UFC Spoiler Thread UFC 68 (in Off-topic)


GO PATS March 4 2007 12:48 AM EST

My favorite fighter Randy Couture, just came out of retirement and fought for the Heavyweight Championship of the UFC... He is 43 years old, 6'2", weighs 223 lbs... he just fought Tim Sylvia 6'8", 283 lbs... He crushed Tim Sylvia... he punched him in the head alot... he took him down every time he tried... one of the best performances he's ever given... 25 minutes of domination... Insane... One punch laid Tim out and Randy had the fight from there... pounded him bad... Go Randy! 5 Time UFC Champion.

GO PATS March 4 2007 1:19 AM EST

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If'n you aint the grandaddy of all liars! The little critters of
nature... They don't know that they're ugly! That's very funny, a
fly marrying a bumblebee! I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't
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InebriatedArsonist March 4 2007 8:09 AM EST

Hughes and Franklin won their bouts, too. Looks like the fan favorites had a great night.
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