I need Momma Bast!!! (in Off-topic)
February 5 2007 10:36 PM EST
"<thrakAsh> I guess it is time to have Bast sit down with Lukey and tell him where babies come from."
Bast? ummm..... So....
Wow I didn't think what were once jokes are now forum posts.. hmm. Listen to Lochnivar.. you're in over your head or something.
February 5 2007 10:40 PM EST
sheesh, I leave for a few months, and now we're full of serious mcgee's here??
February 5 2007 10:42 PM EST
preheat the oven to 350 degrees.
Cut off a finger (they usually grow back)
Mix said finger into a cake.
Set every dollar you will ever make in your entire life on fire. (Not necessary, tho it will save time.)
Put the cake in the oven, bake it, then have your wife/gf/random woman you only met once, eat it.
about 9 months later, she'll be going to the bathroom, and drop your new son/daughter in the toilet.
Any more questions?
February 5 2007 10:43 PM EST
I thought you had to get a rib removed?
February 5 2007 10:43 PM EST
ooooo!!! so I flush a fish in a toilet?
February 5 2007 11:44 PM EST
flush = abortion
February 6 2007 6:58 AM EST
It makes perfect sense now!!!!
So.. you put the lime in the coke you nut?
If all you've got to work with is a fish and a lime, I think it's too early for the discussion, dear.
February 6 2007 7:30 AM EST
So Bast turns you down, eh?
Never fear, young grasshopper. I will take you on as my student...I will teach you the art...of LOVE.
And once you can woo like the flower to the bee, Bast will teach you about babies.
QBOvid thinks it's all in the dance. Don't listen to him, Lukey.
The flower is just using the bee, Oddbird. I think you need more "art" instruction.
Actually, after years of watching a very talented mate of mine,*It is all in the dance*...
Women are irrisitably drawn like moths to flames whenever he starts dancing.
Shame I'm not allowed anywhere near a dance floor, it's just too embarrising.
February 6 2007 8:32 AM EST
I find that half a dozen large vodka and tonics generally do the trick. And failing that chloroform.
February 6 2007 9:13 AM EST
Just to clarify (:P) the vodka and tonics and chloroform are best taken by yourself, before you get on that dance floor. You will be a much better dancer when completely relaxed....
Sure Johnny, we believe that's what you ment! ;)
I always thought you just bought babies at the Babies R Us store...
February 6 2007 4:37 PM EST
Poor Mrs. Monkey! 0=)
Bast, it *is* all in the dance...
February 7 2007 1:02 AM EST
i don't think it is all about the dance, last time i danced i accidentally punched someone in the head. She didnt think it was nice.
February 7 2007 1:04 AM EST
For the record, you don't even have to dance well... Leaning, rocking, and snapping your fingers 'wit it' seems to work well too.
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