Rename the MonkeyUC gear!!! (in Contests)

QBBarzooMonkey July 6 2006 3:23 PM EDT

On August 1st, the naming runs out on my UC gear:

Armor of #5 Toad [1] (+62) (Gi)
Cloak of #1 Centipede [4] (+9) (Elven Cloak)
Boots of #4 Lizard [10] (+24) (Elven Boots)
Gauntlets of #2 Snake [4] (+15) (Helm's Gauntlets)
Mask of #3 Scorpion [6] (+12) (Helm of Ecthelion)

Those names come from the Kung-Fu classic, "The Five Deadly Venoms". Since I've NCBed, and they are on a completely different character now, I want new names.

I have a 1 mil CB$ and 1 item of yours as the 6th item named(because I have to do namings in pairs) if you come up with a set of names that I use! Some rules:

1. I want to keep it themed, so I want a set of 5 names, not individual gear names. I'm not committed to any particular theme yet, and it DOES NOT have to be UC/martial arts related either, so if you come up with something you think is cool, run with it :)
2. Multiple entries allowed.
3. I will make my decision on August 1st.
4. I'm competing, too, so if I think up my own set of names, no one wins (but I'll roll the prize over into another contest).

Game on!!!

Halcyon July 6 2006 3:46 PM EDT

How bout a theme on "sacred" animals?

"God of the Wild"

Or, based on 5 of the 7 deadly sins?

"True Carnage"

I'll think of more later.

Nerevas July 6 2006 3:48 PM EDT

Indomitability [1] (+62) (Gi)
Conviction [4] (+9) (Elven Cloak)
Resolve [10] (+24) (Elven Boots)
Tenacity [4] (+15) (Helm's Gauntlets)
Determination [6] (+12) (Helm of Ecthelion)

QBJohnnywas July 6 2006 4:21 PM EDT

Gi: Johnny Cash
EC: Woody Guthrie
EBs: Kris Kristofferson
HoE: Bob Dylan
Helm's; This Guitar Kills Fascists

Tune in soon for the next installment....

QBJohnnywas July 6 2006 5:10 PM EDT

Gi: The Enemy Within
EC: Amok Time
EB: Requiem For Methuselah
Helm's: Space Seed
HOE: The City On The Edge Of Forever

BadFish July 6 2006 5:18 PM EDT

I'm going with the Hitch-hiker's Guide to the Galaxy theme.

Gi: Two-headed Enviro-suit (not many people know this is from Hitch-hiker's Guide- its from a bonus story, Zaphod Plays It Safe)
EC: Ol' Janx Spirit
EB: Over-clocked Space Scooter
Helm's: Kill-O-Zap Rifle
HOE: A Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster

(you have to say "Hitch-hiker's, with the -, or it says it is misspelled)

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Miandrital July 6 2006 5:18 PM EDT

Arctos (Gi)
Baileyi (Cloak)
Lycaon (Boots)
Nubilus (Gauntlets)
Occidentalis (Ecthelion)

These are all based off the scientific names of wolves (I tried to play off your NCB char :P)

QBJohnnywas July 6 2006 5:35 PM EDT

Gi: Johnny
EC: Joey
EB: Tommy
HOE: Dee Dee
Helm's: 1,2,3,4!

BootyGod July 6 2006 5:56 PM EDT

Gi: Zues' Toga
EC: Robe of the Titans
EB: Sandals of Hermes
HoE: Helm of Athena
HG: Fists of Aries

th00p July 6 2006 6:25 PM EDT

Gi: Hairy Bare Chest
EC: Parrot on Shoulder
EB: Wooden Pegleg
HG: Metal Hook
HoE: Black Pirate Eyepatch

AdminQBnovice [Cult of the Valaraukar] July 6 2006 6:49 PM EDT

Gi: Robe of the Otsanda
EC: Maugrim's Hide
EB: Footpads of the Ulrich
HG: Gauntlets of the Tamaska
HE: Ulfang Helm

Halcyon July 6 2006 7:42 PM EDT

Skin of The Bear <Armor>
Shroud of The Owl <Cloak>
Claws of The Wolverine <Gauntlets>
Feet of the Jaguar <Boots>
Face of The Eagle <Mask>

Slashundhack [We Forge Our Own Stuff] July 6 2006 10:03 PM EDT

1 armour: A fine frock 2)cloak: A shimmering shawl 3)gauntlets: Full length cocktail gloves 4)boots: 6 inch heels 5)mask: movie star makeup

Slashundhack [We Forge Our Own Stuff] July 6 2006 10:07 PM EDT


Thraklight Resonance July 7 2006 12:04 AM EDT

Elven Boots = Soft Wolf Tread
Helm's Gauntlets = Comes to Blows
Helm of Ecthelion = Bethlehem Steel
Elven Cloak = Fuzzy
Gi = Come to Mama, She Say

These are all songs by Grant Lee Buffalo.

QBJohnnywas July 7 2006 5:09 AM EDT

Gi: Birth
EC: School
EB: Work
Helm's: Death
HoE: And Repeat

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] July 7 2006 5:51 AM EDT

Gi: Chahar-aina: Also called "four mirror" body armour, this armour consisted of four metal plates strapped around the wearer's body: one on the back, one on the chest, and one on each side under the arms. Chahar-aina was usually worn to augment another suit of armour, often in conjunction with the khulah-kud (helmet), dastana (bracers), and shield.
EC: Poshteen: The Poshteen was not actually armour as such, but rather a heavy sheepskin coat with the fur on the inside to protect against cold. Such garments were worn by dwellers of the craggy hills and mountains, historically by Afghans.
EB: Barefoot or Calloused Soles or Rhino Skin Boots/Sandles
HG: Dastana: These were forearm guards, also called bazubands, typically a pair of hinged plates that fully encircled the arm with mittens of cloth or mail to protect the hands. Dastana were often worn with Chahar-aina;
HoE: Khulah-kud: The Persian influence on Indian armour is most apparent in this helmet. The khulah-kud is a round; domed helmet with a spike on top, a nose guard, and a pair of tubular supports for plumes a few inches to either side of the centre front of the helmet. A chain-mail neck guard sometimes hung from the back of the khulah-kud, and a turban was often wrapped around it.

QBJohnnywas July 7 2006 5:58 AM EDT

EB: Float
EC: Butterfly
Helm's: Sting
Gi: Bee
HoE: The Greatest

AdminG Beee July 7 2006 6:22 AM EDT

Yu Lung

If you don't recognise that theme then you don't know what you missed. My childhood wouldn't have been the same without a little "Monkey Magic" :)

QBJohnnywas July 7 2006 6:25 AM EDT

'In the worlds before Monkey, primal chaos reigned.
Heaven sought order.
But the phoenix can fly only when its feathers are grown.
The four worlds formed again and yet again,
As endless aeons wheeled and passed.
Time and the pure essences of Heaven,
the moisture of the Earth,
the powers of the sun and the moon
All worked upon a certain rock, old as creation.
And it became magically fertile.
That first egg was named "Thought".
Tathagata Buddha, the Father Buddha, said,
"With our thoughts, we make the world."
Elemental forces caused the egg to hatch.
From it then came a stone monkey.
The nature of Monkey was irrepressible!'

My childhood too!

Slashundhack [We Forge Our Own Stuff] July 7 2006 3:20 PM EDT

top 5 worst dictators of last year 1) Omar al-Bashir 2)Kim Jong il 3) Than Shwe 4)Hu Jintao 5) Crown Prince Abdulla

Gallatin [Thanoscopter And You] July 7 2006 6:42 PM EDT

The Gi: Battle gear of the Wolf
The EC: The master's cape
The EBs: A pair of karate shoes
The HGs: A pair of boxing gloves
The HoE: A fox mask

(P.S. Something weird is going on, the acronyms for Helm's Gauntlets and Helm of Ecthelion aren't in the spellchecker)

Slashundhack [We Forge Our Own Stuff] July 7 2006 7:54 PM EDT

advertising age says these are the top 5 coffees 1)Folgers 2)Maxwell house 3)starbucks 4)Private label 5)Eight o'clock personly I hate the stuff but everyone else loves the muck.

Slashundhack [We Forge Our Own Stuff] July 7 2006 8:37 PM EDT

Hey man you got anything to do with this ? If not some eerie co-inkedinks

QBBarzooMonkey July 10 2006 10:19 AM EDT

Gi: Bump
EC: Bump II
EB: Bumpedy-bump
HG: Bumplestilskin

HE: Helm of Bumping


AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] July 10 2006 10:35 AM EDT

Gi: C
EC: Down
HG: Down
HoE: C

Megabite July 10 2006 10:52 AM EDT

1 Pink Power ranger
2 Yellow Power ranger
3 Black Power ranger
4 Blue Power ranger
5 Red Power ranger

Hahahaha! I'll try and be more creative with the next entries.

QBJohnnywas July 10 2006 10:58 AM EDT

Gi: A long dark coat
EC: A pointed red tail
EBs: Heavy dancing feet
Helm of Ecthelion: Filed down horns
Helm's: A red right hand and The Samaritan

QBOddBird July 10 2006 11:36 AM EDT

1. Tai Chi Quan
(Shadow Style)
2. Sanhuang Paochui
(Three-Emporer Cannon Style)
3. Lanshou Men
(Blocking-Hand Style)
4. Bagua Zhang
(Eight-Diagram Palm)
5. Yingzhao
(Eagle Claw Style)

I think these would be most appropriate, myself.

Megabite July 10 2006 1:16 PM EDT

The cloak of Magneto
Gauntlets of Captain America
Mask of Spiderman
Boots of Ghost rider
Armor of Ironman

and then you have yourself a superhero ;)

Slashundhack [We Forge Our Own Stuff] July 10 2006 4:37 PM EDT

My fav. lunch meats 1)Salami 2)Roast beef 3)Roast chicken 4)Cooked ham 5)Peperonni

Slashundhack [We Forge Our Own Stuff] July 10 2006 4:40 PM EDT

My Favorite lunch meats Nuk Nuk!! 1)Larry 2)Moe 3)Curly 4)Shemp 5)Curly Joe

Megabite July 10 2006 5:39 PM EDT

How about labels.... 1 nike, 2 Puma, 3 Adidas, 4 Fila, 5 Reebok

There's something new and unique

Gallatin [Thanoscopter And You] July 10 2006 9:57 PM EDT

Let's see...

HoE: A Karate Head-band
Helm's: A Pair of Karate Gloves
EBs: A Pair of Karate Slippers
EC: A Black Belt
Gi: A Black Karate Uniform

QBBarzooMonkey July 13 2006 12:17 PM EDT

Elven Boots = The Boots For High Jumps
Helm's Gauntlets = The Gauntlets That Thump
Helm of Ecthelion = The Question That Stumps
Elven Cloak = Gives DX A Pump
Gi = The Thread Post That Bumps

Iono July 13 2006 1:24 PM EDT

Daedric Cuirass

Daedric robe (To bad there is none in elder scrolls III)

Daedric Boots

Daedric Gauntlets

Daedric Face of Inspiration
Daedric Face of Terror

Slashundhack [We Forge Our Own Stuff] July 15 2006 6:40 PM EDT

1)Spites Embrace 2)Spites Shading 3)Spites Tread 4)Spites Grasp 5)Spites regard

chappy [Soup Ream] July 18 2006 8:47 AM EDT

I've got 2x names for each set. They are all MTG (Magic The Gathering) related. You can choose to combine them in any way that you like, but the way I'm listing them all of the top names are a set and all of the bottom names are a set. Have fun and I might add more entries :P

Robe of Mirrors
Sleepers Robe

Natures Cloak
Whispersilk Cloak

Dark Ritual

Gauntlets of Chaos
Might of Oaks

Helm of Possession
Helm of Chatzuk

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] July 18 2006 9:40 AM EDT

I thought about a CB users set, but decided upon some rhyming slang!

Gi: Whistle and Flute
EC: Nanny Goat/Weasel and Stoat
EB: Plates of Meat
HG: Brass Bands
HoE: Loaf of Bread

Slashundhack [We Forge Our Own Stuff] July 18 2006 10:54 PM EDT

O.K. last try ...1)silk pajamas 2)smoking jacket 3)fur lined leather gloves 4)slippers 5)a well filled pipe No.3s alternative) a girl on each arm Thats right you ARE Hef.

chappy [Soup Ream] July 26 2006 9:08 AM EDT

Here's a little BUMP for BM ... there is still time to enter the contest .. :P

chappy [Soup Ream] July 26 2006 4:09 PM EDT

The Pizza Topping selection:

GI: Pineapple Plate Mail or Jalapeno Jump Suit

EC: Pepperoni Poncho or Bacon Blouse

EB: Sausage Slippers or Hamburger Hooves

HG: Mozzarella Mittens or Fish Egg Fists

HoE: Mushroom Mask or Tomato Tiara

Pick and choose your toppings :) Kind of like creating your own pizza, but better!!!

With such a great prize I can't believe more people aren't submitting entries for this puppy :P

Deadly July 26 2006 9:28 PM EDT

Gi:Earth Armor
Cloak:Wind Cloak
Boots:Ice Boots
Gauntlets:Fire Gauntlets
Helm:Nature Mask

You can't go wrong with elemental names.

SBW July 26 2006 9:37 PM EDT

Gi: Back Flip
Cloak: Feel the flow
Boots: 540 Aerial
Gauntlets: Kip up Strength
Helm: Head Spin Protection

Deadly July 26 2006 10:18 PM EDT

Gi:Cracked Armor
EG:Half of a Cape
EB:Ripped up Boots
HG:Shattered Gauntlets
HoE:Shredded Head Band

If you don't know the theme ... the theme is incomplete all the things are either broken or just part of the armor lol

Sir Woot July 26 2006 10:25 PM EDT

Armor of Pride
Cloak of Anger
Boots of Envy
Gauntlets of Gluttony
Mask of Lust

Jim Cricket July 27 2006 11:14 AM EDT

Armor of One too many
Cloak of Drunken Flying
Boots of Stumbeling
Fists of Slamming
Beer Goggles

Green Butchers July 28 2006 12:01 PM EDT

Theme: notorious dictators

HoE: The Grey Beard of Castro

Gi: Kim Jong-il's "Dr. Evil" suit

EB: Saddam's Spit-Shined Shoes

EC: King Abdullah's Royal Robes

HG: Slobodan Milošević's Shady Grasp

QBJohnnywas July 28 2006 12:29 PM EDT

Any name for any item:


REO Speedwagon




QBBarzooMonkey July 28 2006 1:39 PM EDT

Uh, oh - I had an idea of my own:

Gi: Bitva Platties
Helm's: Krovvy Rookers
Elven Cloak: Polezny Platties
Elven Boots: Britva Sabogs
HoE: Bezoomy Horroshow Shlem

I nearly losy my rasoodock getting this by that gloopy spell checking chasso...

AdminQBnovice [Cult of the Valaraukar] July 28 2006 2:02 PM EDT

that's because you let this contest go on long enough you forgot my entry...

QBBarzooMonkey July 28 2006 2:09 PM EDT

I'm just "poking around" to see what I can stir up these last fews days before deadline... Please, everybody, don't view that as a decision in any way!


BootyGod July 28 2006 2:32 PM EDT

any name for any item

The B
The A
The R
The Z
The Double O

AdminQBnovice [Cult of the Valaraukar] July 28 2006 2:43 PM EDT

or the winning entry from your other contest!

QBJohnnywas July 28 2006 2:48 PM EDT

Don't mention other contests. I've still got to find a place for 'dangerous with a double D'...

AdminQBnovice [Cult of the Valaraukar] July 28 2006 2:52 PM EDT

Bast's old t-shirt that reads " "

A Steel Plated Manzeer with a tag that says " "

A Bow strung with a bra labeled " "

If you hijack a barzoo contest you're in for danger with a double d!

QBJohnnywas July 28 2006 2:54 PM EDT

Lol! ;)

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] July 28 2006 6:24 PM EDT

I want that T-Shirt. ;)

QBBarzooMonkey July 31 2006 4:34 PM EDT

Speaking of big bad contests, ya'll only have until noon (server time) tomorrow left to "wow" me and win this one!

Only 1 day 23:33:12 left on the old namings! :P

Slashundhack [We Forge Our Own Stuff] July 31 2006 9:02 PM EDT

O.K. so I lied it's not the last. 1)Hairy chest 2)Hairy back 3)Hairy knuckles 4)Hairy toes 5) Big Hairy kisser Or Big sloppy kisses ......Yes it's every girls dream date!

QBBarzooMonkey August 1 2006 12:41 PM EDT

Time's up! Now I will now go through them all, and make a decision and announcement before 4 PM (server time) tomorrow, when the old names all run out!

Thanks everybody!

AdminQBnovice [Cult of the Valaraukar] August 1 2006 12:44 PM EDT


QBBarzooMonkey August 2 2006 5:09 PM EDT

Sorry, guys, I forgot I had to take Mrs. Monkey to the doctor this afternoon - I'm on it now, though - stay tuned!


QBBarzooMonkey August 3 2006 11:22 AM EDT

Okay, I'm down to some finalists:

Miandrital (scientific/latin wolf names)
Bane(GW) (Greek mythos names)
novice (historical/multilingual wolf names)
Valiek (animal names)
OB (fighting style names)

I'm going to mull it over a little more over lunch, and I'll have a final decision in a couple of hours...


Slashundhack [We Forge Our Own Stuff] August 3 2006 12:05 PM EDT

Do the wifey know you call her Mrs. Monkey??

QBBarzooMonkey August 3 2006 1:13 PM EDT

Yes. She finds it quite amusing. :P

SBW August 3 2006 1:15 PM EDT

haha :D

BootyGod August 3 2006 1:21 PM EDT

Woot I am a finalist. Pick me Pick me! you know you love the Gods lol!

QBBarzooMonkey August 3 2006 2:54 PM EDT

I have decided to go with this set of names:

{cb1}novice, July 6 2006 6:49 PM EDT

Gi: Robe of the Otsanda
EC: Maugrim's Hide
EB: Footpads of the Ulrich
HG: Gauntlets of the Tamaska
HE: Ulfang Helm

BarzooMonkey (She-Wolves) {cb1}novice (Critical Fumble) $1000000 -- Names!!! 2:47 PM EDT

Congrats, novice, and thanks! CM me about item naming logistics!

Thanks very much, everyone else! :D

QBJohnnywas August 3 2006 2:56 PM EDT

Hey go go go Novice! Well done!

BootyGod August 3 2006 3:18 PM EDT

Congratulations Novice :).... those are some crazy names lol

AdminQBnovice [Cult of the Valaraukar] August 3 2006 3:27 PM EDT

Thanks BM!
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