Situational Awareness Scenario (in Off-topic)

GentlemanLoser is driving in a car at a constant speed.

To his left he can see a valley and on his right side he can see a fire engine travelling at the same speed as him.

In front of him he sees a galloping pig which is the same size as the car and he can't overtake it. Behind him he can see a helicopter flying at ground level.

He is aware that both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling at the same speed as his car.

What must be done to safely get him out of this highly dangerous situation?


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Just tell him to get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round", he's drunk again!

Lol!

:D I was drunk. No merry-go-round though, just a schooling on a PS2 dance mat... >_<

I laugh at you, GL. *kick-carps GL*

kick-carps?

/me carps seran for making up things.

I just got pwned by the owner of the clan I joined. *changes kick-carps to carps*

Bah! I dare you to try a dance mat competition after 5 hours of drinking stella, versus a lady who owns the mat, is sober, and is a great dancer!

:P

Great, now a QB is pwning me. Argh!

*picks up Seran, places into naughty corner and walks off*

Bottom step Johnny, that's the new punishment. The naughty corner/bench is so last year! :P

Into the cupboard. Taped in with gaffa tape

Old School! :D

*gets out of naughty corner and carps GL and JW, then runs back* I didn't do it!

Cupboard and gaffa tape it is then! ;)

Nooooooooo! *runs away and escapes* Remind me never to post in this thread again!

Anyone else think GL and G_Beee bicker like an old married couple?

Oh. My. God! O_O

Must find another user picture...

That is class. Not quite as good as GL with long blonde hair but still....

hmm, I actually don't look too bad in that dress. I must remember to update my weight chart :)