I'm bored, and Dice Wars isn't doing it for me anymore :P
Somebody tell me a story. It doesn't matter what it's about, or how long or short it is, as long as it's PG and not intentionally malicious.
250k each to the best funny story, and the best dramatic (not funny) story, and I will be the sole judge, and you have only 24 hours to enter (5:15PM server time tomorrow).
Bonus: Some RL stuff has had me really down lately, so if the winning funny story actually makes me laugh out loud, I'll double the funny prize to 500k.
Game on!