Describe CB in a short paragraph, Win a prize! (in Contests)

Yeah, pretty much the whole idea of the contest.

Based on this thread. The contest winner (winners for good submissions) will get featured on multiple social networking sites. So make it good/funny/witty/descriptive/brief/concise. We are gunna use this to make CB popular, so make it good.

I think the judges of this should either be Jonathan only, or all the QB's or the admins, or whatever, but I don't want to be the only one judging this one, thats for sure!

Since I want this to happen, I'm going to throw some money into it: 500k is the prize so far. I would appreciate it if certain rich people donated some of their funds to the contest winner as well. :)

Do I get multiple swings at it?, if not that is cool, but if so, here is salvo #1. I am a windbag and have no clue if this is too long, but I could easily shorten it.

Carnage Blender is an unique multi-user online role playing game. What it lacks in graphical flash is more than made up for by the robust and every changing environment and community. What makes it unique? How about scheduled changes that have drastic effect on game play, many times a year. How about bonuses to new players to level the playing field, so even the newest player has a fighting chance at the top spot. How about an ultimate rock, paper, scissors approach meaning there is multiple paths to the top 10 and multiple strategies to get you there. If you are tired of games that are static and unchanging, tired of games that are constantly resetting, tired of games that give entrenched players a massive advantage over new players, tired of easy path strategies and no-brainer strategic decisions, Carnage Blender is the game for you. On top of all of that you get an active and vocal community, willing to help you, but not waiting to baby you. You get diverse functionality that allows to fight, forge, or even choose commerce as you method of play. If you plan to give Carnage Blender 10 minutes or less, do not bother, but if you will give Carnage Blender a chance, and spend some time exploring it, you will find why it is addicting to a married person with three kids as it is to the kids themselves.

Sorry there are some obvious typos in there, that still get passed the spell check. I forgot a "you" towards the end, and used "every" instead of "ever", etc.

Thanks sefton, but that is much too long. Look at the summary listed on one of these articles, and you'll get an idea how long it should be.

Carnage Blender: a free* text-based strategy RPG with an active, intelligent community of players, a strong in-game economy, and with regular changes and improvements to gameplay. Develop your own team of minions, choose skills and spells, fight to the top, and save up game money to buy rare equipment. Make new friends, trade items with them, and kill them!

Well then I would go with,

Carnage Blender is an unique multi-user online role playing game. What it lacks in graphical flash is more than made up for by the robust and ever changing environment and community. If you plan to give Carnage Blender 10 minutes or less, do not bother, but if you will give Carnage Blender a chance, and spend some time exploring it, you will find why it is addicting to a married person with three kids as it is to the kids themselves.

But I will work on another tact with less words and more concepts, assuming multiple attempts are OK :)

I personally think you have to "deal" with the non graphic objections up front. I also feel getting someone to try it for 10 minutes and then quit is worse than not getting here at all, so I feel strongly those two concepts should be represented.

Carnage Blender is a free online chat-based strategy RPG based on medieval fighting characters, called minions, almost like chess. This game is kid-friendly, with PG rules being enforced at all times in both chat and forums, but also is more than capable of holding the interest of adults. It has an active, friendly, trusting, and strong community that is willing to give advice and help to any new player. Not only this, but it doesn't require a large amount of time - a player can easily compete by getting on once every three hours for a short period of time. No more kids staying in front of the computer for hours upon end! The community is friendly, the gameplay encourages thought, and there's even a bonus to help any new players catch up to the current veterans! This game is highly recommended for anyone and everyone.



Not only that, but word-famous cyber-celebrity OddBird plays this game. Allow your children to meet and speak with their role model via the CB chat, without the lines or crowds!

Carnage Blender. A free browser based combat strategy game. Build your teams and equip them with a variety of deadly weapons and powerful spells. Battle against opponents from around the world. Take some time to relax in our friendly chat rooms or get involved in the forums. And then when you're done making friends get back to the job in hand: KILL KILL KILL!

Come and join in the Carnage.

Have you ever wanted to find a game, that was perfect in every way? It's been said many times throughout the years, but this is that game. Carnageblender is the kind of game you smile while you play. A game that makes you think everyday that you are happy you found it. It has a community that most other games can scarcely dream of. This is the game for you, and if you pass it up, you will always regret it.... oh... and it's free!

Salvo #2

Carnage Blender is an unique, free, non-graphical browser-based MORPG. It features chess-like strategy with customizable "minions" based upon spells, skills, and weapons in a free-for-all battle arena, with a constantly changing environment, and robust community. The more time you spend exploring it, the more you will see this is the best non-graphical MORPG on the internet today.

I like it Sefton, but referring to chess may stop alot of people. Mainly because chess= geek is SO many minds. Just my opinion though.

You make a good point!

I am a geek though, and an elder geek at that ;)

lol thats a good thing in my mind. But not so much in the minds of others. you just chugging these entries out aren't you lol? Any hope I had of winning gone now hehe.

Salvo #3 - slight variation on #2 to account for GW's excellent observation

Carnage Blender is an unique, free, non-graphical browser based MORPG. It features complex strategy with simple interfaces using customizable "minions" based upon spells, skills, and weapons in a free for all battle arena, with a constantly changing environment, and robust community. The more time you spend exploring it, the more you will see this is the best non-graphical MORPG on the internet today.

Its a good game where you can get rid of any excess money you have. You kill other people and get points and special money which you can use to get better and buy things to help you kill more people.

Salvo #4

Carnage Blender: Free, non-graphical, browser-based, MORPG, complex strategy, easy to use interface, Free, customize minions, spells, skills, weapons, battle arena fighting hundreds of times a day, constantly changing environment, robust, helpful community, Free, addictive, new player bonuses, multiple paths to games Top 10 list, Free, PG rule enforcement, forge your gear, sell your gear, and if you didn't realize it is Free!

You said Free more than once.....(I like free)

With a nod to Blazing Saddles.

Carnage Blender is an amazing chat and forums community designed to accomodate anyone from children to adults, with a game built in to keep you occupied. Need a friend? Join CB!

to descripe cb2; i only need 3 words for it: fun for all

Come one ,come all and enjoy a multi-player free for all.Yes it's a chat friendly community of cerebral but blood thirsty fight freaks.Come for the carnage stay for the friends.

The best pvp fighting game ever. Kill people, earn money, kill more people...all without loading screens, or $3000 dollar computers.

Its one of those text games that you dont have to download anything for where you pretend to be an elf or troll and put enemys in fake comas. Its rules those 'other' text games. Sign up now and get a free fake cash bonus!

Come one, come all, it's a multi-player Free For All.Yes it's a P.G.chat friendly community of cerebral but blood thirsty fight freaks. Come for the text based carnage stay for the helpful blend of friends.(I don't know how to underline free .)(it's close if someone can improve go ahead.)

Carnage blender is a great online text based RPG. A lot of you may be off set by it being text but don't run and hide yet. Carnage Blender has a great community and is easy to grasp .... even if you don't find it easy to grasp one of the many mentors Carnage Blender has would be glad to help you , even non mentors will help. Most of the people in the community of CB would help anyone at any time. Plus CB is a free game and is great for anyone that can read. If you enjoy a great game and having people with great and amusing personalities then CB is the place for you to talk and have fun playing a great game and learning things ... that ..... well you need to know unless you're on a game show like jeopordy, but still it is a great free game for all to enjoy.

Carnage Blender, is a free, web-based, "turn based", no dowload game. RPG based. The game offers a wide oray of features, which allow you to customize you character(s). CB offers a great community of players. The perfect game to take up that spare "I have nothing to do time". Also Carnage Blender is constantly changing for the better, new features, new spells or weapons/armor. The one game left, that NEVER gets boring. Infact, it changes for the better, once a month. Come test us out, and you'll see what all the hype is about.

Carnage Blender 2, Meet some of the intelligent, friendly people and then kill them. No bots, all human opponents in an ever updating game. Can you adapt, or will you be blended?

Slam, mash, bash,slash and hack they all apply.It's not just a pie in the sky.Come and see a true fighting game.Where the point is to maim.And the hour long bagpipe tutorial is a small price to pay to be one amidst the mighty.C.B. rules!! (Oops sorry my barrel of monkeys got loose again.)

Fight your way to the top in a non stop text based stratergy game. Only the famous grow big but eventually the small will grow and challenge them all . If you like to chat or not theres room in this eternally evolving game for all. Fighting and Forging or just playing the Market its all to be done. 'Swords and Hammers' or 'Mages and Meteors' we are all equal on the battlefield. Only the clever and resourceful survive!


(hopefully thats all true or im going to get annoyed with this game lol, and excuse the spelling mistakes)

Carnage Blender 2, a text based strategy game where you will meet intelligent, friendly people and then kill them. No bots, all human opponents in an ever updating game. Can you adapt, or will you be blended?

There i think that sounds a little better.

Carnage Blender is the ultimate combat game. Fight your way to the top, forge mighty weapons and make your name well-known throughout the lands. Best of all, it's a FREE browser-based RPG that requires no downloads. So what are you waiting for, join the carnage!

Among this peaceful gathering called the "net" there exists a scourge ,a slap in the face of all that's right.You probably haven't heard of it , as it goes by the name of Carnage Blender ,and it must be stopped .This is another instance of the poisoning of the minds of our young ,the impressionable,the aged.It's the text based blend of community, fighting strategy ,economics and other subtle things that grab these unwary minds. And this is all done in the name of FUN.Protect your selves people keep a wary eye out on your families they will be the better for it!

Carnage Blender is the kind of site where you can battle against other members and strengthen your character and minions on one hand, have fun shopping for equipment on the other, and have odd random conversations about the zombies that live in your basement on that weird third hand your brother super-glued to the back of your head.

I am not rich, I'm not powerful, but I feel that after 4 or so years of entertainment from CB1 to CB2 and everything, I should donate some money because this game and community has meant more to me than any other game before. So here's 150k for the contest!

Mitt (Mitt) 64.81.70.137 QBVerifex (Hot Pants) $150000 -- For Contest Prize! 12:09 PM EDT

I'm stealing the last line, but I thinks it's too good a tag not to use...

"Eiji dislimbed Sefton with sunkmanitu tanka [165690] Eiji draws strength from his weapon!"
Sound intriguing? It's from a play by play in Carnage Blender, a free, turn-based, strategy driven multi-player online role-playing game. Carnage Blender requires no downloads, as it is text-based and graphics-light. It features a constantly evolving game environment, customizable characters and strategies and best of all, a monitored, PG chat and forum community of the some of the friendliest, most helpful and intriguing gamers on the web!
Carnage Blender: Meet interesting new people, and kill them!

Ok, this contest will be over Wednesday at 8pm PST.

Just for reference, the current prize for this contest is 1.75 mil!

Get on it people!

Since this contest requires mass appeal, I'm going to leave the winner up to the "poll" results to work their magic. Yes, thats right, poll results.

Good luck everyone

Because I'm retarded, I forgot one cruicial detail.

The top 6 entries of all submitted will go to a vote, the top 6 entries will be determined by a select group of people chosen by me, at the last moment. So, please submit more entries people. There are only 33 replies to this one so far.

Carnage Blender is a free to play text based, head to head combat stategy game. there is an limited turns per hour/day with a accumulated turns cap. You can create multiple Characters (they are really more like teams). When your character The skills/spells cost experiance (gained by defeating opponents) and how you choose the skills/spells is your strategy. Buying items (swords, axes, maces, shields, armors, bows, crossbows, slings, ammunition) both allows certain combat advantages, renting for CB$(a fast way to gain CB$), and resale for profit (after improvements (either automaticly by the blacksmith or manually at the forge) ) resulting in an economic stategy (though you gain more by combat). There are clans that band character teams together for larger combat/economic rewards. If you Pay real monnies you gain advantages over the nonpaying masses (vorpal blade, runes, ect...) and your logon name will never be deleted.

Not to be a jerk or anything, but you guys are submitting descriptions that are much too long. Emphasis on "Short" paragraphs in this contest people. Funny doesn't hurt either. :)

chat, community, free, browser based, MORPG, no downloads, weapons, spells, skills, death, mayhem, destruction, resurrection.....CARNAGE BLENDER

Except no substitute

LOL try to be fast and cute and then use the wrong word, real cute, that is Accept no substitute

a Free game with strategic elements, combat, economics, character development and social networking..

Feeling Dislimbed? Dismembered? Decapitated? Destroyed? You've probably been visiting Carnage Blender. Free combat strategy game.

Carnage Blender. How many words for killing do you need?

A Morgul Hammer 2.5 million dollars. An Elven Long Bow 3 million dollars. 400 mage seeking arrows 20 thousand dollars.

The look on your opponents face as you tear him limb from limb? Priceless.

Carnage Blender, the combat strategy game that likes to say KILL!

Carnage Blender 2, a free text based strategy game where you will meet intelligent, friendly people, and then kill them. No bots, all human opponents in an ever updating game. Can you adapt, or will you be blended?


Final Draft :8^)

Hard day at work? Blow off some steam by eviscerating, killing, or decapitating your enemies! Carnage Blender: A non-bloody and non-deadly way to accomplish your dirty work.

CB is a great game to play, very addictive, great communit, but also very hectic with new things. It's never going to be perfect, but it's as close to a perfect game as it can get.

Carnage Blender: Enjoy the rapid changes in a rapid-paced strategy game, shifting like a chameleon in order to stay on top! Between the frenzies of manslaughter, enjoy contests on the message boards, upgrade your massive weapons, and get prepared for another round of annihilating your human opponents!

Carnage Blender: The only online deathmatch where the community is more exciting than the game itself.

Meet new people, have fun chatting, trade items, laugh, and then kill them. There are so many things you can do in Carnage Blender. Create your own unique character, utilizing the biggest and baddest of the weapons you can trade with other players or buy in the shop. Strap up your warrior or your mage, or even both, with the best armor, enchanted to give you an edge over the dog eat dog worl of Carnage Blender. It's not all violence and ego stroking either. After slaughtering your daily toll, you can relax with our free chat. it's all real time, and reaches all around the world. There are people here you will never forget, no matter how many times you murder their character, you'll both come out laughing. As your character grows towards the top, you will grow closer to the people you come to respect and look up to. The first game I ever played on the internet, and by far the best I've ever come across. Join today, and maybe we can chat sometime.

Dog, 100$...
Work, 500$...
Girlfriend ,a dinner and some flowers
Carnage Blender's buddies...PRICELESS

Carnage Blender:
Chat, Post, or Do Something RedWolf Doesn't Know How To Do

Contest ending today. Any last stragglers?

Carnage Blender is a place where you can fight against real people in real time. Upgrade weapons, armor, skills and spells. Discuss your choices in the forums or in-game chat. Make game money and sell it for real world cash. So go on. Join. Fight. Now.

Contest Closed! I will get in touch with some people about getting the best choices together into the best 6 and we will vote.

Even though it's to late:


Carnageblender: Sign on, Chat, Click Fight, Use the forums, Seem easy? Try it, It's harder than you think.

:)

If any Admins would ablige, I need assistance with this! G_Bee, SNK anyone, please? :)