A Little BarzooAcronym Contest (in Contests)

QBBarzooMonkey July 25 2006 1:55 PM EDT

This is a quick (24 hours) one, and the only prize is 150k.
Give me the best, funniest, most creative acronym you can come up with from:


Rules, there are always rules:
1. PG people!
2. Multiple entries are allowed.
3. Deadline for entries will be tomorrow at 2PM (server time)
4. This is meant to be fun, so entries judged to be insulting in a mean-spirited or malicious manner will be disqualified.
5. I will be the only judge, and all rules are subject to my interpretation, and only my interpretation...

Game on!

QBPit Spawn [Abyssal Specters] July 25 2006 2:03 PM EDT

Breaking All Restricted Zones Of Orneryness

QBJohnnywas July 25 2006 2:13 PM EDT

Brown And Red Zebras On Oxygen

Buy A Returnable Zoo Of Orange

Bring A Round Zoologist Over October

Baboons Are Relieved, Zoos Offer Orangutans

QBJohnnywas July 25 2006 2:30 PM EDT

Baby A Real Zoologist Orders Omelette

SBW July 25 2006 2:31 PM EDT




Ox meat

Oh my gosh

Be right back
Away from computer
Return shortly
Zzzzomg (Th00p_Bee oh my gosh)
Oy my gosh

AdminQBnovice [Cult of the Valaraukar] July 25 2006 2:31 PM EDT

belligerent anthropoid requires zippy orange orange

barking apso randomly zooms off outside

brainless Americans rank zero ought ought

because a really zippy otter oogled (add this word to spell check or I start giving hugs out)

this is tough...an actual acronym is highly unlikely...

burping anchovies repeatedly zips Otto on

on a side note, I'd like to see the spell checker at least have the ability to have words added by votes or something, just so it's not Jon's job exclusively to add them.

QBJohnnywas July 25 2006 2:34 PM EDT

Blind Allergic Rascal Ogles Ostrich

SuiteStuff [C and S Forgery Lmtd.] July 25 2006 2:37 PM EDT

did it have to be of your name?

QBJohnnywas July 25 2006 2:37 PM EDT

Barzoo Amends Rules, Zero Objections Offered

(MES)Naruto July 25 2006 2:58 PM EDT

Bad Acronym rating zesty oober odor

(MES)Naruto July 25 2006 3:04 PM EDT

best artery a Zoologist overcome owning

Maelstrom July 25 2006 3:13 PM EDT

Barzoo Always Rules Zoos Of Outlandishness

Barzoo Always Remembers Zillions Of Old-songs

Beer And Rum... Zzzzz... Ornery! Obstinate!

Beer Attacks Regular Zeros Outside Office!

Beer Attracts Regular Zeros Offensively Often

(MES)Naruto July 25 2006 3:14 PM EDT

bon apotheosis rancid zesty old odyssey

QBsutekh137 July 25 2006 3:26 PM EDT

Barzoo Achieves Remarkable, Zen-like, Opulent Outstandingness.

(All good acronyms are recursive. *smile*)

smallpau1 - Go Blues [Lower My Fees] July 25 2006 3:32 PM EDT

Boldest Allergic Reaction to Zesty Ornate Omelettes (sp?)

Maelstrom July 25 2006 3:32 PM EDT

Barzoo Accidently Roosts, Zoo Officials Observe

Barzoo Accidently Reads Zodiac, Orders Omelet

Bombs At Ready, Zeppelins Ordered Overseas

Bears, Antelopes, Raccoons, Zebras, Otters, Orangutans

[P]Mitt July 25 2006 3:38 PM EDT

Barzoae are really zesty or outstanding.

Bang and Royalty's zebra opts out.

Bombs and Rockets Zoom Over Oman

Bart and Roonie Zigzag over online.

:-) Send to Mitt if I win =D

TheEverblacksky July 25 2006 4:19 PM EDT

Bite a Red Zeebra or Ostrich =P

th00p July 25 2006 7:20 PM EDT

Bringing Atomicly Reacting Zyzzyvas On Order

Zyzzyva: Any of various tropical American weevils of the genus Zyzzyva, often destructive to plants.

SNK3R July 25 2006 9:36 PM EDT

Brightly Artistic and Readable Zirconium Offends Ordinance

Slashundhack [We Forge Our Own Stuff] July 25 2006 9:37 PM EDT

Barking At Rusted Zipguns Of Order

(MES)Naruto July 26 2006 1:02 AM EDT

Barzoo Accidently Roasted Zoo Owners in Oven

QBSefton [Black Cheetah Bazaar] July 26 2006 1:11 AM EDT



Phrede July 26 2006 2:58 AM EDT

Bows Are Really Zippy Once OverForged

(reference to my x28 in cb1)

Bitterns Aping Rooks, Zoo Offers Overtime

(thats rubbish )

QBJohnnywas July 26 2006 3:03 AM EDT

With a nod to the head to Freed:

Bows Are Really Zero Overpowered OK?

Gallatin [Thanoscopter And You] July 26 2006 3:08 AM EDT

Bark Axes Really Zone Out Ouch.

Weird acronym, ain't it?

AdminG Beee July 26 2006 4:04 AM EDT

Being A Righteous Zealot Often Offends

QBJohnnywas July 26 2006 4:16 AM EDT

Ooh good one G...

QBJohnnywas July 26 2006 5:03 AM EDT

Big Arrows Really Zero Out Opposition

Beef And Rice Zone Of Overeating

Zoglog[T] [big bucks] July 26 2006 6:10 AM EDT

Bast always refers Zoglog overseeing ops.

QBJohnnywas July 26 2006 6:49 AM EDT

Baby, A Real Zombie Operates Overtime

(MES)Naruto July 26 2006 10:29 AM EDT

Barzoos Anvil Ranted Zabulon to Overcome Ophthalmophobia zabulon=One of the twelve sons of Jacob and ancestor of the tribe of the same name Ophthalmophobia- Fear of being stared at.

Maelstrom July 26 2006 10:30 AM EDT

bizarre albinism-causing radiation zaps ordinary octogenarians

build another random ziggurat over (the) obelisk

barbarous anatomical ritual zestfully obfuscates organisms

and for my last trick, BBAARRZZOOOO:

boorish beer-drinkers always act rudely: raving zanily, zigzagging over obstacles, often odiferously.

Mem July 26 2006 10:39 AM EDT

Beards Are Really Zany On Oarsmen

Brash Argonauts Raze Zones Of Occult

Big Ants Rend Zeniths Of Obelisks

Babylonians Attacked Regrettable Zanzibari Outcast's Oasis

QBJohnnywas July 26 2006 10:50 AM EDT

Bears Are Really Zebras On Opium

Brains Are Really Zesty On Onionbread

QBBarzooMonkey July 26 2006 2:32 PM EDT

Thanks, everyone, especially those of you who were very nice to me in your entries!!! :)

I thought I had my winner last night, but when I first logged on at 8am this morning, I thought I had a new winner amongst the flurry of overnight entries.

Then I checked one last time before going to lunch, and almost got busted for laughing out loud at the last entry ("What's so funny?" "Oh, I was just checking my e-mail..."):

Brains Are Really Zesty On Onionbread

BarzooMonkey (She-Wolves) Johnnywas (The Clash) $150000 -- Brains!!!! 2:25 PM EDT


Maelstrom July 26 2006 2:43 PM EDT

Congrats Johnny! That's a good one - and it's true, too! Mmmm, brains :D

QBJohnnywas July 26 2006 2:47 PM EDT

Wow! Last one through the door gets it!! Thank you BM. Almost goes without saying, but I'll say it anyway, I love your contests!


th00p July 26 2006 6:45 PM EDT

I get honorary mention for the best Z word...

SBW July 26 2006 7:12 PM EDT

who was your winner last night?

QBBarzooMonkey July 26 2006 7:15 PM EDT

th00p, with his impressive "Z" word :)

QBJohnnywas July 26 2006 7:17 PM EDT

All the ladies love an impressive 'Z' word.

SBW July 26 2006 7:17 PM EDT

rofl, my z is better zzzzzzomg = th00p's oh my god

(MES)Naruto July 27 2006 12:36 AM EDT

barzoo i had the longest word ;(

Slashundhack [We Forge Our Own Stuff] July 27 2006 2:23 AM EDT

Mmmmm Brains.

(MES)Naruto July 27 2006 3:07 AM EDT

hey slashundhack r not not smart enough to make an acronym for Barzoo? well at least u nearly made one for B.M. but u got it backwards its not M.B. lol :P

Slashundhack [We Forge Our Own Stuff] July 27 2006 12:12 PM EDT

I was commenting on the winner it was my favorite too.:-|> cool daddyo
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