Photoshop Jonathan, Win $1,000,000. Who could want more? :) (in Contests)

SNK3R April 2 2007 1:53 PM EDT

This is a Photoshop contest. Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to take the following image of Jonathan (see below) and do whatever you wish to it (keep it within the PG boundaries of the game, duh). Make him the captain of a sailboat, put him on an island in Fiji, or even make him a green Teletubby. The ideas are endless. You may enter as many times as you wish, however, your entry must include Jonathan's lovely mug somewhere. :)

Of course, since we want to see some good entries, the rewards are as follows: first place will receive $1,000,000 cash, second place $500,000 cash, and third place $250,000 cash. Winners will be determined by select judges and will be announced in this thread when I get enough time to scout for them. Don't forget to have some fun! The end date of this contest will also be announced when judges are announced, but I plan to have this going for a while so people have some free time to do some fun things.

Any and all donations are welcome to help promote this exciting endeavor. Please send them to SNK3R Admin.

Donators (in order of first appearance): Here is the picture you will use [it is intentionally large so you can have more flexibility with your images] to modify by any means possible and/or add to an already-existing picture, or for you to think of something original:

DiabloSpawn April 2 2007 1:59 PM EDT

DiabloSpawn April 2 2007 2:14 PM EDT


deifeln April 2 2007 2:29 PM EDT

Someone should rasterbate this pic and post a picture of it. Perhaps hanging from an overpass or large building....

Slashundhack [We Forge Our Own Stuff] April 2 2007 3:33 PM EDT

It's Jonderthal

AdminNightStrike April 2 2007 5:02 PM EDT

Diablo -- you left off John Travolta in your celebrity selections :)

DiabloSpawn April 2 2007 5:09 PM EDT

lol, you're right!

BootyGod April 2 2007 5:36 PM EDT

Their teeth are identical...

[RX3]Cotillion April 2 2007 7:47 PM EDT

Baby Jon in Jon-O-Rama is kinda scary...I'd probably run very fast if I saw him.

Silatt April 2 2007 8:51 PM EDT

Talion April 2 2007 9:34 PM EDT

Jon, an evil genius? Oh yeah!

Here is proof...

Is anyone really surprised?

Nerevas April 3 2007 10:54 PM EDT

Mrs Doubtfire!

Slashundhack [We Forge Our Own Stuff] April 4 2007 3:44 AM EDT

OK second try.....

[G_Beee edit: sorted one of your numerous attempts to post the image and deleted the others]

Flamey April 4 2007 4:46 AM EDT

try this, this should work

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I'm pretty sure it's that.

Oh and nice pictures so far everyone, good work

Talion April 4 2007 9:27 AM EDT

Pet0sh April 4 2007 9:57 AM EDT

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Unappreciated Misnomer April 4 2007 2:33 PM EDT

i want in, when is the cut off for submissions

IndependenZ April 4 2007 5:39 PM EDT

"Mr. Corleone never asks a second favor once he's refused the first, understood? "

AdminLamuness April 4 2007 10:39 PM EDT

Behold! Our dark sith lord, Darth Ellis!!

QBOddBird April 4 2007 10:52 PM EDT

Though the Hulk knew Dr. Frankenstein had done his best after the horrendous tractor accident, he still felt nonetheless that his modeling days would soon come to an end.

QBOddBird April 4 2007 11:16 PM EDT

Poor Superboy seems a little freaked out by his flying companion.

Also, this lovely rendition of the Statue of Jonocracy.

Slashundhack [We Forge Our Own Stuff] April 5 2007 3:57 PM EDT

Please work.....Image Hosted by

th00p April 5 2007 4:05 PM EDT

*th00p gags

Pet0sh April 5 2007 9:32 PM EDT

Kind of a bad moment to take a picture
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AdminQBnovice [Cult of the Valaraukar] April 5 2007 10:23 PM EDT

not worth a mil, but hey, Jon is the King...

QBBarzooMonkey April 5 2007 10:44 PM EDT

Now, ya'll know I had to do this one:

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Then, there came:

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Stay tuned, there's more!


muon [The Winds Of Fate] April 6 2007 12:01 AM EDT

barzoo, that was sheer genius. Make your time, you have no chance to survive...

QBBarzooMonkey April 6 2007 5:35 AM EDT

Ssstupid, fat blenderssessss! They ruins it, they does!

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QBBarzooMonkey April 6 2007 10:42 AM EDT

"The Immortal Captain Jon Sparrow." It has such a lovely ring to it...

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AdminQBnovice [Cult of the Valaraukar] April 6 2007 10:44 AM EDT

Where is Pixel? BM needs some competition!

SNK3R April 8 2007 9:43 PM EDT

The deadline for entries will be in 7 days. That means for those who haven't had any time to do so (you know who you are), you still have a bit of time to find in your day to make something happen.

Judges will still be announced at a later date.

A round of applause to DiabloSpawn, RedEcksThree, and thrakmoto for donating a generated total of $129,872. Donations are still welcome. (See initial post.)

MissingNo April 9 2007 12:20 AM EDT

Definitely the most phun I've had on Photoshop.

Popsicle Man Supreme April 9 2007 1:34 AM EDT

mmm sexy

Slashundhack [We Forge Our Own Stuff] April 10 2007 1:33 AM EDT

Hey does this count ? Image Hosted by

SNK3R April 10 2007 4:57 PM EDT

We have 3 judges: thrakmoto, QBBast, and G Beee.

Two more donors have been identified: This brings the total donation pile up to $290,228. This money will be split evenly amongst the first ($1M), second ($500K), and third ($250K) prizes.

Donations are still welcome as are entries. Remember the deadline will be sometime on Sunday, April 15th, 2007.

TheWyldeOne April 10 2007 6:18 PM EDT

i hope this works. first we have Robot Jon!!!! then we have "Robot" Jonathan Powers

Pet0sh April 11 2007 12:17 AM EDT

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Very Nice!

Slashundhack [We Forge Our Own Stuff] April 11 2007 5:06 PM EDT

Hey Opvines this what you were going for ? Image Hosted by

Slashundhack [We Forge Our Own Stuff] April 14 2007 6:10 AM EDT

Jon Durante' Image Hosted by A cha cha cha chaaa!

smallpau1 - Go Blues [Lower My Fees] April 14 2007 7:59 AM EDT

Jonsus, Ruler of all CB!

Slashundhack [We Forge Our Own Stuff] April 14 2007 12:43 PM EDT

Jon modeled for a while here's the proof ! Image Hosted by

smallpau1 - Go Blues [Lower My Fees] April 14 2007 4:43 PM EDT

SNK3R April 14 2007 4:58 PM EDT

As a reminder, entries are allowed for roughly 24 more hours.

Slashundhack [We Forge Our Own Stuff] April 14 2007 8:05 PM EDT

Why didn't they just ask me fiirst??But I have proof ! Here Image Hosted by

Pet0sh April 15 2007 12:57 AM EDT

smallpau, did you actually submit that to worth1000?

Zaekyr April 15 2007 3:02 AM EDT

How about our own version of CB money: Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

AdminQBVerifex [Serenity In Chaos] April 15 2007 4:34 AM EDT

I got bored, started playing with the image editor, and just cranked out this bizarre homage to CB using Jon's Face:

AdminQBVerifex [Serenity In Chaos] April 15 2007 5:13 AM EDT

And of course Jonathan Travolta:

Xiaz on Hiatus April 15 2007 7:14 AM EDT

Face of Jon


Sir Leon [Soup Ream] April 15 2007 10:16 AM EDT

These guys put alot of effort into this.


Sir Leon [t] (Odysseus) SNK3R [t] (SNK3R Admin) $500000 -- Donation 10:15 AM EDT

Good Luck to all!

SNK3R April 15 2007 1:32 PM EDT

Thanks for the generous donation. :)

smallpau1 - Go Blues [Lower My Fees] April 15 2007 3:20 PM EDT

pet0sh, no, lol, just forgot to say i got the original picture from there. =X But i got it somewhere on worth1000

SNK3R April 15 2007 10:10 PM EDT

The time where entries will no longer be allowed will be 4 hours from this post. So, for those that are mathematically challenged, this is 11:10 PST, or 2:10 AM EDT/Server.

PearsonTritonRaveshaw April 16 2007 1:24 AM EDT

lol! i saw Zaekyr's coin of jon, and i was thinking.... it should have "In Jon we trust" written somewhere on there. i think that would be pretty dang funny =P

Zaekyr April 16 2007 5:26 PM EDT

The only problem with that is that it implies GOD and gods are not usually pictured on coinage, leaders are.So that is what I went with.

King Jonathan

SNK3R April 19 2007 1:32 PM EDT

There are a total of 35 valid entries. The judges will now convene and decide a first, second, and third place winner.

DiabloSpawn April 19 2007 2:59 PM EDT

Cool :D Good luck to all :)

SNK3R April 20 2007 8:39 PM EDT

Just waiting on results from one last judge. Once I receive them, I'll get to tallying up scoreboard and send out prizes accordingly.

Thanks for your patience!

Klinik April 24 2007 2:00 AM EDT

Xiaz, is that a Dr. Who reference?
One of the best television remakes in recent history, IMO. Good job!

If I had more free time I would have loved to join this contest. I'm pretty snappy with Photoshop. Lots of great entries.

Xiaz on Hiatus April 24 2007 7:00 AM EDT

Sure is a Doctor Who reference ;)

Face of Boe - being of considerable influence in galactic circles. Sound familiar?

Pet0sh April 30 2007 7:41 PM EDT

...So do we have results?

[RX3]Cotillion April 30 2007 7:46 PM EDT
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