Situational Awareness Scenario (in Off-topic)

AdminG Beee July 3 2006 4:42 AM EDT

GentlemanLoser is driving in a car at a constant speed.

To his left he can see a valley and on his right side he can see a fire engine travelling at the same speed as him.

In front of him he sees a galloping pig which is the same size as the car and he can't overtake it. Behind him he can see a helicopter flying at ground level.

He is aware that both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling at the same speed as his car.

What must be done to safely get him out of this highly dangerous situation?

Answer below:

Just tell him to get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round", he's drunk again!

QBJohnnywas July 3 2006 4:58 AM EDT


AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] July 3 2006 5:58 AM EDT

:D I was drunk. No merry-go-round though, just a schooling on a PS2 dance mat... >_<

Gallatin [Thanoscopter And You] July 3 2006 9:18 AM EDT

I laugh at you, GL. *kick-carps GL*

Flamey July 3 2006 9:27 AM EDT


/me carps seran for making up things.

Gallatin [Thanoscopter And You] July 3 2006 9:46 AM EDT

I just got pwned by the owner of the clan I joined. *changes kick-carps to carps*

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] July 3 2006 9:47 AM EDT

Bah! I dare you to try a dance mat competition after 5 hours of drinking stella, versus a lady who owns the mat, is sober, and is a great dancer!


Gallatin [Thanoscopter And You] July 3 2006 9:48 AM EDT

Great, now a QB is pwning me. Argh!

QBJohnnywas July 3 2006 9:52 AM EDT

*picks up Seran, places into naughty corner and walks off*

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] July 3 2006 10:08 AM EDT

Bottom step Johnny, that's the new punishment. The naughty corner/bench is so last year! :P

QBJohnnywas July 3 2006 10:09 AM EDT

Into the cupboard. Taped in with gaffa tape

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] July 3 2006 10:22 AM EDT

Old School! :D

Gallatin [Thanoscopter And You] July 3 2006 7:31 PM EDT

*gets out of naughty corner and carps GL and JW, then runs back* I didn't do it!

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] July 3 2006 7:43 PM EDT

Cupboard and gaffa tape it is then! ;)

Gallatin [Thanoscopter And You] July 3 2006 8:00 PM EDT

Nooooooooo! *runs away and escapes* Remind me never to post in this thread again!

Stephen July 3 2006 8:16 PM EDT

Anyone else think GL and G_Beee bicker like an old married couple?

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] July 4 2006 3:46 AM EDT

Oh. My. God! O_O

Must find another user picture...

QBJohnnywas July 4 2006 3:58 AM EDT

That is class. Not quite as good as GL with long blonde hair but still....

AdminG Beee July 4 2006 4:10 AM EDT

hmm, I actually don't look too bad in that dress. I must remember to update my weight chart :)
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