Ommm.... Ommmmm.... ('s Bud, man!) Ommmm... Ommm...
CB Ombudsman. And it will be me. And I will have a CB Ombudsman tag like this, [CB Ombudsman] NSFY, except the font will be rainbow and flashing. I haven't decided on the colors or the order but I am leaning toward a Spring palette. They are soothing colors and would aid me in mediating disputes. Also I need a little chime to sound when I log on. It should sound for everyone. And then I need another chime to indicate when I am engaged in ombudsman stuff and should not be disturbed and a third chime for when I have completed the ombudsman stuff and am ready for the next grievance. Maybe a stop-light graphic in everyone's home page. The Red light should be on top, yellow in the middle,and green on bottom. A pleasing midi version of the Baby Elephant Walk (Mancini, from "Hatari") should play quietly when the light is red. Also, I will need all chatops to report to me since they will now be an extension of my ombudsmandom.-- NSFY's entry in What would you like to see added to CB?