What exactly is the Jigorokano supposed to be? (in General)


ResistanZ November 22 2006 12:14 AM EST

I know in the wiki it says he's the founder of modern Judo, but what exactly would a Jigorokano supposed to be? Is it supposed to be a clone of that guy? When I see "Jigorokano Familiar" I get a picture in my head of Ifrit from Final Fantasy,

but instead of him using fire, I imagine him running around and mauling people. What do you think the Jig is/looks like?

muon [The Winds Of Fate] November 22 2006 12:39 AM EST

I always envision Hideo from Neuromancer...

QBOddBird November 22 2006 12:43 AM EST




This is what my Jiggy looks like.

AdminQBnovice [Cult of the Valaraukar] November 22 2006 12:58 AM EST

Monk in a box...you turn a crank and out pops a safron robbed Monk with an attitude!

Ankh-Weasel [Non-ASCII Characters] November 22 2006 4:09 AM EST

NINJA!

IndependenZ November 22 2006 4:47 AM EST

539630763l3od

This is what my Jig looks like.

ResistanZ November 22 2006 6:37 AM EST

IndependenZ, you're a genius! But even though over the years (actually less than 4 months) I've told my fair share of Chuck Norris jokes, I think Chuck Norris is humbled by Keanu Reeves!

astirling November 22 2006 10:11 AM EST

But...


Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

ResistanZ November 22 2006 12:31 PM EST

Keanu Reeves can stop bullets with his mind. And it's possible to slam a revolving door if you think about it. Just bend the axle in the middle so the door isn't perfectly in the center and it'll hit the edge and therefore be slammed. :\

Brakke Bres [Ow man] November 22 2006 2:59 PM EST

Bah this settles it

What is the Matrix?
Chuck Norris

ResistanZ November 22 2006 4:04 PM EST

One on one fight, Keanu Reeves would trash Chuck Norris.

Brakke Bres [Ow man] November 22 2006 4:27 PM EST

Chuck Norris
Round house kick nuff said

IndependenZ November 22 2006 5:27 PM EST

Confucius say: "Butcher who back into meat grinder, get a little behind in his orders."

ResistanZ November 22 2006 5:33 PM EST

So your Jig is Confucious? :o

IndependenZ November 22 2006 5:47 PM EST

Nah, I just said Keanu Reeves should watch out for Chuck Norris. And for Kenny McCormick as well. I don't believe any of this needs an explanation ;)

AdminQBnovice [Cult of the Valaraukar] November 22 2006 5:53 PM EST

I want to see the Keanu and Chuck sqaure off where it counts, in the worst action movie acting!

smallpau1 - Go Blues [Lower My Fees] November 22 2006 6:56 PM EST

lol, this is THE Jigorokano:



lol, i could just see this guy fighting my battles for me, =P

ResistanZ November 22 2006 7:14 PM EST

So when we summon Jigorokano, we're summoning an old man in a suit to help us fight? Well, that explains a lot about the JF.

Adminedyit November 22 2006 7:30 PM EST

that "old man" would mop the floor with just about all of us.

AdminQBnovice [Cult of the Valaraukar] November 22 2006 7:33 PM EST

you'd find yourself upside down and inside out before you got your sword out buddy

ResistanZ November 22 2006 8:56 PM EST

I don't think modern Judo incorporates swords. But maybe I'm wrong.

Miandrital November 22 2006 9:01 PM EST



Mr. Kano mopping the floor with some poor soul.

ResistanZ November 22 2006 9:04 PM EST

The guy didn't have enough points in UC or DX. Dumb nub. He should have upgraded his DBs.

astirling November 23 2006 1:25 AM EST

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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