want too. Just as long as it's PG. :P

-i feel sorry for your mother

-you are from where? didn't they just celebrate having 5 years of electricty and a decade of indoor plumbing.

-knock knock
whos there?
Sarah
Sarah who?
Sarah doctor in the house

ha! thats 3 of the worst ones i could think of.

I strike you with my Awl-pike
(response) hey thats not a pike its a ____


hey hey thats not what your thinking :p(lol)

Go bubbles!!!! you can do it!!! win win win!!! make genie laugh!

What's the difference between Jad and a goat?

The goat smells better and drools less.

Johnnywas, GL and G_Bee walk into a bar....

Ouch, it was a steel bar.

Ah the double act returns! ;) I've still not figured out who's the straight man! ;)

Are either of you straight men?

If I was Genie, OB would win. ;P

GL, I think OB might be making advances to you....

I'm flattered! ;)

What do you get when you cross a kitchen appliance with a marvel super villain?......a carnage blender.....hahahahaHAHAH!



what.........it was good

I say.. Nerevas was funniest. Send him the 300k Jad.