so the OddBird wants to get married, but he cant afford it (in Off-topic)

What I propose is a fund to help the Birdman purchase marital rings, and he can be on his way to happiness and babies. =P Donate money (USD) to Birdman, and it will add up and he can afford his ring. So lets give something back to Birdman, who has gave so much to the CB community!

he didn't say he wanted to get married...

Yeah he did, I just asked him and he said he would, but can't afford the ring.

<OddBird> no, I am too poor for the ring she likes to begin with xD
<OddBird> she's not getting a ring for a long while

we must make that while shorter haha, donate now

<Raveshaw> hey birdman, have you thought about proposing yet?
<The_[naked]_Hatchetman> "oh, what? so you think I'm ugly, huh?!?!"
<LODD2> oh!
Slayer7 left the room.
<OddBird> no, I am too poor for the ring she likes to begin with xD
<OddBird> she's not getting a ring for a long while



Not *exactly* what I said. She was just having me shop around and look at engagement rings and was showing me what ring she wants - but I am too poor for that ring and she's not getting one for a long while. ~_^

But if you wanna put together a fund for me to purchase said ring, I'd do it and save it for later.


One last side note - who said I need to have a ring to be on my way to happiness? (note - I'm not after a baby anytime soon.)



I really appreciate the thoughtfulness and generosity though, and the proposition! You are a sweety Raveshaw! *bootydances all over you*

lmbo! *wipes off the bootydance* well, she was showing you the rings for a reason. she wants to get married! a girl doesn't show her boyfriend engagement rings for nothing!

"lmbo! *wipes off the bootydance* well, she was showing you the rings for a reason. she wants to get married! a girl doesn't show her boyfriend engagement rings for nothing!"

Woman advice coming from the guy who asked in chat last night:

"What can I do to make my girlfriend more sexually attracted to me?"

Shotgun Wedding - Rod Stewart

People were standing, all around
At a shot gun wedding, here in this town
And I'm a victim oh yea
Of a shotgun wedding
Cause your fathers got a gun
And there ain't no place to run
Shotgun wedding and oh listen to me

Well I got to find a job
You, me, baby makes three
Shotgun, shotgun, shotgun, wedding oh yea
Cause your fathers got a gun
And there ain't no place to run
Shotgun wedding
And all I could hear that day was
Do you take this woman
To be your lawful wedded wife
My my my my shotgun, shotgun, shotgun, shotgun wedding
I looked around
I looked around
And all I could see was a shotgun wedding....listen

But I tried to run from town
But her mother tracked me down
She said before I meet my maker,
Some mans gonna make an honest woman of my daughter
So it might as well be you
Oh daddy may be poor
But he owns a forty forty
Shotgun wedding
And oh I'm walking up the aisle right now

Here comes the bride singing
Shotgun, shotgun, shotgun, shotgun, shotgun.....yea yeaaaa
I could of run away oh no I could be living high
Nobody could stop me now oh shotgun, shotgun
Just give me one more chance
Let me hear that bass boys that bass boys
Breaking my heart
Breaking my heart
Breaking my heart........

Not that I'm a violent person, but whoever came up with that "two months' salary" advertising slogan needs a good beating.

whats the two months salary beating?