A Little BarzooAcronym Contest (in Contests)

This is a quick (24 hours) one, and the only prize is 150k.
Give me the best, funniest, most creative acronym you can come up with from:

BARZOO!

Rules, there are always rules:
1. PG people!
2. Multiple entries are allowed.
3. Deadline for entries will be tomorrow at 2PM (server time)
4. This is meant to be fun, so entries judged to be insulting in a mean-spirited or malicious manner will be disqualified.
5. I will be the only judge, and all rules are subject to my interpretation, and only my interpretation...

Game on!

Breaking All Restricted Zones Of Orneryness

Brown And Red Zebras On Oxygen

Buy A Returnable Zoo Of Orange

Bring A Round Zoologist Over October

Baboons Are Relieved, Zoos Offer Orangutans

Baby A Real Zoologist Orders Omelette

BARZOO!

Bad
Animals
Roar
Zest
Over
Oligarchy
!

Barzoo
Arzoo
Rzoo
Zoo
Oo
O
!

Baboons
Are
Really
Zesty
On
Ox meat
!

Beep
Argh
Rawr
Zip
Oh
Oh my gosh
!

Be right back
Away from computer
Return shortly
Zzzzomg (Th00p_Bee oh my gosh)
Oh
Oy my gosh
!

belligerent anthropoid requires zippy orange orange

barking apso randomly zooms off outside

brainless Americans rank zero ought ought

because a really zippy otter oogled (add this word to spell check or I start giving hugs out)

this is tough...an actual acronym is highly unlikely...

burping anchovies repeatedly zips Otto on


on a side note, I'd like to see the spell checker at least have the ability to have words added by votes or something, just so it's not Jon's job exclusively to add them.

Blind Allergic Rascal Ogles Ostrich

did it have to be of your name?

Barzoo Amends Rules, Zero Objections Offered

barzoo
Bad Acronym rating zesty oober odor

best artery a Zoologist overcome owning

Barzoo Always Rules Zoos Of Outlandishness

Barzoo Always Remembers Zillions Of Old-songs

Beer And Rum... Zzzzz... Ornery! Obstinate!

Beer Attacks Regular Zeros Outside Office!

Beer Attracts Regular Zeros Offensively Often

bon apotheosis rancid zesty old odyssey

Barzoo Achieves Remarkable, Zen-like, Opulent Outstandingness.

(All good acronyms are recursive. *smile*)

Boldest Allergic Reaction to Zesty Ornate Omelettes (sp?)

Barzoo Accidently Roosts, Zoo Officials Observe

Barzoo Accidently Reads Zodiac, Orders Omelet

Bombs At Ready, Zeppelins Ordered Overseas

Bears, Antelopes, Raccoons, Zebras, Otters, Orangutans

Barzoae are really zesty or outstanding.

Bang and Royalty's zebra opts out.

Bombs and Rockets Zoom Over Oman

Bart and Roonie Zigzag over online.

:-) Send to Mitt if I win =D

Bite a Red Zeebra or Ostrich =P

Bringing Atomicly Reacting Zyzzyvas On Order

Zyzzyva: Any of various tropical American weevils of the genus Zyzzyva, often destructive to plants.

Brightly Artistic and Readable Zirconium Offends Ordinance

Barking At Rusted Zipguns Of Order

Barzoo Accidently Roasted Zoo Owners in Oven

Blazingly
Authentic
Righteously
Zany
Our
Own

Barzoo

Bows Are Really Zippy Once OverForged

(reference to my x28 in cb1)

Bitterns Aping Rooks, Zoo Offers Overtime

(thats rubbish )

With a nod to the head to Freed:

Bows Are Really Zero Overpowered OK?

Bark Axes Really Zone Out Ouch.

Weird acronym, ain't it?

Being A Righteous Zealot Often Offends

Ooh good one G...

Big Arrows Really Zero Out Opposition

Beef And Rice Zone Of Overeating

Bast always refers Zoglog overseeing ops.

Baby, A Real Zombie Operates Overtime

Barzoos Anvil Ranted Zabulon to Overcome Ophthalmophobia zabulon=One of the twelve sons of Jacob and ancestor of the tribe of the same name Ophthalmophobia- Fear of being stared at.

bizarre albinism-causing radiation zaps ordinary octogenarians

build another random ziggurat over (the) obelisk

barbarous anatomical ritual zestfully obfuscates organisms

and for my last trick, BBAARRZZOOOO:

boorish beer-drinkers always act rudely: raving zanily, zigzagging over obstacles, often odiferously.

Beards Are Really Zany On Oarsmen

Brash Argonauts Raze Zones Of Occult

Big Ants Rend Zeniths Of Obelisks

Babylonians Attacked Regrettable Zanzibari Outcast's Oasis

Bears Are Really Zebras On Opium

Brains Are Really Zesty On Onionbread

Thanks, everyone, especially those of you who were very nice to me in your entries!!! :)

I thought I had my winner last night, but when I first logged on at 8am this morning, I thought I had a new winner amongst the flurry of overnight entries.

Then I checked one last time before going to lunch, and almost got busted for laughing out loud at the last entry ("What's so funny?" "Oh, I was just checking my e-mail..."):

Brains Are Really Zesty On Onionbread

BarzooMonkey (She-Wolves) 64.65.211.77 Johnnywas (The Clash) $150000 -- Brains!!!! 2:25 PM EDT

:D

Congrats Johnny! That's a good one - and it's true, too! Mmmm, brains :D

Wow! Last one through the door gets it!! Thank you BM. Almost goes without saying, but I'll say it anyway, I love your contests!

Thanks!

I get honorary mention for the best Z word...

who was your winner last night?

th00p, with his impressive "Z" word :)

All the ladies love an impressive 'Z' word.

rofl, my z is better zzzzzzomg = th00p's oh my god

barzoo i had the longest word ;(

Mmmmm Brains.

hey slashundhack r not not smart enough to make an acronym for Barzoo? well at least u nearly made one for B.M. but u got it backwards its not M.B. lol :P

I was commenting on the winner it was my favorite too.:-|> cool daddyo