T-Shirt Personalization Contest! (in Contests)

I have to get a T-shirt for school for $10. But for an additional $4, I can get something printed on the back. I could just go and put my last name like everybody else, but that is too cliche ;-) So I'm holding this contest to see what crazy ideas people have.

Some things I have already been thinking of are:

• Some binary (01001101)
• Some fictitious/fantasy name (Incadareu, Aotrieq, etc.)
• Some CB chat command that nobody will understand ( /kick tscm )

Prize will be $50,000 CB2D to the one I like the most, $100,000 CB2D if I actually order it on my shirt :-P Contest will most likely end Thursday night; if i need the order form in sooner I will obviously have to end the contest sooner.

So lets hear what ideas you've got :-)

Public Edgukashun

" --/ack kill

Who's next"

"Montystyle."

And if you didn't know, the one I posted first is the message you get when you /kill somebody. Just thought I'd make sure it was clarified. ;)

" I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose "

just to clarify, feel free to build off my ideas. e.g. give me binary that actually means something, or some other weird names, and i know there's lots of possibilities with chat commands :-)

A variety of fun quotes:

"Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet." ~Dave Barry

"I believe everybody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all citizens should have their weapons of choice. However, I also believe that only I should have the ammunition. Because frankly, I wouldn't trust the rest of the goobers with anything more dangerous than string." ~Scott Adams (Assuming you may use the *entire* back of the shirt)

"Non-violence is the policy of the vegetable kingdom." ~H.G. Wells

"Violence is as American as cherry pie." ~H. Rap Brown


This, just because if you put this on the back of your shirt, you would be the man forever:

<JaggedFel311> hey james, how big is yours?

My other shirt has holes in it............My other shirt smells like cheese...........My other shirt has DNA evidence on it..........My other shirt washed a Mercedes...........My computer is watching you........Past crimes forgiven.........Past lives anyone?........Vampires suck.........My arm pit hair is braided..........RED WOLF SUPER STAR......I tuck........It wasn't me ........Trouble is following me.......This shirt clashes with my underwear.........Made from recycled socks........So a red wolf walks into a school.......stab marks optional........I think in binary whats your number?........The alien manifesto.

"Red Wolf" in binary

01010010 01100101 01100100 00100000 01010111 01101111 01101100 01100110

"I hate winning"
"Inigo Montoya" - from The Princess Bride
"Lollercoaster" - what it is

Lolly pop lolly pop oh lolly lolly pop.......Peanut butter the perfect food.(Stainless steel rat)......Purple nerple......Planning mayhem......Kiss me I need cheering up.......Your ad here......Royal pain......Hairy toes the debate continues.......Normal teens next on Jerry springer.......(things you never hear......).......Ask me about my atom bomb.......Ask me about my shorts.......Plan 9 from outer space the series.(if possible the scream painting under that).......My ram is bigger than yours.......Sars free since Tuesday........My bulbos don't know anything about the plague.......Explosive gasious humors....Darn my socks........Who the heck thought of putting hop flowers in beer..........Black belt in sneezing.

"Et tu, Dufus?"

"I read at a sophomore level"

"Plays rough with other kids"

"SPECIAL"

"Buffering. Please wait."

"Drum Roll Please"

"Books Is Good"

"Plays well with others. Easily distracted."

"I LOL!"

" .... "

Attacker Defender Winner Rounds Date
Maiba Fight Add > Neil Neil 12 August 21 2006 3:29 PM EDT

When you have elliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, MUST BE THE TRUTH.

Wise words are never wasted.

Cogito Ergo Sum

Come to think of it, there already are a million monkeys on a million typewriters...and Usenet is NOTHING like Shakespeare

Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty

And for some reason, on a school shirt, I like this:

Who dares to teach must never cease to learn.
---John Colton Dana
(might want to include the author of quote to keep audacity factor low) ;)

QB
QBRedwolf

Oh and one from my personal collection:

No Worries, its too soon
No Regrets, its too late

I'm pretty sure these things can't be that long.

click here
loading...
cereal killer
serial killer
Role Model

and if it fits... i suport publik edjicashun

This is my tattoo of (whatever one you want) level (Whatever level you want)

/who carnage
/who new players
PM to: Frodbot
Trivia time!

Great entries, but Flamey's right, this is going on the back of a T-shirt so most of those quotes and longer entries will not fit. I don't know the character limit for sure, but I would guess its about 10-12 characters.

Now that that's out of the way, let's keep 'em coming :-)

"This phrase cost me 50k cb2"

"/who Soup Ream"

or the ever popular...

"Chappy was here"

Vampiric aura..........Bam I just shot Emeral.........Bedazzled shorts.....Trouble follows.......C.B.2 WOOT!......tap maniac.......Parting out for cash........Built by Aliens......Bart pimpson.......Sorrows parting......Socks optional.

Sefton Rules
Bast Taught Me To Spel
Gentlemen Never Lose
Johnnywas Is
Ranger Rocks
Angel Of Death
Angle Of Deaf
Angel Of Def
etc etc etc

(>0.0)> R3D <(0.0<)

DramaLlama

<||[Red]||[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>

It's supposed to look like a sword :p

Looks more like a mace!........To C.B. or Not C.B. ..........Vampires blood fountian.

If you want to know who you have to compete with, here are my favorite entries so far (in no particular order):

"Lollercoaster" (Verifex)
"Your Ad Here" (Slashundhack)
"Et Tu, Dufus?" (Bast)
"Cogito, Ergo Sum" (Sefton)
"Click Here" (Flamey)
"Loading..." (Flamey
"This phrase cost me 50k cb2" (chappy)
"<java> </java>" (SNK3R)

Here's a few I came up with that I might use:

"/kick tscm"
"Teh"
"w00t"
"CAPSLOCK ON"
"Ctrl+Alt+Del"
"<"ltr"=rid odb>"

Here's a few of the top of my google:

• One tequila two tequila three tequila floor.

• Rehab Is for Quitters.

• You're just jealous that the voices talk to me and not you.

• Don't go away mad, just go away.

• I want to see assassin bunnies.

• I'm not anti social, society is anti me.

• This cost me $4 to print.

This is your brain on bits........Ummm syrup........Ummm brains.....Gates ate my penguin.......Spitoon Teck. .......Pants optional......Worn keys......Better battered......Unadjusted bears right.....Fine adjustments needed..)

Please Open Other End.

Evil Red Puppy

It's wacky time.

"There's nothing worse than aggressive stupidity."

Contents: 1 Student

Contents: 1 Red Wolf

If you want to protest "Bring Back CB1"

Shake contents........Acting normal.........Bunches when worn upside down.......I have shrimp in my pockets......Path uncertain......Bladderwort.......Contents subject to change.

I win

Oh, that is what I would put btw...Its not just a statement LOL

k1ck /\/\3

I can roundhouse kick Chuck Norris

or just

Chuck Norris


having that on the back of your shirt will get the respect of everyone

If at first you don't succeed, Alt + F5 works wonders

There are 10 types of people, those who know binary and those who don't

</shirt>

I like those last two but lets see.........../Slasher/?.........nose hair optional........My pretty pony...He he he ..........Troll bait........User name........Nerf shirt.........Have you hugged your toilet today......Al gratan.......I've studied love me today......Driver has no change......Will drink blood for food........pixel sage........Future porn star.

I'm Naked
Mr. Popular
Skool Is Kool
Clean Shirt
Happy Place
Girl Goes Here
Retired
Banned
DCM pwnz
Guardian Angel
Check Out My Magic Missile
Use Protection
Use Protection With Your Magic Missile
Teachers Pet

you could always put this
Freed is a Mess

Barzoo is slow........Patty cake..........platitudes needed.......champion clogger..........Future Past Due........Harpy fletching......Fletching while you wait........Bowyer to the stars........Slap happy.

I really hope this will fit on your T-shirt red.
Anuther Brilyant Minde Diztroyed Bi Tha Publik Edjukashun Sistem

sorry if i'm wrong.

but the letters are about 1 inch high (2.5 cm) and about 1/2 inch wide (1.25cm).

and all along the top at the back. so RW is right it fits maybe 12 letters at most.

Incorrigible
NW $20,631,422 (insert whatever number you like :P)
c-enter c-enter
down-enter down-enter

Baste Bast........Rap sucks........Don't Hit......ToE Owner......I hate bait........GIF didn't work. Bet the spaces count to!

Do you like my BoNE?

"MWAHAHAAA!!!"

"/me carps you."

Morgul Hammer

Monkey Magic

Baiter.................Comes with beanie.......Beano equipped........C.I.APE........Top hat cat......Trophy shirt.....Yawny rules.......Peace works..)

Conan The Librarian

100% Trollskin

Like my HoE? _get taken up I'm sure
/kill st00pid _works on different levels ;)
/kick em--> _gender neutral knock off of I'm with stupid
Leeroy Jinkins _they be screaming you name! not cb related so sorry
wth is a pwnd? _or sub in n00b
get nerfed _doubt they'll have dart guns atm
PM=====>
Or anyone of my one liners ;) Heaumehead, Nolti, Defresher
Gun Bot spams.
Former Camper/Scammer/Spammer/Forger/Troll/Beggar/Lackey
/op cm
/join me!
/join debate _hehe what's your major? ;)
48! is 4ever!
What is BA? _or any other amount of letters we use, whatis works well too
/ignore Lump Bot
Tank<S F B M
El Cid/Spid
I Hate Dwarfs!
And the best one of all...
carnageblender.com _we need ads!
Sadly I forgot the one line I wanted on a shirt weeks ago. Yes I forget things at times!

2006 CB T-Shirt
My other shirt is a CB T-Shirt

I'd suggest:

Double Cotton Mail

But I'm guessing that's probably too long. So:

</3 (broken-hearted, for the text-challenged)
MULTI
31337
!#@?
LOL or ROFL
!PG
;-)
RIP FOD (don't know if you've been around long enough to get this one)

Although I didn't choose any of you're entries, (i'm going with <"ltr"=rid odb>) I have decided upon a winner. It was tough, as there were so many great entries, but I finally decided on...(drumroll)...

...SNK3R! He didn't enter in the thread, his entry was via chat a few days ago. <java> </java> made me chuckle.

Also, I'll just hand out 10k to Verifex for introducing me to the lollercoaster.

Let me know what chars to send money to, please.

I personally always enjoyed printing up the DeCSS source code on t-shirts. That, and the binary form of "Take my wife, please!" as shown in the classic episode of Reboot, "Enzo's Birthday".