I decided to repost this on its own, because I think it got lost amongst the entries, especially since I posted it just before Tuesday's shut-down...
Well, voting is complete, and here are your winners:
1st place went to:
BMWheatIey, August 1 2006 11:51 PM EDT
1T W4S 4 D4RK 4|\|D 570RMY |\| |GHT ...
2nd place went to:
Stephen, August 1 2006 9:13 PM EDT
Ranger pushed back his chair like a bouncer pushing away drunks...
I'm confident that G_Beee will deliver prizes as soon as he sees this.
3rd place goes to:
Angelus Of Death, August 1 2006 6:39 PM EDT
She was an attractive bottle blonde...
BarzooMonkey of Death (Penultimate Days) 69.161.87.38 Angelus Of Death (Earl Of Happy) $250000 -- 3rd Place! 11:02 PM EDT
And Judge's Choice also went to Angelus of Death, for
Bast surveyed the battlefield and sighed, her double D Admantium Brassiere (rumoured in some parts to carry the inscription 42) reduced to barely pg tatters by a single vorpal blade, for she had just learned that Jonathan had finally implemented a duel-wielding skill, and Johnnywas grinned as he approached her with two vorpal blades and a prayer that their effects stacked like his opponent.
It made me laugh. I can close my eyes and picture it, in black and white, with dramatic film noir lighting... :P
BarzooMonkey of Death (Penultimate Days) 69.161.87.38 Angelus Of Death (Earl Of Happy) Double D Admantium Brassiere ($20181) -- Judge's Choice11:03 PM EDT
Thank you contestants, thank you judges, thank you voters, and an extra big special round of applause to Admin Extraordinaire G_Beee!!!