A Cursed Helm: 37 days (in Contests)

A Cursed Helm [9] (+20) (Helm of Durin) 37 days

Well this Rusty bucket I've slapped on my tanks head (it doesn't even glow or anything, it just keeps his brain inside his head) is going to need renaming soon, and I'm taking suggestions. 100k to the winnah, decided on Saturday after the cache flush.

I am a Mess [20] (+47) (Mithril Shield) is also getting renamed, but will likely just loose the M for an m unless someone trumps the mighty Freed's choice of names, sadly I'm poo (can't afford the r even) so you get no money if I pilfer a name suggestion for it from you.

a radiant helm

that way it will glow on your head! and keep the brain inside :P

Just for theme ideas, I've only actually named two of my items, the Gloaming Mantle, and the +5 Chain Mail Loincloth. D-n-D themed names are somewhat encouraged, however creativity rules and will likely win!

I think it'd be awesome if you just named it "A Rusty Bucket"

That would be amazing.

Kap ov smartinesss

Cranium cap
Cardboard Box

HoD:

A Radiant Helm << i like this one, it keeps your head warm too!
A Valiant Helm
A (Winged) Battle Helm
A Horned Steel Battle Helmet

MS:
A Blood-Stained Shield
A Crystal Shield
Aegis Shield

all i can think of.

A Hat Thingie

an Ettercap Shell Helm
Superman's Glasses (the ones that turn him into Clark Kent)
An Itchy Antbed on my Head
Helm of Mind Control
Rub a Dub Dub (and then rename the MS Three Men in a Tub) (though that whole rhyme is extremely disturbing to me)

I'll think of more later when it isn't midnight.

A "Brain Bucket" is a popular term for a helmet.

Oh, also, you could call it some derivation of a Kaiser Helmet, or a Kaiser Spiked Helmet. For you non-history buffs out there, it's the helmets that the Germans wore in WWI that caused them to lose much of their forces. Opponents could see the spike pop out of a foxhole before the rest of the head, and they wound up quite dead. It was very ineffective, to go along with your theme of being cursed.

Eventually, the germans snapped off all the spikes so they could survive in battle.

"Protector from Brain-Eating-Zombies"
Or "Thank me when zombies don't eat your brains" (if it fits, Family Guy reference)
Or perhaps "Stopper of Brain-Eating-Zombies"

IDK, I just had zombies on the brain tonight. Good luck choosing a name!

Blames repose=helm fresh cleaned bib=shield envys gleam=helm envys warding=shield Blames pinnacle=helm blames waiver=shield I don't care thats how it's spelled.

Crown of the Cursed Lord (king, prince, ogre, dragon .. cross-dresser, whatever)

Shield: 18 ounces of Steak (meatshield)
or
Im with stupid ----->


If you choose im with stupid ---->
Then for your hat i suggest: Dunce Cap of Osmosis

Brain Storm

Curly Locks

Critical Fumble and the Mantle Of Doom

Ned Kelly's Helmet
Anbu Mask

from dnd:
Great barb helm
Glacial Casque
Graskitch's Skullcap
Headmans Hood
Helm of Mronanan
Mask of the Asylum
Phantasmic Masque
Yarkuch's Helm

from dota:
Mask of madness
Helm of the Dominator
Headdress of Rejuvention
Helm of Iron Will

brown paper bag

Smoking Chimney

Bonce Box

a novice's helm
A Horned Spangenhelm

Learner Plates

BOO!

I've got three suggestions in mind now...contest ends tonight so get those entries in!

Here are some ideas.

Viking Helmet
A Welding Mask
Feathered Headdress
An Executioner's Hood
Lord Helmet's Helmet
A Golden Tiara
Pointy Wizard Hat
Oddjob's Frisbee
A New York Yankees Baseball Cap
Night Vision Goggles
A Sombrero
Magician's Rabbit Cage
Tinfoil Hat
Mark V Brass Diving Helmet
A Coonskin Cap
Green Beret
A Giant Mickey Mouse Head
Magneto's Helmet
A Hair Net
A Lampshade
Baldness Cure
Thinking Cap
A Steel Bandana
A Hachimaki
Gorilla Mask
Fake Mustache
A Topknot
Crown Royal
A Balaclava

(Strangely the spell checker doesn't recognize either lampshade or bandana.)

Wow that last flurry had me thinking twice...but the helms new name will be....JW's Brown Paper Bag, congrats to MegaMan!

Congratulations to MM ( a nice return to the game!), but does that really say 'JW's Brown Paper Bag'? :P

Tin Foil Skull Cap

thank you very much

From: system Sent: 10:08 AM EDT
Item 96659 named Freed is a Mess
From: system Sent: 10:08 AM EDT
Item 380230 named JW's Brown Paper Bag