<mesosexy[T]> I'm sorry, I dont believe I know you. Let me introduce myself. My name is meso, Im a cute little kitten =^_^=
<OB> ...that knows how to type!
<Verifex> You look like a cute little pokemon,
* mesosexy[T] ses OB from the corner of her eye and attacks him!
<mesosexy[T]> sees even *
* Verifex catches meso in a pokemon thingy
* (Graduate)Blarg devours the cute kitten
<mesosexy[T]> Meep! Attacks from all sides!
<(Graduate)Blarg> mmmmm, cat
<Ashiliza[T]or> pokéball
* mesosexy[T] dodges the pokeball and claws her way outta Blarg's stomach, dripping with nasty fluids.
<mesosexy[T]> Thanks now I'll have to clean for hours!
<OB> meso, attack! Use Pet Allergy/Dander Attack, now!
* mesosexy[T] starts to clean herself furiously.
* mesosexy[T] looks up. Right.
<OB> >.<
* mesosexy[T] attacks with her allergy-ness...
<mesosexy[T]> Who am I attacking OB?
<OB> =(
<OB> Verifex!
<OB> for challenging my pokethority
<OB> =D
<(Graduate)Blarg> zomg, pokethority
<mesosexy[T]> Right. But who?
<OB> Right, Verifex
<(Graduate)Blarg> rraaaar!
<Verifex> Well, my poke capture attack missed, so I'm going to have to repokecapture
<OB> you can't, I already got her
<DrAcO5676> use an Ultra Ball
* mesosexy[T] attacks Verifex with claws of fury.
<DrAcO5676> or Super ball
<OB> le gasp, she only knows a clawing attack, she didn't use her pet allergy attack
* Verifex monsoon cloud hamburger question mark purple attack!
<(Graduate)Blarg> master ball!
* (Graduate)Blarg leaps on meso like a master ball
* mesosexy[T] goes into the super ball, it glowing pulsating, but her loyalty to OB is too great and she escapes!
* Verifex fires his ultimate chicken soup beam weapon
* (Graduate)Blarg devours her anyway
* OB zaps Ashilizator with a super booty beam!
* mesosexy[T] claws her way out -again-
<Verifex> I don't know a damn thing about pokemon, but I'm good at pretending..
<(Graduate)Blarg> thanks for putting holes in my belly
<mesosexy[T]> I watched it YEArs ago. I didnt even know anything about super balls... lol
* OB bootydance powerjiggle supersexify splashinates Blarg!
<mesosexy[T]> Your the one who ate me!
<OB> kerPOW!
<(Graduate)Blarg> brb
(Graduate)Blarg left the room.
<OB> See? Took him out in one shot.
* mesosexy[T] stands back and watches the show, and puts on her sunglasses.
* OB puts on his thong.
<mesosexy[T]> Ah!
(Graduate)Blarg has joined the room.
- carnage: server grants op status to (Graduate)Blarg
* mesosexy[T] hides her eyes, scorched by the pale whiteness!
<OB> Try 'n' take me on now, Blarg.
<mesosexy[T]> Dont do it!
<OB> heehee
* (Graduate)Blarg eats OB rotisserie style
<mesosexy[T]> D'oh... I warned you.
* OB burns a hole through Blarg's stomach with his pale moonlight attack!
* (Graduate)Blarg liked it
<mesosexy[T]> He put on a thong...
* OB turns his dual moons around once out and shines them in Blarg's eyes!
<mesosexy[T]> lol
<(Graduate)Blarg> hah! i'm wearing moonglasses!
<OB> crud!
<OB> But I have a backup move!
* OB turns around and flashes Blarg!
* mesosexy[T] really claws her eyes out this time!
<(Graduate)Blarg> thats hawt
<OB> aye, so 'tis.
<OB> Amplified by those moonglasses, too hawt for your corneas to handle!
* OB tackles the now-blinded Blarg!
* mesosexy[T] sobs pitifully, her eyesight gone.
* (Graduate)Blarg devours OB
<OB> darn. Forgot, he doesn't have to see to eat.
* mesosexy[T] smells her pokemasters blood and attacks Blarg.
* OB goes for a backstroke through Blarg's stomach.
* (Graduate)Blarg devoues meso too
* mesosexy[T] claws her way out -again-
<mesosexy[T]> Come on this is getting old!
Angel_of_Death has joined the room.
* OB follow meso out the hole
* OB calls on the Angel of Death to defeat Blarg!
<mesosexy[T]> Sho what now, OB? How shall we defeat the evil Blarg?
<OB> We wait, meso. We wait and see if AoD joins the fight.
* mesosexy[T] looks at AoD, pleading.
<mesosexy[T]> We need your help!
<(Graduate)Blarg> what makes me so evil?
<Angel_of_Death> why should i help you ob
<mesosexy[T]> Youre eating us thats what >.<
<(Graduate)Blarg> hmmm
<OB> Because it is the right thing to do?
<OB> And because you love me!
* mesosexy[T] nods.
<OB> =D
<(Graduate)Blarg> maybe i'm just hungry
* mesosexy[T] carps Blarg. Eat fish!
* mesosexy[T] giggles. My first carp.
<Angel_of_Death> i dont love anyone and i never do the right thing cuz i donno what the right thing is
* DrAcO5676 Carps mesosexy[T]
<OB> The right thing is to save the day and defeat Blarg.
<OB> DO it!
<OB> =D
<mesosexy[T]> =O! Fish!
* Angel_of_Death pets blarg
* DrAcO5676 defeats Blargeh.... GAME OVER!
* mesosexy[T] gets distracted and eats it.
<OB> Some Angel of Death. =P
<OB> lol
End Poke Fight. Begin Verifex drugging me >.<
* lostling feeds meso catnip
* mesosexy[T] gets sick from eating cat nip and messes everywhere...
<mesosexy[T]> lol!
ShadowRuler has joined the room.
(Graduate)Blarg left the room.
* Verifex gives meso extra yummy food*
* lostling baths meso
<mesosexy[T]> Awww... thanks lostling.
* mesosexy[T] feels too sick to eat right now, but thank you =)
<Verifex> damn
<lostling> ewww
* ShadowRuler walks aimlessly into chat O.o
<mesosexy[T]> what?
<Verifex> not even one
* lostling is lagging :x stupid other people's network
* mesosexy[T] will give lostling time to respond next time.
* mesosexy[T] giggles.
<Verifex> come on eat just one piece of this food
* mesosexy[T] eyes the food and sniffs it, her kitty senses tingling.
Hearts has joined the room.
<mesosexy[T]> I'm not eathing that! What is it?
<Verifex> It's just regular cat food*
* lostling thinks its drugged :x
* mesosexy[T] gets a mouse and has it eat some first, and watches as it dies.
<mesosexy[T]> No thanks.
<Verifex> no it's not drugged!
* mesosexy[T] takes a small bite.
<Verifex> the mouse does not die!
<ShadowRuler> the mouse is a bomb!
* Verifex cackles
<ShadowRuler> run meso run!!
* mesosexy[T] looks up at Verifex, wondering what the matter is.
* mesosexy[T] shrugs and walks off.
<lostling> lol
<Verifex> It wasn't poison, but the * on the food was for the extra nano-robots I included with it, so currently they are winding through your bloodstream into your brain, and soon I will be able to use this remote control to make you do as I say! muhahaha
* mesosexy[T] looks around for an EMT
* mesosexy[T] activates the EMT, killing all the nanobots.
<Verifex> Too late! the nano-robots cannot be stopped
<mesosexy[T]> o.O
<mesosexy[T]> I think I have a nemesis.
<Verifex> they are EMP shielded, and have their own defenses against white-blood cells
* mesosexy[T] attacks to get the remote away before she is completely taken over!
Hearts left the room.
<mesosexy[T]> I won't let you get away with this!
* mesosexy[T] attempts to grab the remote, only to realize she has no thumbs...
lostling left the room.
<Verifex> hahahaha, it's already too late..
<Verifex> And I have other remotes.. so it won't matter if you grab this one..
* mesosexy[T] cries pitifully, seemingly defeated.
<Verifex> It's okay, I don't need you for my zombie drone army right now
<mesosexy[T]> >.>
* ShadowRuler gasps and wonders how his hero meso will get outa this one >_>
<Verifex> They will just sit there dutifully ready to take complete control at the moments notice..
lostling has joined the room.
* Verifex goes to the grocery store
Atomicboy has joined the room.
<mesosexy[T]> Hey lost... can I get your help with something?
<lostling> yep :)
<lostling> be quick lol may d-c :x
<mesosexy[T]> Do you know how to kill Nano robots?
<lostling> magnetic wave i guess
<mesosexy[T]> Yeah? I fell into Verifex's trap.
<lostling> or an emp pulse
<mesosexy[T]> She said they were immune =( ALready tryed that
<mesosexy[T]> EMP? Woot! i did an EM-T-
<ShadowRuler> shake them off..
<lostling> emp electromagnetic pulse...
* mesosexy[T] goes and gets and emp machine and activates it, killing the nano bots!
<lostling> a nano bot cant work without a power source so it has to have metal
<lostling> once theres metal the emp pulse can burn out the circuits
* mesosexy[T] nuzzles lostling. Thanks for saving meh.
<lostling> :) np
* lostling strokes meso and carps verifex
Hearts has joined the room.
<mesosexy[T]> Ha! I have defeated your nano bots!
<lostling> lol
<Verifex> not hardly...
<mesosexy[T]> Lostling told me I needed an em-p- machine, not emt.
<Verifex> I just read up.. and lostling used.. emp?
<Verifex> hahah.. did you read what I wrote up there?
* lostling strangles verifex :) problem solved
<Verifex> <Verifex> they are EMP shielded, and have their own defenses against white-blood cells
<ShadowRuler> lol
<mesosexy[T]> >.<
<ShadowRuler> crush them! >:D
* lostling injects meso with his own nanobots that s and d verifex :)
<ShadowRuler> LoL
<mesosexy[T]> =O!
* mesosexy[T] feels a little funny...
* mesosexy[T] passes out.
* lostling still thinks strangling verifex is the best idea
* mesosexy[T] comes to.
<mesosexy[T]> What happened?
* lostling killed verifex and destroyed the nanobots :X problems solved
* mesosexy[T] smiles at lostling and hops in his lap again.
End Verifex battle, begin The Nine Lives Battle. FYI Zeke = Hearts
* Hearts bites meso
* lostling carps zeke
<mesosexy[T]> i wouldn't do that if I were you hearts...
<lostling> lol
<Hearts> XD
* ShadowRuler is back
* Hearts bites meso and sucks all the blood
<mesosexy[T]> O.O.... I warned you...
* lostling pours garlic down zeke's throat and stakes him to the bed
* Hearts tosses meso's lifeless body on job's bed
[MG]Mecca-Devilbot has joined the room.
<Hearts> *jon's
<mesosexy[T]> Hi mecca =)
<[MG]Mecca-Devilbot> Hey hey ^.^
* Hearts apprantely is an undying vampire.
* mesosexy[T] returns to life. There goes life #3... what a waste.
* Hearts starts to wax his hair
* Hearts gets high and grabs meso. starts doing a flaming hot passionate kiss
* mesosexy[T] is taken back, quite surprised seeing as how you just tried to kill me >.<
<ShadowRuler> keep it PG or goto PM :P
<mesosexy[T]> Saving that qoute for GW"s quote book ;)
* lostling grabs meso back *mine*
<Hearts> */me grabs meso. *share*
<lostling> bb meso :)
<Hearts> boo.
<Hearts> meso u can't go
<Hearts> we haven finish chanting. the spell is not complete
<mesosexy[T]> Spell?
<mesosexy[T]> What spell?
* mesosexy[T] looks around nervously.
* Hearts continues chanting and stares at meso
* mesosexy[T] can't help but get lost in the chant and looks at Hearts.
* Hearts stabs meso and collects all the blood.
<mesosexy[T]> Blarg I are dead... again.Life #4.
* Hearts pours the blood into the cauldron.
<mesosexy[T]> See if I trust you again >.<
<Hearts> you don't have to.
<mesosexy[T]> Eh?
* Hearts uses seductive gaze on meso
* mesosexy[T] peers into the caulron.
<mesosexy[T]> O.O
* Hearts pushes meso into the caudlron.
* mesosexy[T] hops out, blood covering her.
<mesosexy[T]> Stop doing that!
* Hearts watches as meso twitch uncontrollably
* ShadowRuler jumps in the caudlron and wonders if its a hot tub
* [MG]Mecca-Devilbot hands meso a sword. A sharp, sharp sword.
* mesosexy[T] stabs Hearts with it.
<mesosexy[T]> Now stop!
* Hearts turns the sword blunt with a wave of a finger
<mesosexy[T]> Meep?
* Hearts turns meso into a meeping sheep.
* mesosexy[T] scampers off, tail bushy and twitching.
<Hearts> XD
* ShadowRuler loves the acting and claps for u guys :P
* Hearts bites shadow.
<mesosexy[T]> Run now Shadow!
* mesosexy[T] bumps into Hearts with a "meep!" causing him to let go
* Hearts wraps his arms around shadow and drains shadow's blood
* [MG]Mecca-Devilbot summons a shadow ghoul, and sic's it on hearts
<mesosexy[T]> I'm too late!
* mesosexy[T] cries over Shadow's dead body, her tears reviving him back to life.
* Hearts uses telekenisis to spalsh the contents on everyone else
lostling left the room.
<Hearts> *contents of the cauldron
* Hearts watches with amusement as everyone starts turining into stuffed toys.
* SnapDragon takes a shower, then calmly leaves the room
SnapDragon left the room.
<Hearts> lol
* mesosexy[T] is immune to the contents, and helps everyone turn back to normal!
* Hearts ensnare meso in iron casts before she does so
<mesosexy[T]> O.O You shouldn't do that either...
* [MG]Mecca-Devilbot surrounds himself in an anti-magic shell, then free's meso
* Hearts drops meso from a 99999storey building
* mesosexy[T] safely lands on her feet. I'
<mesosexy[T]> m a cat after all *
* Hearts kicks devilbot down the 9999storey building as well
<[MG]Mecca-Devilbot> lol.. too true.
* [MG]Mecca-Devilbot crash's to the bottom, then re-assembles himself piece by piece
<Hearts> lol. i wonder if cats can really survive that fall?
<mesosexy[T]> I did. =)
* Hearts throws meso into the ocean
<lostling> lol
* lostling strangles zeke
* mesosexy[T] makes a rope out of her hair, ties it to two sea turtles and rides them to safety.
* Hearts slithers away.
<[MG]Mecca-Devilbot> *LOL.*
* Hearts snips off meso's hair
<Hearts> XD
* ShadowRuler eats one of the sea turtles
* [MG]Mecca-Devilbot rescues meso with a sturdy sea-going vessel
* mesosexy[T] smiles at mecca.
* [MG]Mecca-Devilbot sails into the sunset with meso, far away from heartys
* Hearts conjures a huge ship and drops it on both mecca and meso
* ShadowRuler creates a raft out of the sea turtles shells and sails away searching for devilbots ship
* [MG]Mecca-Devilbot blasts it out of the skies witha fireball first
* lostling sits on the beach looking at the fight
* [MG]Mecca-Devilbot makes his ship unlocateable, and covers his tracks with a dense wall of fog]
<mesosexy[T]> O.o Now I'm alone on a ship... with a stranger
<mesosexy[T]> And noone can find me >.<
<[MG]Mecca-Devilbot> muhaha!
* Hearts dries the ocean
<mesosexy[T]> No it was a trap all along!
* [MG]Mecca-Devilbot finds a nearby port, and docks the ship before the ocean is empty
* ShadowRuler spots mecca's ship easily now that the oceans gone :D
* Hearts floods the land
* ShadowRuler turns on the laws of pyshics switch to on
* [MG]Mecca-Devilbot buys a zepplin and flies ov'r the watery land
* Hearts herds all living creatures of the Earth into an Ark in pairs
* mesosexy[T] gets in with Mecca, unsure if he is friend or foe
* Hearts looks at the odd pair.
* [MG]Mecca-Devilbot hands meso a 'friend' card.
<Hearts> a robot and a cat.
* Hearts wonders how they would carry on the "cat" line
<[MG]Mecca-Devilbot> ^.^
<mesosexy[T]> Hey!
<Hearts> well creatures in the Ark come in pairs. a male an a female
<Hearts> and how does cats and robot mate? =/
<mesosexy[T]> Gack PG!?
<Hearts> PG - must teach children the right stuff.
<mesosexy[T]> Hmm.
<Hearts> so now children would be left thinkin tat a cat and a robot can mate? =/
<[MG]Mecca-Devilbot> well, the way i see it.. we're just going to outlive you, at which point we'll free the 2o' every kinds.. ;)
<mesosexy[T]> There ya go.
<Hearts> but but...you can leave the ark. theres no land!
<[MG]Mecca-Devilbot> she's got 6 5 lives left, and well.. i can't die.
<mesosexy[T]> I have 5 left
* Hearts electrocutes meso
* [MG]Mecca-Devilbot is unaffected by the electorcution. and is made of strong
* mesosexy[T] runs from Hearts, too quick to be electocuted.
* Hearts spalshes seawater on mecca
<[MG]Mecca-Devilbot> i never said i was an ordinary robot ;)
* Hearts reminds shadow that the land is now flooded
<ShadowRuler> ah yes but u flooded the land which wasnt the once known ocean
* [MG]Mecca-Devilbot watches shadow drown in the ocean once known as land
<Hearts> argh ok.
<ShadowRuler> i have a ship to! made of sea turtles
* Hearts jus floods the earth
<ShadowRuler> :D
* [MG]Mecca-Devilbot hands control of the zepplin to Meso, and warps to a new world
[MG]Mecca-Devilbot left the room.
* Hearts shoots the zepplin down.
* mesosexy[T] doesnt know how to fly one and crashes >.<
* ShadowRuler teleports to meso with a message from the future notifing her that the furture is in troble and u must repopulate the planet
<mesosexy[T]> O.O me?!
<lostling> lol
<mesosexy[T]> But... ive been spayed!
<mesosexy[T]> >.<
<lostling> lol
<ShadowRuler> wait..theres a typo
<ShadowRuler> it says lostling
<ShadowRuler> >_>
<lostling> huh?
<ShadowRuler> looks like ur the only male alive in the furture
<ShadowRuler> kkthnxbi ^^
ShadowRuler left the room.
<lostling> lol
<mesosexy[T]> This is getting very scary.
<mesosexy[T]> >.>
<lostling> ne way 17% battery left ;) im turning off my lappie :)
<lostling> cya meso~
<Hearts> never mind. you can always produce litters
<Hearts> XD
<mesosexy[T]> Bye lostling.
* lostling pets meso and gives her a hug
* mesosexy[T] eyes Hearts from the corner of her eye, and slinks off.
* Hearts captures meso with a net
* mesosexy[T] claws through the net and scampers off.
* Hearts throws a pokeball
* mesosexy[T] goes in the pokeball, but her loyalty to Lostling is too great and comes back out.
* Hearts kills lostling
<mesosexy[T]> No!
* mesosexy[T] mourns over lostling, her tears reviving him back to life.
* Hearts makes lostling evaporate
* mesosexy[T] freezes the sorrounding area, causing him to solidify again.
lostling left the room.
* Hearts makes lostling cease to exist
* mesosexy[T] cries, the will to live gone!
* Hearts kills meso
<mesosexy[T]> Would you stop!
<mesosexy[T]> There goes life #5,,,
<Hearts> gegege
<Hearts> 4 more left
<Hearts> muahahaha
* mesosexy[T] sobs.
<mesosexy[T]> This is what I get for torturing OB.
* Hearts puts meso on an Iron Maiden
<Hearts> lol
* Hearts afks
