June 19 2006 2:07 AM EDT
I found this on another web site and thought I'd share.
We know what happened to Ben in the situation with the bike, but what if it had happened to a different player?Drew Bledsoe Same thing as Ben, but it would've been on a stationary bike. Eli Manning Archie would have intervened and forced Philip Rivers to get on the motorcycle. Donovan McNabb He would have come under scorching criticism from Terrell Owens. Mark Brunell He would have thanked God for giving him that wonderful experience and would have tried to baptize the driver of the car. Brett Favre He would have received enormous national coverage and sympathy, and would decide to contemplate retirement for a couple of months. Brad Johnson Nobody would have noticed. Rex Grossman This is a trick question, because Grossman would've been in the hospital before the wreck even happened. Josh McCown Matt Millen wouldve traded him for a wide receiver. Chris Simms People wouldve thought he was Brad Johnson. Michael Vick The media would be commenting on how he face-planted spectacularly, and no other quarterback couldve done it. Matt Schaub - Everyone would still want him because he torched the Patriots. Drew Brees He wouldve been traded or cut because, hey, when youve got Reggie Bush you dont need any other players. Jake Delhomme He would have survived and been okay, but people would credit Julius Peppers for saving him. Alex Smith He wouldve secretly been grateful for missing the 49ers season. Matt Leinart He wouldve dropped drastically on the draft chart amidst rumors that he cant take a hit. Matt Hasselbeck He wouldve been embarrassed, because five seconds before the crash he would have predicted that he would beat the car. Marc Bulger (Long silence). I got nothing. Theres not a single thing about Bulger thats interesting. Gus Frerotte - He'd be fine, his head has hurt before... J.P. Losman He wouldve overshot and missed the car completely. Daunte Culpepper Three years ago, he would have crushed the car and kept on going. Now, he would be injured and the driver of the car would have ended up with everything he was carrying. Chad Pennington He wouldve been injured. Duh. Tom Brady Angels would have descended and saved Tom from harm, and then after the other car stopped, Tom would have climbed into the back seat and given the driver a neck massage to calm her down. Charlie Batch - Pittsburgh would be fine, because elite backup Omar Jacobs would fill in for him. Steve McNair He would have walked it off, because Steve McNair is tough, man. Hes really tough. Everyone would have been talking abou how tough he is. Kyle Boller - Out of anger, he would've hurled the car 60 yards on one knee. Carson Palmer Kimo Von Oelhoffen would have been ticketed for an illegal left turn. Charlie Frye Trent Dilfer would return to Cleveland,take over the team, win a Super Bowl**, and then get cut when Elvis Grbac decided to come out of retirement. Peyton Manning During his first year back, the NFL would institute a special rule that nobody is allowed to touch Manning, and he only has to say the name of a receiver for it to count as a completed pass. Vince Young Pfft. As if anything could hit Vince Young... Byron Leftwich He wouldve been okay, but Fred Taylor would have been hospitalized with sympathy pains. David Carr He wouldve been fine. He takes harder hits than that every Sunday.Trent Green If you think that car wouldve made it past Willie Roaf and Will Shields, youre crazy. Aaron Brooks Al Davis would blame Art Shell and then fire him. Philip Rivers Nobody knows...nobody has any idea at all. Jake Plummer He wouldnt have hit the windshield at all, because Broncos only hit in the back.
June 20 2006 2:35 PM EDT
thats awesome and very funny
June 20 2006 2:36 PM EDT
Eh, it was only moderately funny. I did get a good chuckle out of Kyle Boller tossing the car 60 yards on one knee though...
June 22 2006 9:30 AM EDT
Man... you can't see Donovan's name in the news without a mention of TO even today....
June 22 2006 2:45 PM EDT
I seems that you forgot about Favre...he'd just down a few more pain killers.
"Brett Favre He would have received enormous national coverage and sympathy, and would decide to contemplate retirement for a couple of months."
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