Mildly amusing diversion for five minutes. (in Off-topic)

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php


It's a random film quote generator; you enter a word and the generator replaces part of the quote with that word.

A few examples using the word 'carnage' that tickled me:

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my carnage. Prepare to die!

I find your lack of carnage disturbing.

Have you ever danced with the carnage in the pale moonlight?

Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to carnage.

To carnage, and beyond!

We'll always have Carnage.

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his carnage.


Johnnywas in there led me to:

Houston, we have a Johnnywas.


(PS. I've looked through other areas of the site to make sure it's PG. I think it is. Apologies in advance if there is anything there that isn't....)

He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty BluBBen! xD

Hehe, some of these quotes made me chuckle :P

''They don't throw their garbage away. They make it into Ash.''

Say what? That's me, man, 99% recycled thrash.

''The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world Ash didn't exist.''

What a mean guy.

''Frankly, my dear, I don't give an Ash.''

This one I like, but I dunno why.

"Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the whisky."

"You had me at 'beer'."

"Play it, Sam. Play 'As Beer Goes By'."

"I want that beer, not excuses.

"You can't handle the beer!"

"That'll do, Lukey. That'll do."

haha

I find your lack of BarzooMonkey disturbing.

Which movie was this quote from?
Star Wars: A New Hope (1977)
(the word was 'faith')

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a w00t."

"May the w00t be with you."

"Made it, Ma! Top of the w00t!"

"Gort! Klaatu barada w00t!"

"Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to w00t."

"To w00t, and beyond!"

"Hasta la vista, w00t."

;-)

"I see dead noob."

Lol.

Fun and warnings

Listen to them. Children of the Hackundslash. What music they make.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little Hackundslash, too!
I am big! It's the Hackundslash that got small.
Why are you wearing that stupid Hackundslash suit?

Say hello to my little ranger!

If I was a Monty, a perfect Monty, how would you know it was really me?
I love the smell of Monty in the morning.

If you build it, Monty will come.
There is a Monty coming. Are you sure you're on the right side?

This Thrak attracts Those We do not Speak of. You must bury it.

Thrak! Why did it have to be Thrak!

I am not a thrak. I am a human being. I am a man.

I'm looking for the Army of the Twelve Thrak.

I feel the need - the need for Thrak!

rockets

"Okay, here's the plan. We get the warhead and then hold the world ransom for... one million rockets"