Amulet of Might 41 86 52.3%
Black Market Voting Guide, As
Voted On By You!
These are the votes for last week. Now the
table is clear. Vote again, everybody! |
| Elven Boots
||7 votes (Henk Bres, BBQ, The Death Company, chappy, DrAcO5676, edyit, th00p)
|Mithril Chain Mail
||1 vote (Flamey)
|Pair of Alatar's Gloves
||2 votes (Leodagraunce, Speckix)
| Pair of
|| 1 vote (velvetpickle (returns) (who can't vote three times))
|Amulet of AC
|| 5 votes (Kong Ming, Karmic Mishap, IndependenZ, Bast, Ranger)
| Amulet of
||9 votes (Zach, 41 BM votes)
|'Any of the Big 5 weapons'
|| 2 votes (AvoidCXT, Miandrital)
| 0 votes
Amulet of Might 46 86 46.5%
October 17 2006 4:51 PM EDT
I hereby place one vote for the item that is spelled out within the following paragraph, wherein each letter is identified using two % signs.
On the first day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years."
The cow said, "That's a kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty years and I'll give back the other forty."
And God agre*e*d.
On the second day, God created the dog. God said, "Sit al*l* day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will gi*v*e you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give back the other t*e*n."
So God agreed (sigh).
On the third day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do mo*n*key tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty year life span." Monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?"
And God agreed again.
On the fourth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy, enjoy. I'll give you twenty years."
Man said, "What? Only twenty years? No way man. Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty cow gave *b*ack, and the ten d*o*g gave back and the ten monkey gave back. That makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God. "You've g*o*t a deal."
So that is why for the first *t*wenty years we eat, sleep, play, enjoy, and do nothing; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain our grandchildren; and for the last ten years we *s*it in front of the house and bark at everybody.
Looking at Mian's first sentence, I can tell he doesn't really want to vote this week. Encoding your vote may be one way to relieve your boredom, but it's also a pretty good way to make sure I don't count it when I make the table. Just a heads up.
>.< i voted for EBs before the votes were counted but will vote for aoM if i get the chance (and will try not to be so eager next time XD)
Liked the joke to!
Put me down for a Blade of Thuringwethil, I guess.
October 18 2006 1:24 AM EDT
Mian wants EB.
I'll get my vote in later, i don't need anything anymore!
October 18 2006 12:13 PM EDT
(I vote AGs)
Amulet of Might 72 86 16.3%
Getting close! Make sure to get your vote in here before time runs out!
October 23 2006 11:45 AM EDT
Come on, people. This AoM you have been frothing at the mouth for has been sitting in auctions for some time now and only one person has bid on the thing.
That's because it'll be five days before it ends. That's how auctions work. Interested parties bid more near the end, not the beginning.
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