In CB1, this wasn't Russia. (in Off-topic)

Yesterday, Slayer and I were joking around in PM about a letter he wrote to his congressman. Guess where that went? We brought the comrade stuff out into chat. Hailing each other as comrade and praising Mother Russia. With this a series of knock knock jokes have been coming to mind.

This is how we started off in pm and will be an example for what is expected.
"In Soviet Russia, the gun controls you."
Then began a rush of "In CB1" one liners in my head, some of which I'll share now.
"In CB1, the store camped you."
"In CB1, Todd was the advantage."
"In CB1, Changemonth was a month."
"In CB1, supporter items bought you for $6."
"In CB1, Monty loaned to you."

All don't have to look like that. Can change the structure to make use of the material or make what you want to say funnier. Here's some inspiration. Should have wrote down the good ones so you'll have to read through what I came up with at the last minute.
In CB1, there were no twos.
In CB1, tourneys were the NUB.
In CB2, the tattoo wears you and you'll never be maxed.
In CB1, Bast was illiterate.
In CB2, 3m is a mage team.
In CB1, carping was too violent.
In CB1, an ELS was 10 mil, seriously.
In CB1, Sling of David meant death.
In CB2, rescale is a forum facelift.
In CB1, /kill was the warning.
In CB1, BA was the currency.
In CB1, there were no flames, no one panicked, and Jon did requests.
In CB2, we panicked when Jon actually did requests and starting flaming each other.
In CB1, 48! was the answer to everything in the galaxy.
In CB1, Chuck Norris got roundhoused.

There are more to share, but I'd like our comrades to share their giggles with the proletariat. Don't have to be from CB1 to make get in on the gag, but it helps to know your history. Lot of play with this clay so have at it.

All hail comrade Gun!

hehe cool post :)

Hail comrade Slaayar.

Hopefully the first 4 are funny....the last 4 suck.
In CB2, CoBF was too powerful to be nerfed, so it was destroyed.
In CB1, CoBF was a gift from grandma.
In CB1, misplaced threads were moved to the same place CoBFs are now.
In CB1, Explosive shots didn't need to explode.
In CB1, names could be changed as often as underwear.
In CB2, who wears underwear?
In CB1, Battle Royal was fueled by goats' blood.
In CB2, Battle Royal is a franchise with lots of cheese.
In CB2, all is grey and even fish are to be respected.
In CB1, all was red, especially the fish.

this is a good one, lol.

"In CB1, Chuck Norris got roundhoused. "

48! was my favorite, was going to have "42 was the following fine." at the end. ;p Can't be the only one who can come up with this stuff.

In CB1, botchecks complained about you.
In CB2, FrodBot sounds awful.
In CB1, the FoD pulled you.
In CB1, the admins were ninjas.
In CB2, the admins are pirates.
In both CBs, Tulwars rule.

In CB1 a noob had the plague
In CB2 plague victims get huge cash settlements

In CB1 monkey was on crack
In CB2 about the monkey, no one could talk smack

In CB1 supporter items died on the vine
In CB2 supporter items scale just fine...

eww!

In CB1 there were no smart multis

In CB1, a finger was deadly.

In CB1, even the QB's were bots.

In CB1, DD was overpowered

Russians are reversed, In CB2 ?

These go you to you Ash. ;)
In CB1, QBs were appointed by the people.
In CB2, QBs are appointed for the people.
In CB2, all but 2 nominees are of Sanjaya blood.
In CB1, much of their blood would've been spilt. Drank. Then expelled onto dwarves.
In CB1, there was but one dwarf, for he enjoyed the taste of that blood.
In CB2, that hairy stub is a zillionaire who craves newb blood. The goals were created to feed this need.
In CB1, QB losers were forced into labor camps.
yeah that's a pun ^

In CB2, newbs need to be told in chat where to find help & Help!
In CB1, newbs could spell "why" and be whipped for asking this.
In CB1, there was no wiki or debate for there were no lies. Only orders.
In CB2, newbs spell "why" in one letter and with an "a". Then forge their whips.
In CB1, CB1 was a tourney char.

In CB1, I was a bot.
In CB2, so was DAWG.

Make me laugh peasants!