Yep, I'm contest-ing away my character, mystermom. He's not very good, and I don't have much stuff, but I thought it would be a fun opportunity to get rid of him in style. Stats can be viewed at my website
The Contest is:
Describe me. In a story (no maximum but nothing ridiculous), describe me as one character, using what you know from CB, and I"ll decide (seeing as I know me best) on the funniest/most accurate story, and they will be awarded my character along with his gear. Good luck and start writing.
P.S. For those of you who just feel like writing, I might give away a small prize if you story is really good, such as 25k or so.