Mr. Lewis is sad... (in Contests)

Poor Mr. Lewis. All of the namings on his items are running out! All the other NPM's have lots of named items!

Help Mr. Lewis name his items:

An Amulet of AC
A Trollskin Armor
A Pair of Tulkas' Gauntlets
An Elven Cloak
A Set of Chain Mail Leggings (thanks for the pants, PM!)
Ulfang Helm (4 months left)
Gou Nian Kuai Le (that's "Happy Year Of the Dog, everybody!" in Chinese) Mage Shield - 28 days left)
His-tzu (AxBow - 9days left)

If I pick an individual item name of yours, you get 250K.
If I pick 2 names you've posted, you get an item naming.
If you give me a theme I like, and I use all 8 of your names, you win a set of 2 item namings and 500k.

I am the sole judge, and the deadline is next Friday (the 13th!) at noon server time.

Here is a little bit about Mr. Lewis, for inspiration:

Mr. Lewis is a huge Silverback Gorilla. He is so big, he fires his full-sized crossbow like a pistol. He is Cap'n Mojo's first mate, and of course, he is a pirate. He tends to dress like a "dandy" - billowy shirts, velvet jackets, shiny boots. He likes purple. He always talks in the first person. Miss JuJu is a little-bitty Rhesus Monkey, and tends to spend most of her time riding on Mr. Lewis' left shoulder, and he refers to her as "Mr. Lewis' bodyguard". Whereas Cap'n Mojo is the brains of the group, Mr. Lewis tends to be the voice of reason. Their ship is called "SeaNinja".

Game on!!!

:)

MonkeyFister (for axbow)

Mists (TSA, get it? Gorillas of the mists? Ha-Ha?)

A Plank of Wood = AoAC.

Purple Satiny Leg Warmers = CML

Ocean Spray = EC

Jolly Roger = MgS

Scarred Knuckles = TG

And the helm... Polly


That's all I got.

An Amulet of AC -- Lewis' Family Heirloom
A Trollskin Armor -- Fine Silkworm-Spun Shirt
A Pair of Tulkas' Gauntlets -- Leather Bowman's Gloves
An Elven Cloak -- A Velvety Cloak Billowing in the Wind
A Set of Chain Mail Leggings -- Posh Purple Pants
Ulfang Helm -- Black Cavalier With a White Feather
Gou Nian Kuai Le -- A Scarlet Bullfighter's Taunting Cape
His-tzu -- Got a couple choices here.

Gae Bulg, or "Lightning Spear"
Caladbolg, or "Hard Lightning"
Etschmiadzin lance: The lance believed to have pierced Christ's side, now stored in the Vatican.
वज्र : Means "Thunderbolt" in the Devanāgarī script.
A Gilded Genoese Crossbow
An Dương Vương's Magical Crossbow

for any of the items: Bundle O' Bananas

An Amulet of AC - Cursed Aztec Gold Coin
A Trollskin Armor - Rum Stained Fightin' Garb
A Pair of TG's - Vicious Hook o' Destruction
An Elven Cloak - Shawl of the Infamous BlackBeard
CML - Polished Black Wooden Pegleg
Ulfang Helm - Gold-Trimmed Pirate Hat
Mage Shield - Death Barrier
AxBow - Ninja Killer

Amulet of AC	Plaid Clip-On Bow Tie
Troll Skin Armor	Coffee Stained Shirt
Pair of Tulkas' Gauntlets	Handy Pocket Protector
Elven Cloak	Tacky Yellow Jacket
Set Chain Mail Leggings	Brown Slip-On Shoes
Helm of Ecthelion	Thick Rimmed Glasses
Mage Shield	Dreaded Detention Slip
Assassin's Crossbow	Pop Quiz of Doom

Vestax, we're describing Mr. Lewis not Jr. Barzoo!

An Amulet of AC - A couple beer tabs
A Trollskin Armor - An overcooked hot pocket
A Pair of Tulkas' Gauntlets - A Pair of Dirty Glittens (glittens are mittens + gloves with removable fingers)
An Elven Cloak -
A Set of Chain Mail Leggings (thanks for the pants, PM!) - patched up khakis
Ulfang Helm (4 months left) - A Off White Beanie
Gou Nian Kuai Le (that's "Happy Year Of the Dog, everybody!" in Chinese) Mage Shield - 28 days left) - A Rusty Garbage-Can Lid
His-tzu (AxBow - 9days left) - A Paper Football

AoAC - Distracting Shiny Coin
TsA - Skinned Gorilla Poacher Husk
TGs - Cannonfisted Bombers
EC - Flea Repellent
CMLs - Miniature Purple Pirate Booties
Helm - Fury hiding Steel Pot
MgS - Evil Parrot Warder
AxBow- Handcannon of the SeaNinja

I hope at least half of that stuff can fit, being the nooblar that I am, I couldn't find the item naming page. I'm gonna be mad if it doesn't!!! and now, Im going to type a lot of useless stuff just to pass the bot check. I wonder if this would be enough, maybe this? hmmm... that? -.-

RedEcks, use the HTML mode's <nospellcheck> tag next time. =)

An Elven Cloak - The Lovely Miss JuJu's Perch
A Trollskin Armor - A Luxurious ManSkin Coat
A Trollskin Armor - A Silvery Buttoned Shirt
Mage Shield - Fancifully Decorated Reflective Shield
Ulfang Helm - An Embroidered Eyepatch
A Set of Chain Mail Leggings - Steady SeaNinja Boots

Why not try the easy way out?

Item names:

Mr. Lewis's Amulet of AC
Mr. Lewis's Trollskin Armor
Mr. Lewis's Pair of Tulkas' Gauntlets
Mr. Lewis's Elven Cloak
Mr. Lewis's Chain Mail Leggings
Mr. Lewis's Helm of Ecthelion
Mr. Lewis's Mage Shield
Mr. Lewis's Assassin Crossbow

That makes sense... no?

AoAC - A Purple SeaNinja Emblem
TSA - A Mildly Homosexual Velvet Jacket
TG - Gold Knuckles of Teeth Extraction
EC - Miss JuJu's Incontinence Nappy
CML - Hulk's hand-me-down pants - it's leather!
HoE - A Transparent Eye-Patch of Depth Perception
AxBow - A Powerful Throwing Arm
Ammo - Steaming Pile of Faeces

oh wait - the MgS - A Thick hide, and thick skull to boot

I had no inspiration whatsoever. So I just went with the first monkey-related theme that came into my head.

Amulet of AC = Banana Hoard Force Field
Trollskin Armor = Bluster's Broken Barrel
Pair of Tulkas' Gauntlets = Swanky's Shiny Ring
Elven Cloak = Donkey's Tie
Set of Chain Mail Leggings = Funky's Funky Sandals
Helm of Ecthelion = Diddy's Fancy Red Cap
Mage Shield = Blue Extra Life Balloon
Assassin's Crossbow = Donkey Kong (Country) Cartridge Shooter
Ammo = Donkey Kong (Country) Cartridges
Future Weapon = Cranky's Walking Stick

(I'm hoping all these names will fit... >.>)

Helm - Eye Patch or Tricorn

MgS - SwashBuckler or Voodoo Reflector

Axbow - Plank Shooter or Blunderbluss or X Marks the Spot or Cannons

AoAC - Skull Pendant or Aztec Gold Medallion or Hanging Pirate Pendant

TG's - Steersman Gloves or Crooked Hooks

EC - Buccaneer's or Deadman's or SeaDog's Coat/Cloak

CML's - Wooden Peg or Pirate Booty

TSA - Treasure Chest or Mr Lewis's Wooden Chest

AoAC = Pirate's Parrot (right shoulder, of course ;-)
TSA = White Jaboted Shirt with Ruffled Cuffs
TG = Brass Knuckles
EC = Red Sash
CML = Black Pantaloons
Ulfang Helm = Purple Bandanna
Mage Shield = Voodoo Charm
AxBow = Rusted Musket

An Amulet of AC - Good Luck Charm
A Trollskin Armor - Matted Fur
A Pair of TG's - Fists of Fury
An Elven Cloak - Grog Apron
CML - Shin Guards
Ulfang Helm - Chrome Dome
Mage Shield - DDeflector
AxBow - Flintlock Pistol

How about?

AoAC-- Coin o' Gold

TSA-- White Silk Shirt of Sail

TG-- Silverback Fist Protectors

EC-- Purple Velvet Jacket

CML-- Shiny Black Boots

Ulfang Helm-- Gold Hoop Ear Ring

Gou Nian Kuai Le-- Miss JuJu

His-Tzu-- Poo Flinger

Ammo-- Shyte for Flinger

AoAC-Rune of the SeaNinja
Trollskin Armor-Velvety Jacket of Ulrich
Tulkas Gauntlets- Mukhan's Spiked Gloves of Dread
Elven Cloak-Moon Tzus Cloak of the Dragons
CML-Pirate Booties of Ulfang
Ulfang Helm- The Mask of the Ancients
Gou Nian Kuai Le- Gong Xi Zhu Nian
His-Tzu- Wrath of the Sea Pirate

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Wow, umm, HOW did that get past spellcheck? *cries*

A.O.A.C......Monkey magic necklace...
T.A......Uncle Louie's sweater vest....
E.C.......Bib of faster eating..............
T.G's.....Bam Bam Gloves.................
C.M.L's....Jingle shorts.....................
Helm.......Plunder doss....................
Mage shield..Dinner plate with handle..
Axbow.....Dart Spitter.......................

An Amulet of AC - The Strength Of Baloo
A Trollskin Armor - Baloo's Hairy Chest
A Pair of Tulkas' Gauntlets - Claws Of Sheere Khan
An Elven Cloak - The Wisdom Of Bagheera
A Set of Chain Mail Leggings - The Speed of Bagheera
Ulfang Helm (4 months left) - King Louie's Crown
Mage Shield - 28 days left) - The Red Flower
His-tzu (AxBow - 9days left) - The Eyes Of Kaa

EL bumpo grande.

I have to extend this to next week sometime for personal RL reasons. I'll get to it as soon as I can, your patience will be greatly appreciated.

Okay. I have to go walk the dogs now, but later this evening I'll start to actually review this, with results coming tomorrow sometime. If you want to throw in a last minute suggestion or 2 between now and about 8 this evening (server time), I'll consider them.

Thanks in advance to everyone who entered!

:)

Darn!! I had forgotten about this thread, and I'll be at work for the next 10 or 11 hours!

An Amulet of AC - The Power Of Popsicle
A Trollskin Armor - Novice Bounces Back
A Pair of Tulkas' Gauntlets - Fists of Sefton
An Elven Cloak - The Boa Of Bast
A Set of Chain Mail Leggings - Oddbird's Booty Dance Pants
Ulfang Helm (4 months left) - Sutekh's Royal Crown
Mage Shield - 28 days left) - The Nerf Of Jonathan
His-tzu (AxBow - 9days left) - The Smile of GL

A Flock of Seagulls.

An Amulet of AC - The Power Of Greyskully A Trollskin Armor - Tinfoil wrapped umpires vest A Pair of Tulkas' Gauntlets - Fingers unlimited An Elven Cloak - The Bib of Gigantor A Set of Chain Mail Leggings - Pantaloons of the funky monkey Ulfang Helm (4 months left) - Parrot poop deflection device Mage Shield - 28 days left) - Magic celery dish His-tzu (AxBow - 9days left) - Splinter spitter

Okay, I have pretty much decided on names. I've awarded prizes regardless if I use the name exactly as presented, or only as an inspiration for a variation. The names listed are the variations I plan to use:

An Amulet of AC - th00p "A Cursed Aztec Gold Coin"
QBBarzooMonkey (Ninja Pirate Monkeys) 69.160.22.253 th00p (th00pie) $250000 -- Mr Lewis sez thanks! 12:03 AM EDT

A Pair of Tulkas' Gauntlets - Me! "The Mark of The Bear"

An Elven Cloak - Zaekyr - "A Purple Velvet Frock Coat"
QBBarzooMonkey (Ninja Pirate Monkeys) 69.160.22.253 Zaekyr (Zaekyr) $250000 -- Mr. Lewis sez thanks 12:06 AM EDT

A Set of Chain Mail Leggings - Me! "Black Satin Breeches"

Ulfang Helm (HoE) - Oddbird - "A Black Cavalier with A Red Feather"
QBBarzooMonkey (Ninja Pirate Monkeys) 69.160.22.253 QBOddBird (Bridgeburners) $250000 -- Mr. Lewis sez thanks 12:04 AM EDT

A Trollskin Armor - muon - "A white jaboted shirt with ruffled cuffs"

His-tzu (AxBow) - Mikel - "A Flintlock Blunderbuss"

Gou Nian Kuai Le (MgS) - I'm splitting this between Mikel and Muon. Mikel had "Voodoo Reflector", and muon followed immediately with "Voodoo Charm". I like "Voodoo Charm".
QBBarzooMonkey (Ninja Pirate Monkeys) 69.160.22.253 Mikel (King of Pain) $500000 -- Mr. Lewis sez thanks 12:09 AM EDT
QBBarzooMonkey (Ninja Pirate Monkeys) 69.160.22.253 muon (Black Rose) $500000 -- Mr. Lewis sez thanks 12:11 AM EDT

Thanks everybody! :)

Thanks BM! =D

Man how could you pass on Jingle shorts ?? You are going to be sorry come next Christmas .

You rock Barzoo!

Thanks BM.

Thanks Barzoo!