To add to the recent trend of lyric ratings, here was my attempt. Was fed up of 90% of tunes being about love, relationships and all that, so here goes, please give rating out of ten like 7/10
Not a love song
Every song I've eva heard
's been about something absurd
They're about my baby
My sugar plum fairy
My sweet dear Mary
My bear-ded lady
But ooooooo
This is not a love song
No, not a love song
Its gonna be political
Or perhaps a little spiritual
But certainly seen as critical
Never to be met with ridicule
Ooooooooooo
These tunes about losing
A love turned to dust
These lyrics of abusing
That sacred holy trust
But oooooooo
This not a love song
No, not a love song
It's gonna be political
Or perhaps a little spiritual
Never seen as just typical
Nothing to do with my left ventrical
This Bridge is not gonna talk about your eyes or deformed toe
Third nipple, or the rude birthmark you never ever show
But ooooooo
This is not a love song
No, not a love song
Its gonna be political
Or perhaps a little spiritual
But certainly seen as critical
Never to be met with ridicule