CB Pick Up Line Study (in Contests)

Mem July 8 2006 1:17 AM EDT

Ok, spawning out of a silly chat conversation between SNK3R, trigun, and myself we have the latest and greatest contest to grace the waves of CB. The contest is simple-- you submit your all your best pick up lines at 5k a pop and in one week there will be a judging by the originators of the conversation. 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place prizes will be awarded at 65%, 25%, and 10% of all total entry money, respectively. Send entry money to my character Pick Up Lines.

Let the *PG* pick up lines begin!

Xiaz on Hiatus July 8 2006 3:03 AM EDT


SuiteStuff [C and S Forgery Lmtd.] July 8 2006 3:08 AM EDT

This is what i do alot, and it works, but you have to do it right before you leave the club!

I go up to the girl and ask to see the cell phone, she than gives it to me, i dial my number and hit talk. and than end call immediately...i than say the name is Mike and the last number called is mine i want to hear from you soon and i walk away!

AceWing July 8 2006 4:03 AM EDT

uuummmmm..... how about

"Hey baby. If you were a booger I'd pick you first."

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] July 8 2006 4:50 AM EDT

If I told you you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

AceWing July 8 2006 5:31 AM EDT

"If I could change the alphabet then I would put U and I together."

Adminedyit [Superheros] July 8 2006 6:29 AM EDT

The best pick up line in the world is "hi wanna buy me a drink?" if she says yes you're in, if she says no you can counter with "well would you mind if i bought you one?"

Eurynome Bartleby [Bartleby's] July 8 2006 11:34 AM EDT

''Was your dad a baker? Cuz, you sure have a nice set of buns...''

This goes without comment.

QBOddBird July 8 2006 11:52 AM EDT

I want you for myself.

BadFish July 8 2006 11:53 AM EDT

Hey baby. I'm friends with SliMem Dotson. That's right, THE SliMem Dotson. Let the love fest begin.

AdminQBnovice [Cult of the Valaraukar] July 8 2006 12:05 PM EDT

Did you see a guy about three foot tall run through here carrying a duck wearing lederhosen?

Halcyon July 8 2006 12:55 PM EDT

This is what I use .. and it's 99% success rate ...

Usually, I'll sit at the club, look for girls sitting by themselves .. weither they seem bothered or not.

Simply "You look like your having fun." (her) "Not really." "Well, let's change that then, comeon. You have options, dance or drink?"

At this point, when she starts telling me her life story, I can't really hear a damn word she says .. though, I nod, pretend to care .. and usually, thats all they need. Boom, mission completed in the next hour.

I know this won't win the contest .. not ment to. Simply, stating what WORKS.

Hakai [Aye Phelta Thi] July 8 2006 1:13 PM EDT

Hey Mem, can I post lame pick up lines and what some of us females use to reject them? I know it's not really what you asked for in the beginning, but I thought you might enjoy them, lol.

AdminG Beee July 8 2006 1:26 PM EDT

Excuse me but I suffer from amnesia, do I come here often?

Mem July 8 2006 4:50 PM EDT

I think we can open this up to the other side of the equation as well. All you CB ladies out there are more than welcome to submit their rejections to pick up lines, but you'll be judged just as the rest of the lines, so make them good!

Don't forget to send that 5k along with your entries or they won't count though. And always keep it PG. :)

Halcyon July 8 2006 5:10 PM EDT

My magic watch says your not wearing any panties.

"Yes I am"

Oh, my bad .. it's five minutes fast.

Mind you, if she says "Wow, how did you know?" Just smile. Don't smile cause your being cocky .. smile, cause ya KNOW she's a freak :)

the 5k sent, was for this post, not the other.

Mem July 8 2006 6:00 PM EDT

Just a clarification: The cost for entry is 5k per pick up line. If you'd like to enter multiple lines have at it.

Unappreciated Misnomer July 9 2006 11:04 AM EDT

all you say is "i'll let you take me home, but you're gonna have to do all the work"

Syn Kitten July 9 2006 6:15 PM EDT

My fav pick up line so far is due to a scar i have on my shoulder. nice size scar so when i wear a lace top people can see it. I was told that"when god set me outta heaven for being such a bad girl I hit a star on the way down, And would I mind being examined for angelic research." It was sweet.

AdminG Beee July 9 2006 6:20 PM EDT

I guess my pick up line would be. "Fancy coming back to my place and I'll show you my smiley :)"

drudge July 10 2006 7:17 PM EDT

oh man, that magic watch cracked me up.

Thraklight Resonance July 10 2006 11:45 PM EDT

Hi, would you like to pretend to be a forge dwarf and cool off my equipment for me?

th00p July 12 2006 6:37 PM EDT

Got Bump?

Mem July 12 2006 6:53 PM EDT

From HI IM JAKE 2:

Is your name Summer cause you're hot?

Is your father a theif because it looks like he stole the stars from the skys and put them in your eyes?

Just a reminder to get those Pick Up Lines in before the deadline!

Kriegor July 13 2006 2:24 PM EDT

Does this smell like chloroform?

smallpau1 - Go Blues [Lower My Fees] July 13 2006 3:14 PM EDT

{cb1}smallpau1 (Walking Dead) Mem (Pick Up Lines) $5000 -- Pick up line 3:13 PM EDT

Are you from Tennessee? Cause You're the only Ten I See!

smallpau1 - Go Blues [Lower My Fees] July 13 2006 3:17 PM EDT

{cb1}smallpau1 (Walking Dead) Mem (Pick Up Lines) $5000 -- Pick up Line #2 3:17 PM EDT

Be unique and different, just say yes.

Mem July 19 2006 12:55 AM EDT

No, I didn't forget about this contest, and no, I didn't just try to scam you all out of your money. Look for the results either tomorrow evening or on Thursday afternoon.

P.S. I'm sorry. My schedule is just way out of whack, and will continue to be so for at least the remainder of the month. Hope you all didn't miss that 5k. :P

Tezmac July 19 2006 1:35 AM EDT

I'll play along.
Tezmac (Tezmac) Mem (Pick Up Lines) $5000 1:33 AM EDT

If you want to get shot down, try "Can I buy you a drink or do you prefer cash instead?"

For one that actually works pretty well, "See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute."

Mem July 19 2006 10:21 AM EDT

In case you missed the post about each entry costing 5k, Tez, I'll give you a chance to either send the 5k or let me know which of those is your actual entry before the judging process is completed.

As for any new entries, I'm afraid we can't accept any more at this time. Thanks to all who played!

Mem July 22 2006 7:37 PM EDT

Sorry for procrastinating on this. Here are the winners:

Valiek 1st Prize of $100k
Tezmac 2nd Prize of $50k
AceWing 3rd Prize of $25k

Congrats to the winners!

P.S. I added to the pot some because it took me so long...

Halcyon July 22 2006 8:32 PM EDT

WooT, thanks, been fun, ALOT of good lines put up too!
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