75K To CB's Most Creative (in Contests)


aBrAcAdABrA August 11 2006 1:11 AM EDT

For me, soda is great, I love it; I really do. But it's not the sugar, flavor, caffeine, or even the simple habit that keeps me coming back for more! I have a syndrome, I'm not sure what to call it, but it's bad and I can't quite shed it! I love to drink soda fresh, when it's at its deadly, carbonated fullest, when it makes your eyes water; you just swish it around your mouth until it goes numb. I'm addicted, for sure, to the feeling of burning flesh that I get when I drink the stuff. So, in the spirit of carbonation, I'm holding a contest, and offering 75K to the most creative CB'er who can name this syndrome, this addiction to carbonation. If it has already been named, well good, but I want another one, and I'm definitely too lazy to google right now. :D

1) The name should be relevant to the symptoms of the syndrome.

2) The name should be humorous.

3) The name should be creative.

4) The name should be intriguing and interesting, when people hear it they should immediately think, "Oo! I want to know more!".

Overall, it should be obvious that your name for the syndrome is the best. You don't have to follow the above four exactly, trail from the guidelines if you will. :)

I will judge, and decide the winner if possible, if not I will call upon the community to decide. :) Good luck!

Stephen August 11 2006 1:54 AM EDT

Carbonastimulosis

QBJohnnywas August 11 2006 2:28 AM EDT

CokaLoco

QBsutekh137 August 11 2006 2:48 AM EDT

Fizzalicious
CombustaBubble
COTooDeadly
ExplosaFizz
HissaFizzy

That's all I have.

QBJohnnywas August 11 2006 2:53 AM EDT

carbonic plague
spriteulikus
Pepsis Likealotta

QBJohnnywas August 11 2006 2:54 AM EDT

Just as an aside: if you are a victim of this syndrome you describe, do you pay a visit to Dr Pepper?

Slashundhack [We Forge Our Own Stuff] August 11 2006 3:34 AM EDT

......(4).Flash Carboniferis Exstasy How the heck am I going to get this past the spell checker.Boy if it doesn't work this time I give up. One more try hopefully bumping around the checker is permissible this time.

QBJohnnywas August 11 2006 4:44 AM EDT

Be prepared, I tend to do several hundred entries to these type of things. Maybe I should think of a name for that particular condition, the need to enter hundreds of contest threads where word play or writing is involved....

Anyway:

Hissing Fit

fizztula bimucola


Fizzification

And this one is a real condition:

'TABefaction
A wasting away; a gradual losing of flesh by disease. '

stoner14 August 11 2006 9:23 AM EDT

psuedoglutosodiosis

QBBarzooMonkey August 11 2006 11:20 AM EDT

You poor dear, you suffer from FDAS.

Fizz Deficiency Addiction Syndrome

But don't worry, there will be a boo-boo head medicine to be prescribed for it soon:

Cocapepsinehidewfaygo beta B3, more widely known by its trade name of "Fizdlin".

QBOddBird August 11 2006 11:36 AM EDT

I can understand that, though my reason is that I've developed an addiction to soda and get huge migraines when I go too long without it.


Tylebittrecarbosis
Flavacarobonaburnyswishanumtaburnonic Carbeculum Sodiasis.
The 'CODE RED' carboddiction. (Code Red is my very favorite soda.)

That's all I've got for now, but I'm sure I'll come up with something later.

The Pope [Serenity In Chaos] August 11 2006 12:55 PM EDT

CarBURNation Bubble Masocism Syndrom

Godpanda August 11 2006 1:03 PM EDT

The fizzy wizzle cola lizzles

rofl

Black Thunder August 11 2006 1:04 PM EDT

Cokaholic

Slashundhack [We Forge Our Own Stuff] August 12 2006 3:43 PM EDT

Popalisious burnitus could be the next big thing.Jumping frogs can't the spell thing be shut off or maybe adjusted with hammers??

Slashundhack [We Forge Our Own Stuff] August 12 2006 4:29 PM EDT

<nospellcheck>Simple syrup carbonization <freakmeitous>

Slashundhack [We Forge Our Own Stuff] August 12 2006 4:56 PM EDT

Direct carbon dioxide migration to the brain syndrome.

Slashundhack [We Forge Our Own Stuff] August 12 2006 6:46 PM EDT

Likeadaburnitus

Slashundhack [We Forge Our Own Stuff] August 15 2006 8:24 PM EDT

Riding the burn

stevebat August 16 2006 12:34 PM EDT

coca colasite pepsimatic overcoked

Slashundhack [We Forge Our Own Stuff] August 18 2006 4:24 AM EDT

Atomic fizzle burn........Membrane carbonation sear .......bite back syndrome.....Carbon Flensing.

chuck1234 August 18 2006 5:09 AM EDT

Pestis Colata Fizzicuz

gfrog07 [Forge Frog Services] August 18 2006 9:42 AM EDT

sizzleingcarbonites

carbonfasheitous

Slashundhack [We Forge Our Own Stuff] August 18 2006 10:35 PM EDT

20 mule team throat stripper.........Burn of the just......Just burns.

I finally see August 18 2006 11:20 PM EDT

Stage 2-Advanced-carb-throat-slex-acid-triknosis-itis-atitis.

Slashundhack [We Forge Our Own Stuff] August 19 2006 3:12 AM EDT

Tickled by the soda gods..........Cold carbonation backlash

Slashundhack [We Forge Our Own Stuff] August 26 2006 12:03 AM EDT

Pleasure burnitous...........Pleasure fizz...........A Fizz smiley face.

Slashundhack [We Forge Our Own Stuff] August 27 2006 2:38 PM EDT

Jeez this ever going end ? One last one,Pop slap.

th00p August 27 2006 5:32 PM EDT

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